Things a character would not have wanted to be caught doing

[charly]

.... and imagine someone had caught them doing it!
Eowyn: messing around with lipstick, trying and failing to apply mascara.
Sam: laughing nastily and putting something into Frodo´s food
Pippin: THINKING!!

[Luinëcolloien]

hehe. Funny. I'll try a few, though I'm not very funny..

* Elrond dancing in front of his mirror with an inflatable guitar.

* Aragorn trying on a dress, and high heeled shoes.

* Gimli with a razor an inch away from his face.

* Galadriel swimming in her birdbath, splashing around and making a huge mess.

[Elenna]

Aragorn: hitting on the waitress at the Pony

Legolas: hitting on Butterbur

Gimli: eating a veggie burger

[Eruwen]

Pippin: THINKING!!

LOL! That's classic. That is hilarious.
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Sam: Having a real conversation with Gollum

Treebeard: Running or skipping or walking fastly in any way

Pippin: Actually not thinking about food

[Nevfeniel]

*Wormtongue hitting on Arwen
*Gandalf watching a soap opera
*Legolas making mud pies
*Aragorn getting a massage/facial
*Elrond searching Frodo's room for the ring

I'll post more when I can think of more.

[hobbitlass]

Nevfeniel-love the Elrond searching bit!

Sauron writing up his resignation.
Galadriel using the mirror to get the scoop on the horce races.
Aragorn picking his teeth with Andruil.

[Elven Mistress]

Gollum - eating something other than meat

Gimli - frolocking (sp?) through a forest, singing along with the birdies

Legolas - mining deep underground, singin a song in time to his hammer blows

Tom Bombadil - forgetting the words to his song/poems

[Eruialiwen]

LOL, love the post with the ring-searching bit smilies/biggrin.gif

Let's see...I'll give this a try although I'm not funny smilies/redface.gif

Saruman: making out with a she-Orc smilies/eek.gif

Nazgul: Trying on new, colorful clothes such as Hawaiian shirts smilies/biggrin.gif

Legolas and Gimli: giving each other haircuts O.o

Pippin: Dressing like a girl and hitting on Farmer Maggot just so he can steal more food from the crops smilies/rolleyes.gif

Elrond: sitting down on his bed after a long day and taking off his wig, revealing that he is very bald smilies/biggrin.gif

[Diamond18]

Saruman: Smoking pipe-weed (only that's true).

Shelob: Weaving a web that says "Amazing Pig". (or whatever it was)

Sauron: Putting a giant contact lense in his Lidless Eye.

Sam: Stepping on a flower.

[*nevquesseiel*]

hey these r great u guys....
heres my pathetic attempt....
* sam revealing his true feelings for frodo
* sauron admitting the lidless eye makes him sweat...
* elrond replacing the ring with a bottle cap
* frodo hurrying to leave bag end, only to discover he forgot the ring
* sauron telling his gondor neighbours hes only renting mount doom

cmon im tired.... lol

[Lady_Espel]

They're really hilarious. Ok I'm useless at this, but what the hey (did I just say what the hey?).
Aragorn-Waxing his chest
Saruman-Writing an agony-uncle (Dear Saruman) page
Frodo-wearing coloured contacts
Pippin-Doing a degree in polotics
Legolas-rolling in mud

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[Lady_Espel]

Me-learning to spell

[Reyna Evergreen]

LOL! smilies/biggrin.gif This is too great...I'll try my hand at it, although I might just be horrible entirely....

*Aragorn fighting off a Nazgul with a bagette (the bread)

*Frodo using the Ring to take a peek at Arwen..*ahem*

*Gimli baking a pie

*Merry thinking about Pippin think about Sam thinking about Frodo thinking about Pippin not thinking about food

Yeah....that last one was a litte odd, but it was fun!!!!

[Eruwen]

Merry thinking about Pippin think about Sam thinking about Frodo thinking about Pippin not thinking about food

Whoa. Let me see...

Merry thinking about Pippin...thinking about...Sam who is thinking about Frodo.....

Whoa. That is way too confusing. I'm not even going to try and think about that one.
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Anyway, how about:

*Treebeard rolling other trees at Halloween.

[Elenna]

Treebeard: Only writing on ONE side of the paper.

Legolas: Putting on his foundation and lip gloss, then shaving his legs.

Aragorn: Making out with Eowyn.

Gandalf: Making out with Galadriel.

Elrond: Taking Rogaine

[Eruialiwen]

LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL *dies* Legolas: Putting on his foundation and lip gloss, then shaving his legs.

LOL, Lady_Espel...I dunno but I can see Legolas rolling in mud...with me that is...all right all right *slaps self* I'll stop now smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Lady_Espel]

Well, everyone thinks he's clean, cut i dunno...

[Lady_Espel]

Jesus, my spelling is awful, of course i meant but

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

I dunno but I can see Legolas rolling in mud...with me that is...
So I'm no the only here that thinks that...*Duges a rotten tomato* OK! OK! I'll stop!

I might as well have a go at it, and Lady_Espel, look at it this way, your spellings WAY better than Mine smilies/biggrin.gif

Aragorn: Listening to Opra and even trying to sing along

Boromir: Sledding down a moutain useing his gaint shield as a snowboard

Legolas: Breakdanceing and rapping in front of a mirror

Sauramon: Painting his nails

Elrond: Reading a book with the title "Rekindleing Romance for Dummies" (I might add thats a real book)

Frodo: Makeing out with Rose smilies/eek.gif

[Diamond18]

Frodo: Makeing out with Rose

*GASP* That's just awful! I shouldn't laugh...but it's hard not to...

Any Orc: Taking a bath, singing a song, or doing anything that isn't uncouth.

JRRT: Forgetting how to spell one of his Elvish words.

Legolas: Tripping over some tree roots. smilies/eek.gif

[Reyna Evergreen]

MWAHAHAHA! smilies/evil.gif You guys are evil and funny.
I think I'll try a few more!

*Boromir in a Spa Salon.

*Elrond practicing a hip-hop routine infront of a mirror.

*Gimli eating the pie that Merry was thinking about Pippin thinking about..well, you get the picture...

*Galadriel pouring wine into her mirror while hiccuping insanely.

Aha! Try to match that insanity!!! *goes off in a roar of insane laughter, reminding her of an evil scientist*

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

*GASP* That's just awful! I shouldn't laugh...but it's hard not to...

Aragorn thinking about Frodo who was thinking about Sam who was thinking about Pippin who was thinking about Merry who was thikning about Gimli who was thinking about Gandalf who was thinking about Boromir who was thinking about Bill The Poney who was thinking about Legolas who was thinking about Arwens neck smilies/evil.gif:

I'm evil...And in one of My moods...Sowy! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Reyna Evergreen]

Even for me that was hard to make out!! (lol...underline on me because usually I can make out those things...nvm...) Had to read it a good four times to make sure I got it!

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas, I dub thee the new "Was Thinking About/Of" Queen. *bows*

[Celebmornie]

I suck at this but here goes!

*Gimli and Legolas trading tips on how to braid hair!
*Elrond tring on Arwens purple dresses!
*Gimli trimming his beard.
*Aragorn singing Borimer to sleep.
*Sam and Frodo kissing goodnight.
*Galadriel feeding the birds in her bird math(/Mirror)
*Gandalf actually preforming a spell.

Well thats all!

[ October 06, 2002: Message edited by: Celebmornie ]

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

*Bows so low her nose tuchs the tip of her boot* I thank yee. Heck, I was only playing around. Now, if I wanted to really get it on I could go:

Frodo thinking of Sam who was thinking that Frodo might be thinking of him wile Gimli thinks Frodo's thinking of Same wile Sams thinking of Frodo thinking of him wile Aragorns thinking that Gimli's thinking of Sam who is thinking of Frodo thinking of him wile Gandalf thinks of Araogrn whos thinking of Gimli who is thinking of Sam who is thinking that Fordos thinking of him wile Legolas is cought somewhere in the middle thinking of how to get all the thinks right.

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[Diamond18]

I think I may die laughing...

[TolkienGurl]

Treebeard saying a sentence in Entish in less than ten hours...

Gollum dressed in a suit and tie eating COOKED FOOD at a fancy restaurant...

Arwen dumping Aragorn for Gimli...

Frodo secretly creating his own ring...

Sometimes I scare myself smilies/wink.gif

~TolkienGurl~

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[Eruialiwen]

LOL, you guys are hilarious smilies/biggrin.gif

[Samwise_Gamgee]

Legolas and Gimli- Legolas trying to teach Gimli hpw to write in elvish, Gimli teaching Legolas how to write in dwarvish.

Orcs- Making out with eatch other

Pippin- Getting drunk and talking stupidly (Oh wait, that already happened in public didn't it) smilies/biggrin.gif

Arwen- Taking advance horse riding lessons and falling off.

Sam- Making out with Rosie....oops smilies/wink.gif

They are all lame I know...I lost my funny streak a way long ago... *sigh*

[Lady_Espel]

I apologize in advance for my spelling.

Gimli, Legolas, Aragon, Bormoir and Faramir: YMCA, Gimli could be the construction worker, Legolas could be the cowboy, Aragon could be the indian cheif, Boromir could be the cop and, wait, what's the other one?

[Lady_Espel]

Bormoir, what am I, like french?

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Legolas could be the cowboy, Aragon could be the indian cheif

LOL!!! That inspied ME to do this one:

Legolas&Aragorn: Playing cowboys and indains smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Elrond: Singing into a hairbrush in front of the mirror "I Want It That way" by The Backstreet Boys

[charly]

LOL; LOL; LOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
Galadriel: flirting with the whole of the fellowship
Elrond: locking Arwen in a high-security chamber, so she can´t meet Aragorn
Sam/Bilbo/anyone: secretly reading Harry Potter and liking it
Merry: calling Pippin "fool of a took"
Gandalf: calling Pippin "my dear friend, most intelligent creature in Arda..."
Arwen&Eowyn: Instant-messaging about what an idiot Aragorn is via mirrror
All characters: setting up a karaoke-show with the following acts:
*Arwen, Goldberry, Rose, Eowyn, Galadriel: Spice Girls
*Sam(for Frodo) I´m a slave 4 you (Britney)
*Legolas: I feel pretty... (west.side-story)
and so on... think I got a bit carried away... 4give me, everyone!!

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

These few spring to mind:

Fëanor: reading a book called Jewel-Making Made Easy

Sauron: Making a picture of a kitten in counted cross-stitch

Radagast: Buying a copy of 101 Pigeon Recipes

Gandalf: Using his time in the library of Minas Tirith to look for pornographic woodcuts

Thorin: Playing Seamus the Happy Leprechaun at a children's party (what exactly did he do for a living when living in exile?)

Glaurung: Singing I'm a Little Teapot with actions.

Wormtongue: Pinning Saruman's portrait to a dartboard

Túrin: Asking Beleg to get rid of a spider for him.

Sam: Pawning the Baggins family silver to buy beer.

Treebeard: Herding trees into a paper mill.

Celeborn: Using the Mirror as a latrine

Aragorn: Using the Palantír of Orthanc to watch Arwen bathing

Denethor: Playing with a toy ship, with appropriate sound effects

Eärendil: Landing in Middle-earth and pretending to be an alien to confuse people.

[Diamond18]

Gandalf: Being caught by Pippin, while calling Pippin a "very valiant man". Oh, wait.... smilies/wink.gif

Any Hobbit: Sitting in a hair-salon having his/her hair conked (straightened).

The Balrog: Using its whip to play jump-rope.

Boromir: Using his horn to create an avalanche.

[ October 08, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Gliniel]

LOL!!!! This is great. Here's my attempt at being funny -

Gimli: wearing the full-out tuxedo with tails and the little pink mum in the lapel

Boromir: putting on a tutu ( smilies/biggrin.gif I just think it's a really funny mental image...)

Elrond: ... okay, think Risky Business (sunglasses, no pants, sliding around on socks ...)

Arwen and Galadriel: playing ULTIMATE rugby

Sam: calling the Gaffer on his handy-dandy cell phone saying something like, "You know, Frodo is such a @%&*^&$!"

Aragorn: using Nair

Ringwraiths: lounging about on the beach

Pippin: writing a thesis paper on the theories of Freud

...k, that's all I got right now. I tried! smilies/cool.gif

[Eruialiwen]

OMG *dies laughing* I would write up some more if I could stop...hehe...laughing..hehehhe...long enough...I loved the one ofd Gandalf searching for pornographic woodcuts and the Balrog playing jumprope with its whip...and those crazies of Elrond...LOL...and especially the one of Celeborn using the Mirror as a latrine... smilies/eek.gif

[Arwen Imladris]

Wormtongue hitting on Arwen

He does in the movie! smilies/eek.gif

Hee hee these are great, can't think of any more right now.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Elrond: ... okay, think Risky Business (sunglasses, no pants, sliding around on socks ...)
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Seeing Tom Cruise in that part was scarry...BUT ELROND?! smilies/eek.gif BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

The entire Fellowship: Singing "Figro" around a campfie

Gandalf: Saying the word "Wipper-snapper"

Legolas: Shooting a bow...And missing
OR
Trys to shoot a bow but the arrow flys backwards and hits him right in the nose (I've had that happen to Me)

[Alcarinque]

She-lob (I apologize if the name is wrong, because I read the books in Spanish) switching to a vegetarian diet.

Gollum taking a sunbath!!!!!

Sauron applying mascara!
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[TolkienGurl]

Wormtongue hitting on Arwen

Actually I don't see why he wouldn't, but he's actually after Eowyn. Poor girl!

[ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

[Diamond18]

Disgusting. This is getting out of hand.

[Eruialiwen]

Trys to shoot a bow but the arrow flys backwards and hits him right in the nose (I've had that happen to Me)


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[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Backing swiftly away from this morass of vulgarity:

Morgoth, Sauron and the Nazgûl: Close harmony singing.

Elbereth: Arranging stars to form rude messages.

Eru: Visiting Middle-earth incognito, dressed in bright clothes and singing comic songs.

Húrin: Asking Morgoth for some popcorn.

Elrond: Sneaking out of Rivendell to rob travellers.

Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs: Watching Bambi with a box of tissues.

Éomer: Conspiring with Saruman to get rid of Théodred, then slaughtering a few Orcs to create an alibi.

Aragorn: Cutting up Gandalf's spare robe to make a white flag while he's busy saving Faramir.

[ilon]

Sam dreaming about the day he and Frodo were married.

[gralin musicteeth]

Denethor- Doing fiddler on the roof whilst being burned to death
Legolas- Getting his pretty hair all tangly
Balrog- sipping egg nog and singing christmas carols with a cave troll.
Shadowfax- Running to catch the EL train in time to see "Spirit" in the shire theatre
Dernhelm- standing up to pee.:P

[Elenna]

Can we at least ATTEMPT to keep this PG rated, everyone?

Legolas: Forgetting to shower for a few days.

Sam: Going out with the fellas and getting hammered, eventually letting Mr. Frodo out of his sight.

[Diamond18]

Here, here, Elenna.

Legolas: Admitting that he would actually ever NEED to take a shower.

Frodo: Standing on the bank of Anduin, holding the Ring out in his hand like the world has just stopped and the woods aren't crawling with Uruk-hai....uh....oh wait...hehe.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Gandalf: getting cought watching Moulin Rouge with a box of tissues in his lap and used tissues all over the couch

Pippin: Reading "The rise adn fall of the Roman Empire"

Sam: Admitting he burnt the pot

Thre...Hows that?

[Diamond18]

Who has read "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire"? smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif

[gralin musicteeth]

hehhe sorry smilies/wink.gif
Gimli- prancing through fields of buttercups singing "i'm a fairy! i'm a fairy!"
Butterbur- remembering his name without somebody shouting it at him.
Theoden- doing a revised version of "ice ice baby" with Gandalf

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Dáin Ironfoot: Getting out of the Big Push by pretending to be mad.

Bilbo: Sneaking into Frodo's room to replace the Mithril coat with nickel-plated chain mail.

[Elenna]

Frodo: Parading in front of the mirror wearing his mithril shirt whispering to himself "I'm too sexy for my chain mail..."

[Dwarin Thunderhammer]

I have read the Rise and Fall of the Roman empire.

Arwen - "If you want him, come and claim him"

[ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Dwarin Thunderhammer ]

[Diamond18]

I have read the Rise and Rall of the Roman empire.

*giggles* Would that be a sequel or prequel to "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire"? smilies/wink.gif

As for me, I looked at it once at the library.

Any Elf: Hitting a sour note in a song, or realizing and admitting that he/she can't carry a tune in a bucket.

[Rec the Hedgehog]

Sam: Stealing Rose's pie

Aragorn: Being "non-sweety"

Galadrial: Singing Rap songs while doing disco

Frodo: Making out with the one ring

Gandalf: saying "Good Job Pippin"

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Frodo: Making out with the one ring
smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif Wha---?!?!?! Is that even possible?!?!
*Shudders*

Pippin: Pranceing around a mirror singing "Bad To The Bone"

ANY Nazgul: Putting on lipstick and asking his fellow Nazgul "Does this robe make My bum look big?"

And if the word "Does" Is wrong, sue My grandfather who just told me how to spell it.

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Would that be a sequel or prequel to "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire"?

It must be a sequel. The prequel was The Fall and Rise of the Roman Empire, in which the Republic fakes its own death in order to escape the mundanities of suburban life.

Briskly returning to the subject:

Saruman: Borrowing Ulmo's magic car and cruising around using his Voice to pick up girls.

Glorfindel: Chickening out of meeting the Fellowship and sending Arwen instead.

[Faye Took]

Frodo- Dancing in his underwhere (sp?) infront of a mirror and holding up a stick or something, and singing LIke a Virgin by Madonna!

That would be a crazy sight smilies/eek.gif

[Dwarin Thunderhammer]

There's that infamous (sp?) again. Yes the rise and rall of the roman empire is the account of the roman empire in old age when it is blind and deaf and has alzheimers.

Orcs - Hatching from pods.

[Rimbaud]

[barrage of flaming trout]Faye Took [/barrage of flaming trout]

[ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Rimbaud ]

[Bêthberry]

Squatter, my dear good sir,

Eru: Visiting Middle-earth incognito, dressed in bright clothes and singing comic songs.


I thought he had. You mean he isn't Tom Bombadil? smilies/wink.gif

Bethberry

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Maybe he is. He wouldn't want to be caught doing it, though: it would be a plot inconsistency. smilies/wink.gif

[Bêthberry]

A plot inconsistency? And when has that ever proven to be insurmountable? smilies/wink.gif

[Diamond18]

If Tom Bombadil was Eru, why was he limited to a certain area? Ah well, whatever. I think he's just some weird guy in boots that Tolkien created to stall, because he was having trouble furthering the plot. (Can anyone say, "Trotter"?)

And I think the Frodo making out with the One Ring wisecrack was the most disgusting thing, maybe not as disgusting as Sam and Bill the Pony, but definitely shameful.

Myself: Complaining about other people's post to stall, because I can't think of a good joke to add here...um...nope.

[Elenna]

RABID SQUIRRELS, Faye Took, RABID SQUIRRELS!

[Lady_of_lothlorien]

help...I'm...dying...of....laughter!

Here's mine:
The balro sitting in a big bubble bath with Gollum and half of the nazgul (wait, that doesn't work, 9 divided by 2 is 4.5, Oh well, we'll just cut one of them in half smilies/smile.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif )

[Reyna Evergreen]

Whoa! It's gone a tad vulgar since I posted, but I'll try my hand at it again.

Yavanna: forgetting what a plant looked like.

Denethor: looking into the palantir and throwing his hands back and forth saying "Fly my pretties! Fly!!"

Yeah...getting rusty, aren't we?

[TealDude3]

Frodo: Shaving his feet
Sam: Trimming a life-like sculptor of Frodo out of a hedge
Merry: Writing love letters to Pippin.
Pippin: Writing hate letters to Gandalf
Gandalf: Talking about his obsession for Leonardo Dicaprio
Bilbo: Getting high off pipeweed
Borimir: Painting pictures of the ring next to bowls of friut.

And the best one

Elrond: Re-inacting scenes from the Matirx with Neo and Morpheaus action figures saying "I should have taken the blue pill."

[vanwalossien]

Pippin: Dressing like a girl and hitting on Farmer Maggot just so he can steal more food from the crops Hmmm.. Wouldn't put it past him, if he got hungry enough...
How about Elrond wearing his Matrix sunglasses (and Neo's long coat) at the council.. Doesn't sound funny until you picture it... Someone out there who's good at manipulating pictures? I'd really like to see that!

[ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: vanwalossien ]

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Let me see, now:

Durin's Bane: Standing in front of a mirror shouting "A Maia is not afraid of anything!" at his reflection.

Théoden: Dosing up his Mearas with steroids.

[ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

[ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

[Zohariel]

Wow, you guys are kee-razy!
Denethor- Skipping round the palace singing 'Oh what a beautiful morning'.
Boromir- Washing his hair.
Elrond- Scoffing choccy biscuits like it's going out of fashion.
Arwen- Buying a dress that's over size 10.
Legolas- Chopping down a tree.
Gimli- Hugging a tree.
Well, sorry if they're c**p, I'm new here. In fact I chose the Downs out of a whole list of forum places purely because it's full of dead people.

[mark12_30]

Durin's Bane : checking out his eyeliner in the rear view mirror.

[TolkienGurl]

The Balrog: Admitting that he has to use kerosene and a match to get all "fiery" - its really not his uber-evilness that does it.

Sauron: appearing on the Martha Stewart show

[ October 24, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

[Diamond18]

How about Elrond wearing his Matrix sunglasses (and Neo's long coat) at the council.. Doesn't sound funny until you picture it... Someone out there who's good at manipulating pictures? I'd really like to see that!

Here's a picture you'll like, vanwalossien. Lindolirion uses it as an avatar, and I stole it just for you. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif

http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/readerart/schricker-AgentElrond.jpg

[vanwalossien]

Ah yes, I've seen that one, but only the tiny version.. Only the coat missing! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Morgul Queen]

OK then how about these
Sam- pushes Frodo into Mt Doom
Tom Bombadil-making sense
Gollum- formulating a grammatically correct sentance
Balrog- not falling off the (GD) bridge
Peter Jackson-actually using a scene from the book without mangling and destroying it.
Treebeard-being hasty smilies/eek.gif

[Telpefalsion99]

Smeagol turning down an 'all you can ea fish buffet' smilies/eek.gif

[Orual]

Legolas--with a bottle of blonde hair dye in his hand!

~*~Orual~*~

[Tara3213]

Iam really bad at this but..
-Gadreail picking her nose
-Gandalf thying on spandex anything
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-Arwen having an affair with Gimli
-Gandalf faling off shadowfax
-Legolas picking his teeth with his arrow
-Pippin Drunk of the ten pints he just drank
-Saron singing the lollypop song

Oh yah to everyone....
LEGOLAS IS MINE, EVEN IF THE DOSE WAX HIS LEGS, AND SHAVE HIS ARM PITS, AND PLUCK HIS EYE BROUGHS, AND BAID HIS HAIR HE IS SOOO HOT!!

[Sapphire_Flame]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Way too funny you guys!! smilies/biggrin.gif

Legolas-not noticing something before the rest of the Fellowship. smilies/eek.gif
One Ring-hitting on Nenya (Galadriel's ring, for those of you that don't know) smilies/wink.gif
Balrog-when his sword is broken by Gandalf he starts to cry like a little girl.
Orcs at Helm's Deep-the orcs standing in the back start whining that they can't see.

I'll think of more....

[Lindril Arvilya]

Legolas having to wear glasses after one of his contacts goes missing (so much for the long-sighted elves...)
Aragorn playing with Arwen's old Barbie dolls (embarassing for all involved)
Treebeard, after being asked "Wanna go out for lunch?", answering "Ok." without thinking about it.

[Brinniel]

Gollum- mistaking a plastic ring for the One Ring and calling it his precioussss
Legolas- getting a headache
Legolas (again)- getting stuck in the snow
Rosie- dating or flirting with the "idiot" from the Green Dragon (from the Special Edition DVD)
Legolas (yes, again)- responding to the letters from his fangirls, telling them how much he appreciates them

[Celebmornie]

Legolas with bed-head
Hehehe! Me is bored!

[Nimrothiel]

Hee hee, you guys are good! How about this:

Peter Jackson: Reading the whole trilogy of LotR and actually ENJOYING it.

Gollum: Selling the One Ring to Bilbo for Sting and a fish.

Gimli: Gazing adoringly at a picture of Galadriel posted on his bedroom wall.

Aragorn and Eowyn: Snuggling up to each other in front of a fire with a bottle of champange.

Gandalf: Attending a Chain-smokers Anonymus self-help group.

Arwen: Throwing darts at a picture of Aragorn.

Elrond: Posing in front of his bedroom mirror in sunglasses and a trenchcoat.

Sam: Mowing down a field of wildflowers.

Gimli: Watching Titanic and sobbing his heart out.

Legolas: Losing in an archery contest to Pippin.

Any Hobbit: Turning down a life-time supply of mushrooms.

That's all for now, my brain hurts. It's actually rather hard to think up all of these funny sayings for those of you who weren't aware.

[Aragorn186]

Here I go!

Frodo: Pawning the ring to some orc
Orc: Playing chess with his friend while reading a book and sipping coffee
Gandalf: Giving Orcs directions to Minas Tirith
Sam: Stealing Frodo's last pack of llembas
Aragorn: Kissing Galadriel after telling Arwen he is sick in bed!
Eowyn: Sitting peacefully at home while waiting for the men to bravely fight and win the war. (YEA RIGHT! :P)
An Elf: Selling illegal weapons to his peers
Sam, Merry, and Pippin: On purpose,leading Bill to the jaws of the beast in the lake
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[Max]

Frodo: Singing "I've got you Babe" to the One Ring

Gandalf: Admitting he's a Squib (Harry Potter refference: a non-magical person born of two wizards)
OR
reading the completes idiot's guide to sorcery.

Gollum: Talking about himself in the first person

Samwise: touching Frodos hiney
OR
fondeling Frodo while he's sleeping

Legolas: plucking out his grey hairs

Elrond: Being giddy
OR
giving someone biased advice
OR
telling Arwen she's adopted

My brain hurts. Like no, really. Pain.

[Sapphire_Flame]

Frodo gets to Mt. Doom, and discovers he left the Ring in his *other* pair of pants, which (ironically enough) he forgot to pack.

Heh, I'm so bored................

[Celebmornie]

Gimli putting on a tutu and dancing to ballet music.

Frodo giving the ring to Sauron for his birthday

Legolas throwing his brush across the room and screaming "Screw it I dont care what I look like!"

The Balrog asking the cave troll on a date.

Gandalf and the balrog playing chess while still falling.

The orcs helping the Fellowship to hide from sauron.

Boromier respecting his elders **CoughcoughFrodoCoughcough**

Gandalf being tolerant of Pippin.

Pippin saying something intelegent

Merry telling Pippin he hates him

Sam abandioning Mr Frodo in mordor

Legolas falling off the mountian

Legolas sinking into the snow

Legolas complaining about being cold

Rosie packing Sam a snack for the trip

Sam forgetting some of his cooking gear

The one ring humming to its-self

Aragorn washing any part of his body

Arwen dumping Aragorn for Gollum

Aragorn dummping Arwen for Borimer

Elrond walking around Rivendell muttering Mr Anderson

Borimer dieng with just one arrow

The whole fellowship taking a side trip to Disney land

The fellowship linking arms and skipping down the road singing follow the yellow brick road

Orcs frollicking in a field of flowers singing somewhear over the rainbow

Pregnant elfs whining for Merry and Pippin to come back

Peter Jackson wearing shoes

Frodos eyes not glowing blue

Legolas's eyes staying one color!

Legolas shouting about breaking a nail after shooting an orc with his bow

Saruman, Gandalf, Elrond, Celeborn and Galadriel working out there relationship issues on Jerry Springer

The Balrog admitting he has problems

Pippin joining a 12 step help program for alcoholism

Elrond calling Frodo Mr Anderson when he wakes up

Aragorn scraping off some mud

Gandalf in a retirement home with a walker

Frodo making chicken noises

The hobbits playing tig! (See special edition dvd for assistance)

An elf commiting suiside

Aragorn pouting because he misses Arwen

Pippin saying hes not hungry.

Gandalf eating the moth

Aragorn singing the Barney them song to an orc

Boromier telling frodo that he thinks the ring is tacky

Legolas with a mudd mask on and cucomber(sp?) slices over his eyes

Saruman and Sarun having tea

Thats all for now!
I have to thank Sarah for the help!
Hehehe we have major Issues! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Dorathain_Flamesword]

1. Sam not using his pots and pans.

[Artanis]

Arwen disposing of Glorfindel's body...hehehe...

[the mortal elf]

a romantic orc: while the rest of them are busy vandalizing Ithilien with signs of the eye, he's caught carving a heart into a tree.

[Aryan]

lol lol lol lol lol
i love these...ok ok let me think...um.......

Legolas and Gimli.....well you get the idea..
Frodo: letting Boromir have the ring
Legolas: dressed as a nun singing 'the hills are alive with the sound of music'
Gandalf: argueing with his reflection about who's a better wizard..him or Dumbledore (harry Potter)
Sam: not looking like he's going to ask Frodo to marry him

ok thats all i can think of
byeeeeee

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL these are excellent!
Sam: listening to Frodo's cries for help and thinking, meh....maybe later

Pippin: refusing an invitation to an all-you-can-eat buffet

Aragorn: seeing a mouse and screaming in terror

Eowyn: Marrying Wormtongue! smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

Sam: picking up a flower and squishing it smilies/evil.gif:

Galadriel: using her thought-speech to make people go crazy

hm...thats all i can think of right now, tell me if those are good

[Daewen]

Saruman chatting with gandalf in a lovley white frock sipping tea while gimli and legolas are playing croqet

Sam pushing Frodo into mount doom

Pippin running around with his underwear on his head with a towel around his neck screaming "Look at me, I'm superman!"

Gimli pinching Legolas's butt...and Legolas enjoying it (oh god would that be scary)

Frodo watching exotic hobbit dancers instead of going to mordor

Sam being one of the dancers Frodo was watching

[Arestelwen]

LOL LO very L......

can't compit with you but I'll try (sorry about my english, but I'm chilean)

Gandalf- as a stripper
Galadriel- making aut with Gimli, spying Gandalf in the mirror
Sam- giving gollum a hug
Boromir- sleeping with an autographed picture of Aragorn
Elrond- putting on the ring while Frodo slept
GLorfindel- throwing Froso off the horse and running away when the Nazgul arrived

[Arestelwen]

awful spelling----- Frodo off the horse

[Gorwingel]

Gollum: Performing Shakesphere (Hamlet, MacBeth)
Legolas:Moshing at a rock concert

Couldn't you just imagine Gollum holding a little scull performing the "To be or not to be" monologue smilies/biggrin.gif

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

That's a fantastic image:

Enter Hamlet, wearing a tattered loincloth with matching pondweed accessories. He has in his hand some pieces of paper (their alliance is too tenuous to accord them the title "book")

Hamlet To be or not to be, preciousss? That'ssss the question; yessss. Whether 'tisss nobler in the mind to sssuffer the slingses and arrowses of outrageousss fortune *gollum* or to take armses againssst a sssea of troubleses (we hates them, preciouss) and by opposing end them. *gollum*.


Or the crowning moment of his career, the performance of the Scottish Play that brought down the house at the Osgiliath Pantheon:

Macbeth Tomorrow *gollum* and tomorrow *gollum* and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day. And all our yesterdayses has lighted foolss the ways to dussty death, preciouss...

And so forth.

[ January 07, 2003: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

[Sindafalathiel]

guys, this is a public site. I have no doubt that there might be a ten year old somewhere on here. can we keep this a little less vulgar?
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Pippin: saying he's had enough to drink
Gimli: camping in Fangorn, and enjoying it.
Treebeard: starting a campfire
Sam: whipping Bill (the pony, not Bill Ferny.)

[Pipperin]

Pippin+Merry: Accidently pushing Frodo of the bridge of kazad-dum
Frodo:Putting the ring on and of saying "Now you see me, now you dont!"
Aragorn:Flirting with a pretty elf in lothlorien
Pippin(again):looking into the palantir and making funny faces
Gimli: stroking the the hairs Galadriel gave him possessedly

[Anything but Arwen]

ROFLMAO! But youve missed one....Legolas bleaching those pesky roots... smilies/evil.gif

[Anything but Arwen]

Gollum: Singing "Sunshine Lollypops and Rainbows..."
The Nazgul: Trying out suntan oil
Smaug: Giving away his treasure to raise money for Lake Town...
Arwen: Hitting on Sam
Elrond: Rummaging through Arwens wardrobe...
Merry and Pip: Modeling platform shoes
Gimli: Tucking into a nice Veggie Burger...
Gandalf: Having a drunken fumble with Bilbo(cheers SAM!)
Turin: Throwing a fancy dress party
Sauron: Having a snuggle with the girlfriend
Aragorn: Asking Legolas to teach him to nance....
Arwen: Dying her hair
Eowyn: Forgetting how to ride
The witch king: Swapping his steeds for fuzzy bunnies...
Arwen: Agreeing to lend Glorfindel her purple dress
Elrond: Organising the weekly Matrix fans anonymous meeting....
Morgoth: Deciding he cant be bothered with evil, and handing out flowers to little woodland creatures....

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Elrond: Forgetting to take Arwens purple dress off before the council of Elrond
Feanor: Leaving the Silmarils to Morgorth
Morgoth: Watering the trees of the Valar
Eru: Sumbmitting to Morgorth
Earendil: Falling out of the sky, when he forgets to put a fresh layer of pixie dust on his ship (Peter pan refrense...)
Beleg: chaning his name to Amarth
The fellowship: Doing a wixard of oz rendition (We're off to see the mountain, the terrible mountain of doom)
Legolas: nancing up a hill, triping and fallinmg back down again
smilies/tongue.gif

[gralin musicteeth]

Sam- saying, "Frankly Mr. Frodo, I don't give a damn"
(just watched Gone with the Wind) smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Arestelwen]

Eowyn- dressed as a man singing " I feel like a woman" of Shania Twain

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picture this

...
Legolas looking on Galadriel's mirror
Legolas- mirror mirror on the floor, who's the fairest of them all?

an image starts appearing... a face...
Gollum smilies/eek.gif

¡ we are, we are fairest of them all! ¡¡yes, preciousssssss!¡gollum!!

[Eglaladiel]

frodo: PICKING HIS NOSE! lol...jk...
eowyn: trying pick-up lines for aragorn in her mirror, "how you duin?"
gollum: caught stuffing himself with lembas
sauran: sitting in his den in a pink robe and fuzzy slippers drinking tea and watching 'passions'.

might not be funny...oh well...

[Melime]

Hehe...these are really great. Now, be amazed at the complete...uh...non-funniness of mine:

Aragorn: Holding a bar of ivory soap
Legolas: Using difiren(sp?) gel (you know...that stuff for zits...)
Saruman: Putting on fake fingernails
Any Orc: Planting a tree/flowers

[Zohariel]

Elf girl, Legolas is no-one's so that is incredibly sad. He's not even real. I admit he's really gorge but you can't stake claims on him for pity's sake!
Legolas: Swearing
Legolas: Sinking a boat
Legolas: Smoking
Aragorn: trying on Arwen's dresses

[Arestelwen]

what do you mean by that?????

[Donlammenion]

not much but im gunna try ne way!


Sauron: regaining form as a little girl smilies/biggrin.gif

Sam and gollum: dressing up for frodo (hey ho sailor)

Gollum: wearing dentures to impress Sam Frodo: Gettin jealous

Boromir: Waking up at the water fall smilies/evil.gif

Sauron(again): Making dasiy chanes for all of the fellowship and gollum.

Saruman: inviting gollum for cream tea.

Aragorn: Breaking narsil whilst chopping chips for tea.

Smeagol: In a dinner suit with a bunch of flowers for his new girlfriend Galadriel.

Gimli; starting a sewing circle for orcs.

i tried pm if i failed with ne ideas.

[hobbit punk]

Gandalf jumping off Saruman's tower too early and not landing on the eagle...........
....Elrond asking Aragorn for sex advice.....
.....Elrond getting fed up pushing Isildur over the edge of Mount Doom when he won't destroy the ring....Sam tells Frodo that he loves him and they share a sweet kiss at the end of FOTR and then never menion it again...
...Galadriel catching Gimli looking at Elvish porno......hmmm that is all I can muster at this time. Enjoy!

[hobbit punk]

Ohh and Gimli all dressed up in tiny S&M leather shorts(no shirt!), gloves, executioner's hat and lets not forget the boots and that axe! smilies/eek.gif

[Everdawn]

Hobbit punk... you know the one about Elrond pushing Isuildor into MT.Doom... when we first saw the movie... I yelled in the cinema "push him in!" so yes... I wonder why he let him just walk away?.. If that was me.. spear tackle!

[Everdawn]

Legolas platting the manes of all the horses in the Edoras stables.

Aragorn asking for matching earings for the pendant from Arwen because "this stunning piece needs to be complimented"

Elrond with a empty bottle of Gin, and a feather boa.

[Finiel]

Sauron applying Eye-Mo to his eyes (you know the eye irritation medicine?)

Galadriel joining the X-men (Prof. X and Jean Gray)

Hobbits buying diet pills

Glorfindel and Arwen pulling each other's hair.

Gollum, Dobby, Yoda, and Jarjar in a family picture.


...lame but at least I tried. he he he

[Arestelwen]

QUOTE] ****Gollum, Dobby, Yoda, and Jarjar in a family picture.*******[ [/QUOTE]

good one

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All the fellowship playing barbies
SAuron confessing he found the Ring in a cereal box

[Manardariel]

Sauron complaining he can´t wear his cool-cool- sunglasses anymore

Galadriel letting Frodo touch th water of her mirror be sucked in

Elrond watching Oprah

Pippin reading Time Magazine

Gandalf playing Practical Jokes on the rest of the fellowship and laughing his beard of

Gandalf getting his beard caught in a tree

Eowyn meeting Aragorn wearing a hot, hot, HOT red minidress and lots of Make-up.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hey, ho! To the message I go!
Gollum and Sam hugging and becoming best friends
Sauron deciding not to enslave the world and turning Mt. Doom into a bakery
Arwen dumping Aragorn for Gollum
Gandalf and the Balrog giggling to themselves while they pig out on food while watching a football game because the Fellowship thinks Gandalf is dead
Pippin refusing a pint of ale
Sam divorcing Rosie
Bill kicking and biting Sam
Gollum getting a makeover smilies/eek.gif
BWA HA HA!! tis all

[Bekah]

smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

These have scarred me for life!!!! Please realize the damage these things have on innocent, pure LOTR minds. Because these are really, really, really scary. But I don't want you to stop writing them because they're really funny! Or most of them, anyway, the ones that weren't totally freaking me out! smilies/biggrin.gif

Anyhow, my little brother (who has requested an evil graemlin smilies/evil.gif) has some...so here goes!

Sauron - taking off the spikes on his armour and wearing a pink bobble hat and mittens.

Any orc - holding a flower, picking off the petals and reciting "She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me..."

Any warg - holding signs saying "Vegetarians for Life!"

Balrog - dropping his whip and picking up a small puppy dog, who managed to find its way into Moria, and then cuddling it and crooning to it while Gandalf was saying "The flame of Udun shall not avail you!"

Any Uruk-hai - with reading glasses on and studying a grammer book.

These will probably mentally scar hitherto pure LOTR fans as much as the ones supplied previously, but I hope you guys like them nevertheless.

Lots of love and God bless,

~ Elentari (aka Bekah) and her little brother Luke, who is now laughing at me for making a small typo just now. smilies/tongue.gif

[Shy Hobbit]

Gandalf: Admitting he is Harry Potter's grandfather and taking him on a fishing trip

Frodo: being discovered that he knows more than he let on and only went on the quest so he could return the ring to his father, Sauron.

Aragorn: reading bedtime stories to Merry and Pippin

Gollum: singing to his pet goldfish named "Preciousss"

Legolas: Shaving his head

Gimli: singing at the top of his lungs to Celine Dion

[Shy Hobbit]

Thanks Bekah! There didn't seem to be a general chat forum so I just hopped in and started posting smilies/smile.gif I lurked around another message board (thirdday.com/boards.htm) for a long time and wish I hadn't now, wonderful community! I look foward to the fun here and am thankful for the laughs I've already gotten. You don't know how much I needed to laugh last night.

[Bekah]

I've been a member for only a short time as well. Lots of fun here.

Anyway, my little sister (7) wants to contribute some, and has been begging to do so ever since I let Luke (11) dictate some to me.

So here they are:

Sauron - sniffing a rose and saying it's better than his ring.

Gandalf - "I want my Mummy!!"

God bless,

~ Elentari II

[Arestelwen]

hey!
hadn't been here for a while.

hmmmm

we should make a ppage with all the stuff in here!!!!!!! with some pics, of course!!!!!!!!!

[Nuinatariel]

I have one!

[Nuinatariel]

Gwaihir the Windlord using Galadriel's mirror as a birdbath and flopping around in the water. smilies/biggrin.gif


(sorry about the double posting. Oops. smilies/biggrin.gif )

[Arestelwen]

Nuinatariel, I would have send you a PM, but you don't receive, so..... what's the page
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Sam throwing Frodo into mount doom

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

While he is searching for Frodo in the tower in Mordor, Sam making up his own theme spy music

[Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess]

OMG! THOSE ARE HILLARIUM! Im like cracking up...(every one was looking at me funny)Im gonna try a few. I hope this doesnt ruin the post. lol
*Aragorn singing a lullaby to faramir
*Frodo accadently mistaking the ring for a fruit loop
*Gimli taking ballet classes and being excited about getting to play the 'sugar plum fairy'
*Arwen hitting on Glornfield(sp)
*Sam & Smeagol haveing a knitting compatition (the winner gets to play frodo...)
*Legolas giving HIS rogain to Elrond. That night they go clubbing and pick up some chicks smilies/evil.gif

[Krumtakh the Obtuse]

These are all really funny. smilies/biggrin.gif I'm never good at coming up with anything clever, but I guess I'll give it a try:

-Sauron admitting that the One Ring was just a prize from a box of Lucky Charms.

-Theoden hopping around, pretending to be riding a horse while Eomer runs behind him, hitting coconuts together to make the appropriate sound effects for a horse's hooves.

Hehe, pretty sad.

[wass_up666]

ledolas revealing to every1 he is a girl

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Boromier respecting his elders **CoughcoughFrodoCoughcough**

Since when is Frodo Boromir's elder?

Galadriel joining the X-men(Prof. X and Jean Gray)

I can see that.... I wonder what Logan would think. smilies/eek.gif

... bad mental images. BAD! *bludgeons herself with a video cassette*

Boromir speaking badly about Minas Tirith.

Aragorn using the shards of Narsil as an effective manicure set.

Celeborn telling dirty jokes in the Fellowship's mind as Galadriel is speaking.

The four Hobbits playing hackey-sack with the Ring.

Beorn performing his dancing bear act.

Any character rooting for Chicago at the Oscars.

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Frodo - trying to throw the ring back into a river
Boromir - telling Frodo to go straight to MT. Doom
Sauron - saying the Mt. Doom is a rubbish name and that he didn't know why he thought of it
Aragorn - flirting with Eowyn
Pippin - refusing more food saying he's full
Bill - refusing to carry Frodo to Rivendell because he's too heavy and dirty
Sam - not wanting to see the Elves
Saruman - asking Gandalf if they can talk things over and start again. (Saruman trying to be good I mean... you have sick minds... shame on your.....)

[Antien]

Aragorn washing his hair
legolas not primping
eowyn talking instead of staring wide eyed

[Goldberry]

lol, funny!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Grima getting a makeover
Gandalf roaring up on a Harley

AAH! *falls off chair and rolls around on the floor hitting random objects* Now I have a biker Gandalf stuck in my head!

[harlindon]

Borimir- Admitting he shops at the Gap of Rohan.

Legolas- Plucking his eyebrows

Gimli-Braiding his hair

Sam- Being smart

An Orc- Buying acne medication

Aragorn- Pulling off the petals of a flower saying " She loves me, She loves me not, she loves me, Oh dang! She loves me not, ok lets try agin She loves me....."

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Go to http://www.ninecompanions.net/HUMOR/captions_s2_5.html
Go to the last picture on the page. Whatever just happened there... smilies/redface.gif


[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Hugo Weaving- forgetting that he play Elrond, and suddenly starting up his Matrix role in the middle of the Council of Elrond. Or maybe when they're about to leave Rivendell...

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Bilbo- revealing to Gandalf that he is secretly a fan of Star Wars! smilies/eek.gif *gasp*
Gandalf- being so frieked out by this fact that he runs away from Bag End, never to be seen again, without hitting his head on the ceiling once!

[Sillabub]

heee hee hee! I'll try!

The fellowship walking exaggeratedly in slow motion yelling hysterically with the william tell overture playing in the backround

Frodo doing the 'my percious, my own' thing to the ring while cackling nervously

in the part before the old man willow incident sam prancing around chanting 'trees! trees!trees!'

Gandalf dressed up like a hippie while exaggeratedly staff-fighting with Saruman

Saruman bursting into song singing that coat-of-many-colors song from Joseph, dressed in proper Joseph attire and with a donny osmond-like wig on

Arwen swooning over the Rum-Tum-Tugger

When the fellowship is in Moria Mr.Mistoffelees suddenly appears and everyone starts singing his song and yah

[DarkRose]

Borimir- Admitting he shops at the Gap of Rohan.

That was clever. smilies/biggrin.gif Great job, all of you.

I might contribute, when my brain decides to work.

[aragornreborn]

Instead of Haldir and 2,000 elves, Elrond, in full Matrix regalia, comes to the rescue at Helm's Deep and singlehandedly takes care of all those orcs.

Tolkien admitting that LOTR is, indeed, one big allegory.

Tolkien writes his last letter, opening with a declaration that Balrogs do have wings and ending with the post-scipt "And all those people who think Balrogs have wings are compltely off."

[dragoneyes]

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Boromier respecting his elders **CoughcoughFrodoCoughcough**
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Since when is Frodo Boromir's elder?

Frodo (born: 2968) is ten years older than Boromir (born: 2978)

Treebeard pulling up some saplings and using them as toothpicks after drinking a partidularly lumpy batch of Ent-draught.

[Quirkette]

Gollum trying on pants.

Gollum eating cooked food with utensils.

Gollum flossing his remaining teeth.

[Quirkette]

Legolas has a pimple.

Galdriel wakes up with water retention.

A hobbit bites his toenails.

Sam steels himself to ask Frodo if it's okay if he only calls him Frodo and not Mr. Frodo--then he loses his nerve and never asks him.

[Quirkette]

Gimli begins absent mindedly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go."

Troll gets peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth, falls on his face.

Someone says to a hobbit, "You should be wearing shoes, little boy."

[Antien]

denethor drowning himself instead of burning.
sam going on a hunger strike when frodo begged him to be his best friend.
Sauron saying "forget it! let them have that stupid, good-for-nothing ring."
Galadriel rapping "one shot, one opertunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment. would you capture it, or just let it slip"
Boromir saying(before he died)"iIll be back."
Boromir saying(after he died)"I'm ba-ack!"

[ June 07, 2003: Message edited by: Antien ]

[Rilwen Gamgee]

Boromir or Sauron: picking wild flowers
Legolas: shopping for Herbal Essences shampoo
Galadriel: adjusting the TV set she keeps hidden inside the podium for her mirror
Frodo: trimming his foot hair
Denethor: enrolling to become a fire fighter

[ June 10, 2003: Message edited by: Rilwen Gamgee ]

[ June 16, 2003: Message edited by: Rilwen Gamgee ]

[arianrod]

LOL these are golden! Let me add my 2 cents...

The Balrog: Flying

Sam: Making a Gollum voodoo doll

Gollum: Making a Sam voodoo doll

Pippin: Covering the Fellowship members' faces with shaving cream during his night watch shift

Saruman: Trying to get his Palantír to pick up Oprah

And I want to thank vanwalossien for inspiring me to put this little picture together. *shrug* I was bored, it was late at night, it ain't too good but oh well... Heh enjoy!

http://www.geocities.com/illusions_of_moonlight/smithinrivendell.jpg

(if it doesn't show up, go to "http://www.geocities.com/illusions_of_moonlight/smithinrivendell.jpg")

[ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

[One Axe to Rule them All]

Pippin talking on the phone with AA

Aragorn going to counseling for his childhood
issues with taking up the crown.

Legolas cutting his wrists... (leggy's a psycho..)

Gimli bikini waxing.

[Feared Half-Elf]

DON'T YOU DARE CALL LEGOLAS A PSYCO!!!!!!!

Gandalf falling off his horse and landing on his staff, snapping it in half!!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Legolas: ballroom dancing... (indeed, One Axe. Sorry, Half-Elf.)

~Menelien

[Linteamarthwen]

Here are some...not to funny

*Gimli going into the girls restroom

*Frodo dressing The Ring in Barbie clothing and calling it his Girlfriend

*Gollum actually speaking proper English!

smilies/tongue.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/redface.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Maikadurwen]

aragorn taking a bath

gimili wearing a tutu

legolas not caring about his rabid fangirls

frodo flushing the ring down the toilet

sam singing to bill the pony

merry not getting in to trouble

pippin thinking *oh the horror* smilies/smile.gif

gandalf riding a broomstick

gollum singing kareokie /i spelled it wrong

boromir singing in the shower

saruman playing with barbies smilies/biggrin.gif

[Meneltarmacil]

GALADRIEL: Falling down and getting mud all over her dress

THE BALROG: Putting on a top hat and cane and singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey..."

LEGOLAS: Tripping over his own feet and falling on his face.

GANDALF: Just as he's facing off against Saruman, Gwaihir the Wind Lord thinks he's a statue and takes a crap all over him.

ARAGORN: Laughing himself to tears while watching Arwen and Eowyn fight over him on the Jerry Springer Show

[Finwe]

The thought of Gimli having a bikini wax is enough to give me nightmares!

Legolas: getting a tangle! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Esgallhugwen]

Galadriel picking her nose

Gollum wearing a tutu

WEll that's all i have for now, but i'll be back mahahahhaha!

[Naz]

Lemme just say: it's very hard tring to sing when you want to laugh at all of these!^ ^

I can't think of anything, so.. *gets booted off of thread*