"Lightning! Stwike the Wingwaiths!" and other parody phrases

[Knight of Gondor]

Hi guys. I was joking around with my siblings earlier, and came up with the parody phrase "Lightning! Stwike the Wingwaiths!" playing on Elmar Fudd's cartoon phrase which is pseudo-famous. I also came up with "I do believe we're not in Hobbiton anymore, Frodo" instead of "We're not in Kansas any more, Toto."

Thought ya'll might want to hear them, and contribute your own! As Rush Limbaugh says, Illustrating absurdity by being absurd."

[DaughterofVana]

Just as long as we keep it out of the commercial area, like product slogans, I think this won't be a duplicate thread.

Only one I can think of right now:

"Cre-bain, boss! Cre-bain!"

Sayeth Legolas the midget on Fantasy Island.

-'Vana

[ December 01, 2002: Message edited by: DaughterofVana ]

[Knight of Gondor]

*Stares blankly* Uh, I don't get it.

[good idea at the time]

:::Taken from one of the early chapters of Fellowship of the Ring, the scene in which Merry, Pippin, and Fredegar Bolger inform Frodo that they knew about his quest and intend to help him:::

Pippin: Do you want to see our most important spy, Frodo?

Dazed, Frodo nodded, expecting a shifty-eyed man to leap from a cupboard.

Instead, a hobbit strolled in cooly, imaculately dressed in a tuxedo and holding a half-pint of ale from the Green Dragon, shaken, not stirred. He extended a hand to Frodo and said:

Gamgee, Samwise Gamgee.

:::I know. I apologize for the corniness. I just saw "Die Another Day" and it was the first thing that came to mind.:::

[Sapphire_Flame]

Good one, Idea!! Secret Agent Sam!!! I love it! smilies/biggrin.gif

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Heehee, stwike the wingwaiths...

[Knight of Gondor]

Eugh..Die Another Day. *Shudders*

I thought up this one a long time ago, and now I have a place to put it!
www.lordoftherings.orc (http://www.lordoftherings.orc)

[Knight of Gondor]

Oops, it thinks its a real link.

[Saurannûn the Wood Elf]

Maybe you should create a real link for that, uh, link.

Tune of Secret Angent Man:

Secret Aaaaaagent Sam!
secret aaaaaagent Sam!

Creepishly unoriginal, I know, forgive me please, but I just thought of it while reading the posts.

Boromir at the council of Elrond:
"Ta' da ring to Mordor? I pity the foo!"

Mister T is cool. . .Foo! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Raefindel]

*Sam leans over a lifeless Frodo in Shelob's lair*

"He's Dead Jim!"

[Sauron999]

Gandalf is passing his flask with the elven drink around on Caradhras. Frodo drinks, throws the bottle away and says :"That's not a Jim Beam."

I don't know if that Jim Beam ad is known in the US or in England, if it's not, Sharku may find it funny.

[Nimrothiel]

ROFL! Okay, this might go more with the topic messed up apperances, but couldn't you just picture Marvin the Martian with a huge flaming eyeball on his body instead of his helmet?

Perhaps the Ringwraiths could sing: "Kill the halfwings, kill the halfwings..."

Not very original, but it's the best I could come up with.

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[VanimaEdhel]

Sam: I can't find my Elvish rope! Where's it gone and got to now?
Frodo: This looks like a job for the Scooby-Doo Detective Agency! Let's split up gang!
Gollum: Oooo...are they sssssssssssscrumptioussssssssssssss fishessssssssss and Ssssssssssmeagol Sssssssssssssnacks involved, my hobbitsssssssessssssss?
Frodo: I don't have any Smeagol Snacks, but would you settle for a Scooby Snack?
Gollum: Yesssssssss, massssster, yesssssss! *jumps up and down, excited*
Sam: Um...Mr. Frodo...?
Frodo: Velma! You search over there! And Scooby, you over there! I'll take Daphne and search over here!
Sam: Ummm...Frodo...?
Gollum: We'sssssssss found a clue, Masssssster! A cluuuuuuue!
Frodo: Aaaah...yes! I believe that this bootprint was made about five hours, ten minutes, and fifty seconds ago!
Sam: MISTER FRODO!
Frodo: What is it Velma? Do you want us to find your rope or not?
Sam: Firstly, I found my rope! Secondly, my name is Sam, not Velma! Don't you know your Sam, Mister Frodo?
Frodo: *looking confused, then blushing bright red* Riiiiight...I...erm...knew that. I never thought that I was Freddy from Scooby-Doo...if I did, it was an effect of the ring. Really...I never fantasize about being Freddy...I swear...
Sam: Mmm-hmmm...whatever you say Mister Frodo...
Gollum: Do we sssssstill get our Sssssscooby Sssssssnackssssssesssssss?

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

After Arwen and Frodo cross the Ford of Bruinen
Arwen: Can't touch this! *gets off her horse and starts breakdancing*Can't touch this!

[maikafanawen]

Oooh, "Can't touch this" ROTFL. That was hilarious Horse-Maiden! *wipes tears*

[The Saucepan Man]

Well, it's been done before, but here it is anyway ...

Sauron and Frodo fight on the edge of Mount Doom. Frodo falls in and Sauron grabs his hand ...

Frodo: You killed my father!

Sauron: But Frodo, I am your father ...

Frodo: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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[Sapphire_Flame]

Oooo, that's horrible! smilies/eek.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

j/k these are great! Now if only I could think of a good one...

[Samwise]

"Cre-bain, boss! Cre-bain!"
Sayeth Legolas the midget on Fantasy Island.


WHOA!! *laughing* THAT one brings me back to my childhood...... smilies/tongue.gif
I've got to think up one.

[Samwise]

All right, this isn't very good, but it just popped to mind...

Frodo: "Sam, I've decided to adopt Gollum and make him my heir. "

Sam: *Giving Frodo the 'one-eyed-Jack' a'la Gary Coleman* "Whatchoo talkin' about, Mr. Frodo? "

[Samwise]

Oops. Just read Knight of Gondor's original post again and this one popped to mind:

Sauron: "Kill da Hobbit! Kill da Hobbit! "

(darned if I can think of the musical score that goes behind that, but if Knight of Gondor was thinking of the cartoon I think he was thinking of.... smilies/tongue.gif well, it goes along with that! )