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Mattius
12-02-2002, 03:00 PM
Who would win this fight:
FINGOLFIN vs FEANOR
Well, I guess Feanor always wanted to fight his half-brother so who would kick whos elven face in? Give us an answer and a reason why then add another fight to the thread!
Saurannûn the Wood Elf
12-02-2002, 06:02 PM
I can't answer that one, but how about this:
GLORFINDEL vs. LEGOLAS
Anyone? I say Legolas, but that's because I'm hopelessly in love with him. . . smilies/rolleyes.gif
Knight of Gondor
12-02-2002, 09:33 PM
Sorry to burst your bubble, Saurannûn the Wood Elf, but Glorfindel would win. But the point is moot...the two would never fight!!
the phantom
12-02-2002, 10:09 PM
Before I address the original question, I must respond to something else that has been said.
LEGOLAS BEAT GLORFINDEL??!!
Maybe if Legolas had an army and Glordindel had no weapons. Glorfindel was a reincarnated Noldorian elf-lord who had killed a balrog!!! The witch king was scared of him!! He could beat a wood-elf, prince or not, any day of the week.
Feanor versus Fingolfin... I'd say that would be an absolutely amazing fight!! Unless somebody beats me to it, I'll give some supporting evidence later when I'm at home with my books, but I believe that Feanor would win.
the witch king
12-03-2002, 01:25 PM
i agree feanor all the way he kicks *** !
Kiara
12-03-2002, 01:49 PM
No kidding about Glorfindel--he was a b** a** (hence the reason Arwen should NOT have been the one to save Frodo, thank you very much!).
Changing this idea to fair, good-spirited dueling instead of a fight to the death
What about Boromir vs. Aragorn?
or Arwen vs. Eowyn?
(I think if it came to blows between the 2 women with a healthy bit of rivalry, and I do NOT mean cat-fight, you'd see Arwen's true ability and fire spark to high flame...I'd hate to be in a fight with that she-elf).
Kiara
12-03-2002, 01:52 PM
P.S. This is a running theme at our community coffee shop, only in regard to the characters around our little town. Anyway, I'm always being pitted against some scary characters in this imaginary land, but the point is, it's all in fun, let's do the same here....
Another possible match: Faramir vs. Eowyn?
nice little married spat.... smilies/evil.gif
Mattius
12-03-2002, 04:22 PM
easy match that one, Faramir is definatly Eowyn's *****, hes so under the thumb. What about
Elrond VS Celeboern???
Durelin
12-03-2002, 04:28 PM
Elrond, Celeborn's a pansy! Here's an interesting one!
ARWEN VS. TINUVIEL
Two elven princesses! Tinuviel is my bet! Arwen's a prissy girl! smilies/evil.gif
Durelin
12-03-2002, 04:28 PM
I say DEATH MATCH!!! smilies/evil.gif
Mattius
12-03-2002, 04:38 PM
did anyone say "mud wrestling"? ok, must have been "foxy boxing" then...
Tanraugwen Greenleaf
12-03-2002, 06:41 PM
Sam vs. Merry?
Beren87
12-03-2002, 06:54 PM
Tinuviel all the way, honestly, she put Morgoth himself to sleep. Bravery that was.
Figolfin all the way, i mean cmon, he struck at Morgoth (a VALAR!) 7 times. Feanor got mortally wounded in one battle and it doesn't even say how.
Sam vs. Merry...hmm... I'm saying Merry here. He did strike at the witch king even though he was scared out of his skull. Sam nevr did anything in battle. That, and Merry's bigger.
Diamond18
12-03-2002, 07:19 PM
Have you forgotten about Sam's fight with Shelob? But I still agree that Merry would win, 'cause it takes a lot to spur Sam on, and Merry seemed to enjoy a fight more (in the Scouring episode). So Sam wouldn't be motivated enough to beat Merry, who is of course bigger than him and no pansy in a fight.
Lindril Arvilya
12-03-2002, 08:40 PM
Aragorn and Boromir (he's alive still) take Elrohir and Elladan.
Beren87
12-03-2002, 08:55 PM
King and Steward of Gondor against the sons of Elrond...
I'm going with Aragorn and Boromir here, but I get the feeling Boromir would be killed in the middle of the fight.
Kiara
12-04-2002, 02:03 PM
yeah, but Boromir always gets killed in the middle of a fight, that's not creative (JUST KIDDING!).
I would have to disagree on the whole Merry vs. Sam thing. I think Sam is passive/aggressive. If Merry really p****d Sam off, watch out!!!
What about Elrond vs Arwen?
(i.e. Elrond says: honey, you aren't allowed to date Aragorn anymore, he's a shiftless loser)
WarBringer
12-04-2002, 03:10 PM
As far as Aragorn and boromir against the sons of Elrond, boromir dies, Aragorn has to hold his own, gets distracted by a nearby Arwen, slips on his own drool, and dies.
How about SMEAGOL VS. DEAGOl
(In a Fair Fight!)
Saurannûn the Wood Elf
12-04-2002, 03:24 PM
Hay! SorRY guys, I KNEW I was wrong about Glorfinel and Legolas, you didn't have to FREAK OUT on me! smilies/eek.gif Jeez! Like cats on a mouse!
Anyway, I still think Sméagol would win, Warbringer, 'cause he'd ALWAYS find a way to play dirty, even if it was SUPPOSED to be a fair fight. That's just the way he is.
Mattius
12-04-2002, 03:25 PM
in a fair fight smeagol cuz he wud still have the will to have the ring for himself!
how about FRODO vs. BILBO when they were both at their peak, Frodo after the Scouring of the Shire and Bilbo after the end of his adventure- no weapons, just bear fist!
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
12-04-2002, 03:35 PM
Who gets the bear's fist? Whichever of them had that would win.
Saurannûn the Wood Elf
12-04-2002, 03:44 PM
Oh, Squatter, that was HORRIBLE! Ooh! That was baaad. . . smilies/evil.gif
Knight of Gondor
12-04-2002, 04:38 PM
Would ya'll please stop with the bad language? There's a reason for the censor function on this board!
Beren87
12-04-2002, 04:45 PM
I'm going with Bilbo on this one, he seemed to be more "rough and tumble" than Frodo ever was.
And Squatter, wow that was corny smilies/wink.gif
And I agree, keep the language to a mature level.
Mattius
12-04-2002, 05:37 PM
ok, what about Galadreil VS Elrond? Man vs mother-in-law?
the witch king
12-04-2002, 05:42 PM
i think sam could beat merrys rear end if merry called frodo bad word or offended him in some way what about manwe vs melkor both at there peak 1 on 1?
WarBringer
12-04-2002, 05:56 PM
I have to say, squatter, that the joke u made may have been the worst joke i've ever heard(Nothing Personal!)
VanimaEdhel
12-04-2002, 06:19 PM
1stly: Glorfindel would kick Legolas's butt...I'm sorry: he's my fave character too, but...let's be real here...Glorfindel got reincarnated for Goddess's sake!
And how about Emeldir versus Luthien? Two kick-butt girls battling it out! Or Eowyn and Luthien even...nah: Luthien would win that...
Durelin
12-04-2002, 06:31 PM
Luthien rocks. I'm gonna say Luthien, again! She killed Arwen for me already! smilies/evil.gif
Durelin
12-04-2002, 06:34 PM
Oh yeah, Sam vs. Merry would be a pretty close one. Merry stabbed the Witch King and Sam stabbed Shelob. Hmmm...I think Sam would win, Sam rocks too. He did more damage to Shelob, so I think he could win.
-Imrahil-
12-04-2002, 08:26 PM
No contest. Glorfindel > Legolas
We're talking an Elf-Lord here, the Nine fear him.
As for Merry vs Sam that is chance. Both are pretty similar strengths.
Beren87
12-04-2002, 08:59 PM
Galadreil VS Elrond? Man vs mother-in-law?
Uhhh, Elrond wasn't a man. And I would say Galadriel here, she is the one of the greatest of all elves. She did battle against the host of Feanor as a matter of fact, at the first kinslaying. Great of mind and body was she.
the phantom
12-04-2002, 10:10 PM
Actually I remember a description of Elrond that described him as several things and included that he was a mighty warrior. He fought in battles and was descended from mighty warriors. Galadriel was great and all, but no way could she take Elrond in a fight. (I think they didn't do a good enough job showing that side of Elrond in the movie)
Diamond18
12-04-2002, 10:59 PM
I still say Merry could beat Sam...they have similar strengths but Merry owns the "tie-breaker": size.
Elrond would beat Galadriel.
What about Merry and Pippin? They're the same size. I'd say Pippin, just because he faced a troll head on while Merry snuck up on the Witch King from behind.
What about Éomer and Faramir? Or Boromir and Faramir?
Túroch
12-05-2002, 02:00 AM
Hmmm, Éomer and Faramir its hard to say. Each are princes and have good experince in battle. In a close combat fight though i'd put my money on Faramir. (It's not that I don't like Éomer in fact he's my favorite character). However, as fair as being a better general i'd say Éomer is the better tactician. I'd have to vote the B-Man over Faramir though, Farmair is a mighty good woodsmen but not the warrior that Bormoir was.
How bout Beorn vs. Aragorn?
Inderjit Sanghera
12-05-2002, 04:22 AM
Hurin vs Huor? My vote would go for Hurin.
Turin vs Tuor? Turin.
Eowyn would kick Arwen's ***.
Legolas wouldn't have a chance agaisnt Glorfindel.
Maylin Talese
12-05-2002, 07:27 AM
hmmmmmm........ What about Gandalf (white) vs Glorfindel?
I'd have to say Gandalf, though I think it would be very close... and dangerous to any near by people
[ December 05, 2002: Message edited by: Maylin Talese ]
Garen LiLorian
12-05-2002, 08:06 AM
Man, that's close. But, in the end, my money's on Glorfindel. What decided it for me was their respective face-offs with the witch-king. Against Glorfindel, he chose the flood of Elrond, even though he had his Riders with him. Against Gandalf, I believe the line is "Old fool! Do you not know Death when you see him? Die now and curse in vain!" or something like that. Glorfindel wins. Although several square miles are leveled in the process.
Oh, and
Boromir noogies Faramir into submission.
Eomer spears Faramir, from 6 feet out, atop a horse.
Elladan and Elrohir dispatch Aragorn and Boromir.
Faramir lays Eowyn accross his knees and spanks her.
Eowyn takes Arwin inside of a minute.
There is a black smear where Legolas used to be. Glorfindel looks smug.
Diamond18
12-05-2002, 10:24 AM
Beorn would morph into a bear and maul Aragorn.
Boromir noogies Faramir into submission.
Eomer spears Faramir, from 6 feet out, atop a horse.
Elladan and Elrohir dispatch Aragorn and Boromir.
Faramir lays Eowyn accross his knees and spanks her.
Eowyn takes Arwin inside of a minute.
There is a black smear where Legolas used to be. Glorfindel looks smug.
smilies/smile.gif That's clever, Garen LiLorian. I'm amused by your wordings. smilies/smile.gif
All right...what about the Gaffer versus Farmer Maggot?
Kiara
12-05-2002, 03:14 PM
The Gaffer ALL THE WAY....he'd take Farmer Maggot all up and down his prim vegetable rows AND take his mushrooms just to show him....yeah. Something like that.
Durelin
12-06-2002, 01:29 PM
Boromir would kick his little brother's butt! Beorn would beat Aragorn, king or not (they were so much tougher back in Beorn's day smilies/biggrin.gif ) The Gaffer would beat Maggot, Galadriel would smoosh her son in law, Glorfindel would totally kill Legolas, he would also beat Gandalf, Gandalf is too old and creaky, Eomer would beat Faramir (not a good day for Faramir), but he gets to beat Eowyn, and is there anyone I forgot? That was a looong run on sentence! Oh yeah, Merry and Pippin, close one, but I think Pippin (book Pippin, movie Pippin...a disappointment) smilies/biggrin.gif Okay I'm done now.
Helkahothion
12-06-2002, 01:52 PM
ARWEN VS. TINUVIEL
Well if we gave them tight bikiny's to wear and let them wrestle in a boxing ring to the vieuw of paying customers we could make a lot of money and I would shure like to see arwen when she..... Oh wait i'm losing it.
What about Glorfindel VS Legolas with both knives in melee combat and within a no magic area?(Yeah without his magic Legolas will kick his *** and finish him with that beautifull knife backhand sweep trick)
[ December 06, 2002: Message edited by: Helkahothion ]
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Rumil
12-06-2002, 01:56 PM
OK, how about these matchups-
Saruman vs Balrog
Gimli vs Boromir
Thranduil vs Aragorn
Treebeard vs one of the Nazgul
Landroval vs Shelob
Lotho SB vs Fatty Bolger
Durelin
12-06-2002, 02:13 PM
Saruman vs Balrog
Gimli vs Boromir
Thranduil vs Aragorn
Treebeard vs one of the Nazgul
Landroval vs Shelob
Lotho SB vs Fatty Bolger
Here I go:
It would be a close fight but Boromir would beat Gimli (barely). Treebeard would do considerable damage to a Nazgul, and Nazgul are really amazing, but I'd have to say Treebeard, he would definetly win the fight, but I don't think he would kill a Nazgu, those guys just don't die. I don't know Landroval so I'll not comment on that one. Fatty Bolger would beat Lotho, he's cool. smilies/biggrin.gif You're scaring me Helkahothion, hehe. That's just NASTY! smilies/eek.gif
WarBringer
12-06-2002, 08:27 PM
I would say farmer maggot, as he has those dogs and all of those gardening supplies...Also, the gaffer, was shaking like a little schoolgirl when the nazgul came up to him in the movie...how about this?
BUTTERBUR vs. BILL FERNY
Tower of Moon and Shadow
12-06-2002, 09:04 PM
I would say Bill Ferny he would kill Butterbur. Butterbur would forget that they were fighting and Bill would then stab him in the back.
Knight of Gondor
12-06-2002, 09:07 PM
The point(s) are moot, because NONE of these would fight each other!! How about ya'll do some matching up between bad guys and good guys! Like Gimli verses Lurtz, or Ungoliant verses Gandalf the White, or something that makes sense! And Merry Christmas.
Morgoth Bauglir
12-06-2002, 09:44 PM
turin vs hurin
ahh too hard to think about now
Beren87
12-06-2002, 09:52 PM
Saruman vs. Balrog...thats an interesting one. It depends quite obviously more on what time period. Saruman at his height, or Saruman at the depth of his corruption? And it also depends obviously on which Balrog. Durin's Bane I can see being beaten by a decaying Saruman. Gothmog and Saruman at the height of both their powers would be an interesting battle (maybe Saruman could talk his way out of it? smilies/wink.gif ).
Beren87
12-06-2002, 09:53 PM
And do you see that??!!
<---------"Shade of Carn Dûm"! DO you know how long I've waited for that! *pats self on the back* Good Job me!
Kiara
12-07-2002, 01:13 PM
Hey, Knight of Gondor, sometimes it's fun to think of good-hearted battles between characters on the same side, don't spoil our fun!
And also, Warbringer: um, just 'cause the Nazgul freaked out a poor hobbit does NOT mean he's a coward. I mean, those guys are scared of no one save Glorfindel and maybe a few others, so don't diss the poor Gaffer. Besides, these are supposed to be fair fights (no dogs etc...). I still say Gaffer is the hobbit!
Diamond18
12-07-2002, 03:43 PM
Actually, I thought that it was Farmer Maggot who was scared of the Ringwraith in the movie. I mean, those were his dogs, weren't they?
Go Gaffer!!! smilies/wink.gif
Rose Cotton
12-07-2002, 08:43 PM
Diamond- This is about Merry vs. Sam.
In my opion Sam would kick butt! It doesn't take much to get Sam going.
And isn't one of the many meaning of Lord of the Rings that the little guy can often beat the big bully. Size DOSN'T matter.
Shelob was WAY bigger then Sam and that didn't stop him.
Of course if it was for Frodo Sam would most definatly win. Sam would have faced all the forces of Sauron for Frodo and would have taken down a good number of them before he fell himself.
Mintyztwin
12-07-2002, 09:06 PM
Farmer Maggot would get the gaffer, if he didn't get talked to death first.
How 'bout Lobeliea and Wormtoungue? smilies/evil.gif
EDIT: Are we talking all full capabilities? 'Cause in that case magic counts. But if not . . . also, what about just using "bear" fists and teeth? Use what Iluvitar gave ya'!! smilies/evil.gif (My alter ego is talking, pay no mind.)
If the fights are just teeth and fists (and nails, and feet), I think there would be a dramatic switch in fight winning/loosing. And Pippin would so totally cream Merry!!! smilies/biggrin.gif
[ December 07, 2002: Message edited by: Mintyztwin ]
Artanis
12-07-2002, 11:15 PM
Well, I know that this is not totally pure, but I am dying to know what the general opinion is on a fight between Darth Vader and the Witch King. My cash is on the WK, because a lightsaber will just slice robe, and a cuple slashes from a dark blade will have darth gibbering on the ground... smilies/evil.gif
WarBringer
12-11-2002, 02:40 PM
Sarumon and a balrog...that's tough i would have to go with sarumon... or maybe the balrog... how about we flip a coin? Anyway, how about this...
Maiar and elves,men,and dwarves vs. the Valar
Beren87
12-11-2002, 09:01 PM
Valar, no question on dat one.
Helkahothion
12-12-2002, 03:26 PM
Well, I know that this is not totally pure, but I am dying to know what the general opinion is on a fight between Darth Vader and the Witch King.
Well all if you start watching to what they really are Darth Vadre would not stand a change because he is just a mortal with no real powers.(oooh he can move stuff around big deal datr vader shmart vader) So the witch king will beat his butt all the way back to his pathetic little spaceship.
(Sorry I simply higly dislike starwars. It's stupid. People fighting with TL-lights give me a break.)
Anyway keep up the good work people!
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Mattius
12-12-2002, 03:41 PM
No way man Vader would kick his undead butt! The W.K. would attack but D.V. wouldbe able to just slice any blade he has then WHACK the old fork in the eye!
VanimaEdhel
12-12-2002, 06:01 PM
How 'bout Lobelia and Wormtoungue?
Lobelia would whoop Wormy's little wriggling butt into the ground. Think about their personalities. Grima is a little sniveling weasel and Lobelia is a tough ol' mama! She would stab him with the silverware she wanted to take from Bilbo before he could hiss, "Saruman! Help!"...and Saruman would not help, of course...haha...Wormtongue: what a little coward...
I think Eowyn versus Emeldir would be interesting...
How about Arien versus Melian? That would be interesting: two Maia going at it...
AddictedtoRumil
12-12-2002, 06:08 PM
What about Arwen vs. Eowyn (Did anyone say that one yet?)
Helkahothion
12-13-2002, 01:29 PM
How 'bout Lobelia and Wormtoungue?
Wormtoungue would distract Lobeilia by trowing silver spoons in a corner. When Lobelia runs towards them wormtoungue will back stab her like the little rat that he is.
And Darth Vader is a machine so the W.K. will just take out his battery's and he would die.
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VanimaEdhel
12-13-2002, 04:55 PM
What about Arwen vs. Eowyn (Did anyone say that one yet?)
Yes, 1st page...
Thenamir
12-13-2002, 06:18 PM
Re: Arwen -vs- Eowyn
THere is an interesting post from one of the old TOlkien newsgroups (remember those?) on this one, and I thought it particularly apropos, so I post it here in its entirety:
"Let's start with Luthien... along with being the 'fairest child of Elves or Men', the daughter of a Maia, and the most accomplished singer of all time, she also loved her man so much as to be willing to knock out her guards and leave home and face down Sauron and beat Sauron's sorry a** just to stand by him. She was willing to go with him straight to Thangorodrim itself, put one over on Morgoth(!), and even after all that still cared for him so much that she was willing to go to Mandos and talk the Valar into bringing Beren back to life. Let's face it: Luthien Tinuviel was one hot thoroughly accomplished scared-o-nothin' clever-as-heck she-elf.
"Now, let's look at Arwen... According to Return of the King appendices A and B, Aragorn first met Arwen and fell in love with her in T.A. 2951 - but Arwen wouldn't even give him the time of day until twenty-nine years later. Her father, Elrond, made it clear that she wasn't gonna marry Aragorn unless he became the Ruler of Gondor and Arnor; and when Aragorn joined the Fellowship and went forth on the hopeless mission to overthrow Sauron, did Arwen help him, as Luthien helped Beren? No! She stayed at home and read magazines until the War was already down to the last gasp, and even then she refused to show up herself but just sent all of Aragorn's friends south to offer all the moral support instead! Oh, sure, once all the dirty work was already done, then she shows up - probably carried all the way there in a sedan chair by some sweating oafish admirers - to finally say, 'Ohhhh, Aragorn! Now that you've become the king of several hundred thousand square miles of prime real-estate and defeated all of our dire enemies, suddenly you look much more handsome', and in the blink of an eye she's all ready to say the heck with what Dad thinks and marry him. ...Put it all together and what have you got? A cheap, greedy, standoffish gold-digging trollop.
"Luthien or Arwen? Come on! Stop kidding around. The 'fairest child of Elves or Men' wins hands down. If you're going to give us a contest, at least make it a relatively fair one."
To which I can only add...
Touche!
Beren87
12-13-2002, 09:51 PM
Lobelia and Wormtoungue...
One must take into account the fact that Wormtongue is still a man. Personal preferances aside, I think that Wormtongue would be doing quite well against lil Lobelia.
And can we please talk Tolkien, Star Wars has absolutely nothing to do with Tolkien.
Aragorn_The_King
12-14-2002, 01:40 PM
Farmer Maggot smilies/smile.gif Gaffer smilies/frown.gif Sorry Sam!
How about the Slinker vs. the Stinker supposing Gollum was cloned and each clone was 100% one way?
Aragorn vs. Gandalf (NO MAGIC PLEASE)
Well this was fun smilies/wink.gif I'll go be cool smilies/cool.gif OOO It's legolas smilies/wink.gif
VanimaEdhel
12-14-2002, 03:55 PM
Which would win in a duel to the death?
smilies/smile.gif versus smilies/wink.gif
smilies/frown.gif versus smilies/confused.gif
smilies/redface.gif versus smilies/rolleyes.gif
smilies/biggrin.gif versus smilies/tongue.gif
Sorry, all the smilies in the last post got me thinking...
And Gandalf all the way: even though he is in the body of a man, he is a Maia, remember.
EDIT: Darn 8 smilie limit...I got all 10 matched up too...well, the last is the "eek" one with the "evil" one...
[ December 14, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]
dragoneyes
12-14-2002, 04:30 PM
you've missed out smilies/mad.gif and smilies/cool.gif also.
but anyway, smilies/wink.gif thrashes smilies/smile.gif
smilies/tongue.gif beats smilies/biggrin.gif to within an inch of it's life and how on earth could smilies/evil.gif lose to anything as pathetic as smilies/eek.gif?
VanimaEdhel
12-16-2002, 06:39 PM
Hence the previous, EDIT, dragoneyes...
doug*platypus
12-29-2002, 07:57 AM
I think "y'all" is much worse language than #$^%, #&$^, or even donkey-$^#&%^ &*&%-eater, for that matter.
Feanor vs Fingolfin is an interesting one. Feanor's fully crazy, I'll admit that, and probably has the best sword, armour etc. that were ever made ever, but Fingolfin was more into studying the arts of combat. Feanor was always in his workshop. I'm in Fingolfin's corner.
Arwen vs Luthien is one slap-fight I'd really like to see!!
"What's he singin' 'bout you for? You too old for my man, %&^&$"
"You &*%&$, who you think you are copying me, anyway?"
JERRY! JERRY!
Tinuviel of Denton
08-31-2003, 05:32 PM
Luthien would beat Arwen hands down. I agree with Thenamir, and thank him for that wonderful bit from wherever he got it. Take THAT, PJ!
Firnantoonion
09-05-2003, 01:42 PM
But don't forget Arwen is some kind of reincarnation of luthien, I think it would be a hell of a fight! (and i would pay mithril by tuns to see it!)
Forest Walker
09-05-2003, 04:42 PM
interesting thread...
How about Shelob vs. Balrog? or Ungoliant vs. Balrog, to make it more evenly matched. That would be interesting. The Balrog would probably win, since Ungoliant eats light, and he's made from shadow....but then Ungoliant did eat herself.,...at least I think that was what it said.....and she wasn't exactly light.
Ainaserkewen
09-05-2003, 04:52 PM
But don't forget Arwen is some kind of reincarnation of luthien, I think it would be a hell of a fight!
Uh, Firnantoonion, actually Arwen isn't a reborn Luthien, Luthien is dead, gone, the only elf ever to leave the circles of the world.
How about Shelob vs. Balrog?
Obviously the Balrog would win because Shelob is big and fat and lazy. However Ungoliant would probably put up a better fight, though both of them would probably run away to their dark lords before the balrog could touch them.
you are within my realm
09-05-2003, 06:28 PM
im new here but what about Ungoliant vs. a Balrog? smilies/evil.gif smilies/eek.gif
Firnantoonion
09-06-2003, 05:01 AM
Uh, Firnantoonion, actually Arwen isn't a reborn Luthien, Luthien is dead, gone, the only elf ever to leave the circles of the world. I didn't literally meant reincarnation, but as luthien was the morningstar of her people, Arwen is the evenstar, and the image of luthien. furthermore, they both shared the same doom: they both fell in love with a mortal and died. Reincarnation was just the best word I came on last night, and i admit it wasn't a very good choice to use here.
but to stay on the topic:
how about a Balrog vs the Nazgul?
[ September 06, 2003: Message edited by: Firnantoonion ]
Lily Bombadil
09-06-2003, 01:52 PM
I think that the Balrog would win. He'd set the Nazgul's robes on fire & send them high-tailing back to Minas Morgul.
What about Lobelia vs. Merry? (Remember FotR when Merry was watching over Bag-end while Frodo napped & Lobelia came over?)
[ September 06, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]
Elróthiel
09-10-2003, 03:58 PM
How about Erendis versus Ioreth? or
Aldarion versus Isildur, and I'd love to see a fight between Glorfindel and Fingolfin!
Also Túrin versus Aragorn. I want Túrin to win since I love him to bits, and he could beat that stinky old Many Names to within an inch of his life, and more!
Anyhoo, continuing!
Balrog (Gothmog) vs Sauron.
The Mouth of Sauron vs The Eye of Sauron smilies/biggrin.gif
Both Blue Wizards vs Gandalf (grey) and Radagast.
That's all!
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter Who Sees the Corruption of the World Today!
Everdawn
09-11-2003, 01:14 AM
Goodness Gracious Me! How could anyone ever think our Prince of Mirkwood could EVER beat Glorfindel!!!! Glorfindel would just own him! Same goes for Éomer and Faramir, Éomer would kick the crap out of Faramir!
Eomer of the Rohirrim
09-11-2003, 06:50 AM
Actually, I think Eomer and Faramir were very similarly matched.
Any thoughts on this fight?
ERU vs TOM BOMBADIL
Hmm?
Mariska Greenleaf
09-11-2003, 07:08 AM
ERU vs TOM BOMBADIL
They'll probably sing each other to death smilies/wink.gif
Estanesse
09-18-2003, 11:19 AM
What about
Frodo with one ring VS Sam
Eomer of the Rohirrim
09-18-2003, 01:36 PM
Frodo, of course. Like Sam could ever fight Frodo.
Eomer of the Rohirrim
09-22-2003, 11:04 AM
How about Aragorn and Eomer against Boromir and Faramir?
ArathorofBarahir
10-08-2003, 01:18 PM
I would definitely say Aragorn and Eomer, easily, however Faramir and Boromir would give them a run for their money.
ArathorofBarahir
10-08-2003, 01:19 PM
Who would win in a fight between Aragorn and Eomer? Who win in a fight between Boromir and Faramir?
Everdawn
10-11-2003, 10:45 PM
Hmmm id say Aragorn, as much as i would like Éomer to win, i think Aragorn would probably kill him. As for Boromir and Faramir, id say Boromir... i have no other reason than i just like Boromir better...
Eomer of the Rohirrim
10-13-2003, 11:35 AM
Well, Eomer and Boromir have the strength advantages but Aragorn and Faramir are both extremely skilled.
Too close to call.
What about Rose Cotton and Arwen Undomiel?
Maéglin
10-16-2003, 06:01 AM
Definitely Rosie smilies/biggrin.gif She has Sam so under her thumb. hehe
How about Manwe and Melkor (uncorrupted and drained of his power)?? Wouldn't want to watch this fight live... probably destroy Middle Earth twiceover.
Eomer of the Rohirrim
10-16-2003, 02:06 PM
Well, Melkor is mightier so he'd win. Unless Manwe shocked everyone, became evil and kicked him in the groin to get the upperhand!
I'd love to hear JR call that finale.
Anyway, I digress. Today's fight is Shelob vs Treebeard. Predictions?
Tymezennith
10-16-2003, 02:33 PM
Treebeard Vs. Shelob
hehe... Shelob would scurry about as quick as she could and Treebeard would watch amusedly, then step forth and SQUISH Shelob, leaving a likkle green smear on the stone floor. smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif
Maéglin
10-16-2003, 08:11 PM
I'll go Shelob because she'll suck the life out of Treebeard like Ungoliant did to the Trees of Light... Although the Trees of Light didn't really do much except be giant lamp-posts smilies/biggrin.gif
High King Fingolfin
01-30-2004, 05:04 PM
Treebeard would so kill Shelob
Also:
Feanor vs. Finarfin
Fingolfin vs. Gil-Galad
Gil-Galad vs. Elrond
Eonwe vs. Tulkas
<font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:05 PM January 30, 2004: Message edited by: High King Fingolfin ]
samwise8504
04-24-2004, 10:35 AM
Treebeard would so kill Shelob
Also:
Feanor vs. Finarfin
Fingolfin vs. Gil-Galad
Gil-Galad vs. Elrond
Eonwe vs. Tulkas
<font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:05 PM January 30, 2004: Message edited by: High King Fingolfin ]
Feanor would kill Finarfin, Fingolfin would probably beat Gil-Galad,Gil-Galad and Elrond will be a close one but i'd say Gil-galad would win, Tulkas would crush Eonwe.
How about
Shelob vs Huan
Gondor vs Rohan
Feanor,Fingolfin and Finarfin vs Earendil,Elrond and Galadriel.
Elladan and Elrohir vs Celegorn and Curufin.
Boromir vs Imrahil
Eomer of the Rohirrim
04-24-2004, 02:54 PM
Ah, too many. I'll answer the first one, and predict that Shelob and Huan would both be killed in an extremely bloody battle.
samwise8504
04-25-2004, 08:21 AM
how about: thuringwethil ( saurons messenger an angband) vs mouth of sauron.
The Witch king vs saruman
Gimli vs Thorin
Morgoth's Apprentice
05-20-2008, 11:06 PM
Did anyone ever answer that Morgoth versus Manwe question. That would be a fight to shake the earth..lots and lots of people would seriously be wiped into oblivion. In the end they'd probably both annihilate each other. I have to say, since Tolkien said that he was brother to Manwe and almost equal in power, that Morgoth may not outright win this battle. It would also depend on if anyone stepped in on another's behalf. If it was a straight fight..i dunno. I'm being honest here...I'd love for Morgoth to kick Manwe back to the Outer Circles and back again....
How about Sauron versus Gandalf?
Eönwë
05-21-2008, 12:08 PM
Gandalf, because he'd get my help! (Well, Eonwe's but you know what I mean)
Galadriel55
11-20-2010, 07:22 PM
Beren vs Aragorn
not that they'd fight, really.
Eomer of the Rohirrim
11-21-2010, 05:58 AM
At the risk of incurring the ire of Mithalwen, Beren would defeat Aragorn.
Mithalwen
12-05-2010, 11:23 PM
So wouldn't even if you tied one hand behind Aragorn's back.
Beren was always swooning, getting his hand bitten off or dying.
And let's not forget that he provided the genetic garbage in that lineage ;)
Tuor in Gondolin
12-06-2010, 08:48 AM
Eowyn vs. Shagrat.
(Might be closer then you'd think).
Galadriel55
12-07-2010, 05:04 PM
Definitely Eowyn. She killed the Lord of the Nazgul - what can one orc possibly do against her? Unless Shagrat had his whole regiment behind him...that would change the matter completely. :)
PS: even though Merry helped her with the Nazgul, still, she's no match for Shagrat.
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