What LOTR charaters would write on a Valentine's Card

[Gorwingel]

Surpringly we have less than a month to Valentine's Day, and I was thinking, if a LOTR charater had a loved one, and they were writing a Valentine's card. What would they write on it?

Now I will start with an easy one:
Gollum: Will you be my precioussss, Happyee Valentine's Day!

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[Lindril Arvilya]

Boromir: I'll owe you my allegiance any day.
Happy Valentine's Day....

[Blue Elf]

Hahaha, great topic idea...

erm....

Legolas (to his hair): Oh hair, how you glisten in the moonlight...how clean and perfect you are...how I love you hair...

Sauron (to....um anyone): I've had my eye set on you...

Maybe I'll have more later...

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Frodo: Can I wrap you around my finger this Valentines day?

Pippin: Will you be my special mug of ale today?

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

I had to put these here!
These are a few of the Valentines that a very talented girl named Hyel made.

http://www.psy-strike.com/valentines.jpg

[Gorwingel]

Love the Frodo one smilies/biggrin.gif
Those are great, I have actually heard that they manufacture some commercially made valentines, but I have not found them.

I want to find my sister a Legolas one (she loves Orlando Bloom), I am still on topic though, I came up with another one

Legolas: I am cupid and you are my target, Happy Valentine's Day smilies/cool.gif

[ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

[Blue Elf]

Those werer really cool, Tigerlily...

I liked the one with Grima and Eowyn

The one with Sauron is something like the one I made up...

I just had a strange image of Aragorn writing a card to Arwen, and explaining to someone, "It's elvish for I love you.....at least, I hope that's what it meant..."
and then an angry scream from Arwen's general direction...

[Blue Elf]

Grima: Eowyn, m'dear, why do you hate me? Is it the fact I have no eyebrows? Or that I have a green face? Or my oily hair? No, that can't be it...Aragorn's hair is oilier. But, would you refuse an invite to Shire-o'-Love Cafe?

Frodo: The bells of love Ring.

Legolas: I love you more than anything (except my hair)

[Orual]

::spews::

Bells of love Ring! LOL! Wonderful! Blue Elf, that made my day.

There are a bunch here:

Lord of the Rings Valentine cards (http://www.beastybunny.com/lotr/valentines/valentines.htm)

I'll be printing them out, if my printer starts working, and sending them this year.

Happy early Valentine's Day, everybody!

~*~Orual~*~

Hmm, I wonder if Middle-earth had a holiday similar to Valentine's Day? I wonder what it'd be? Luthien's Day?

[Coral]

Legolas: I'm stroking my arrow right now just thinking of you...
HEY! I'm not a pervert! He really does stroke his arrow! *sigh*

[Blue Elf]

And Orual, your response made mine...all this evening I felt like I was being insulted...yay!! Someone isn't reprimanding me this time!!

If I had a good printer, I think I would print out those cards too. I like the Pippin one "Love comes in pints?" or something like that...

Saruman looks possessed on his Valentine card though...

[Mintyztwin]

Doesn't he (Saruman) always? BTW, Blue Elf, the Sauron was great!

Tom Bombadill: "Hey Dol, merry dol, Tom Bombadillo! You will by loving girl, and I will be your fellow! Hey dol, merry dol, Tom Bombadillo!"

Goldberry (to Tom): "No more rhyming. I mean it!" smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif

Shadowfax: "I'll race the west wind across Middle Earth for you."

Pippin: "You're worth a pint!"

I'm trying to come up with something for Gimli but the creative juices just aren't flowing! My muse must have gone on coffee break! I'll be back tomorrow!

[MYyyPreciousSS]

Lol. Those are great. I actually do have official Two Towers movie valentines that I bought, but I think there are some better ideas here. smilies/smile.gif

[Bekah]

I think you've been watching Princess Bride too much, Mintyztwin.

I can't think of any at the moment. I liked those Valentine cards you found, Orual. But I agree, Blue Elf, Saruman looks possessed. More than usual. Far too scary for a Valentine card. smilies/eek.gif

~ Elentari

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Okay, Saruman just looks scary there. But it really made me laugh "It would be wise to be my valentine!" Muahahaha! Oh, and Blue Elf, those REALLY made me laugh! Please post more, you're so funny! Well, I don't know if I can think of some. Hmmm...nope, but if I do, I shall post them. *thinks hard.*

Yours Thoughtfully

Naurwen

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Since out-of-season seasonal repeats seem to be à la mode at the moment, I'm resurrecting this one for no easily explicable reason.

It's a lesser-known fact that each year, Sauron would send each of the Nazgûl a little note expressing his appreciation for their loyal service:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fell for my ring trick
So now I own you.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, suckers.

While each year the Brown Lands were found dotted with little pieces of discarded bark inscribed: "Come back to me, come back to me, and say my land is best."

[Gorwingel]

Oh my! This was one of the few topics that I actually opened all by my little self!

So glad to see it open again :cool:

Gimli:
I'll give you my axe, and if that's not useful you must take my heart. Because you have attracted me more than all the Mithril in the whole of Middle Earth.
Happy Valentine's Day :D

[Morai]

For some reason I can see Gollum singing an old Backstreet Boys song to the ring:

"You are...my firrrre. My one desssssssire." (And no, I really do despise the boy band, but some still dedicated fans got that song stuck in my head.)

Arwen: "I would give my immortal life for you."

[Lûthien Nénharma]

Dearest Beloved,

I miss you terribly. Every morning when the sun rises I await news of you. I do not give up hope for you are a wise and amazing man. By amazing I mean in many ways :p. My father wishes me to leave, but I linger hoping for a better day will come. I love you dearly, and I wish you were here today. Happy Valentines Day , My King.

Arwen

Dearest Arwen,

It has been a few days since I have slept, I have been keeping guard and watch while the others rest, but when I dream I see your face. It is still as beautiful as ever. I await the day when we sit on the thrown of Gondor. Im hoping that time will come soon. And now I will sing you a song that reminds me of our situation.
Hello there the angel from my nightmare. The shadow in the background of the morgue. The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want. Where you can always find me. We'll have Halloween on Christmas. And in the night we'll wish this never ends. Dont waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head. I miss you....etc.

Elessar

[Morai]

Merry: You're worth more to me than all the weed in the South Farthing...and that's saying something! :smokin:

Elrond to Arwen: "Don't waste your time running after mortal men, but after those who can love you forever! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!

Arwen then says: "You call that a valentine Papa?"

[Lûthien Nénharma]

LOL that is a good one!

[Morgoth's Apprentice]

Morgoth to the world: Happy Black Valentine's Day everybody. I cannot stand all the love in this world, so I am off to obliterate it. And now for the spectacular gift, I am going to take over the world and own your soul. Have an.....incredibly bad rest of your life, especially if you're an Elf. Then you will NEVER escape me because you're IMMORTAL!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! PS: However, as my one good deed, I will give you some sensible advice: Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win. EVER.

[kementari]

Dearest Frodo,

I give you this ring as a token of my love...

Yours eternally,

Dark Lord

xxxxx

P.S I'll be home at 5pm, make sure dinner's ready for me.

hehe

[Babidi Buu]

Gothmog(Pink Orc)
Thinking about you makes me melt, Happy Valentines day.

Of all characters it had to be Gothy. and He does seem to be "Melting" ^_&