Can you imagine Gollum...

[Tulkas the Mighty]

Can you imagine Gollum in a tuxedo?
the next James Bond? "The name's Gollum--Smeagol Gollum."

the Captain of the Enterprise? "Set a course for Preciouss. Warp 7."

conductor of a prestigious symphony orchestra? " and one two, a one two three four! C'mon put some emotion into it."

[Lindolirian]

Gollum as a fighter pilot.

*Static* I got a bogey on my six!! *Stativs*
I can just see him with the oxygen mask and everything..
...reminds me of Top Gun.

[Manwe Sulimo]

As in Agent an The Matrix. Heh heh...

[ December 02, 2002: Message edited by: Manwe Sulimo ]

[Saurannûn the Wood Elf]

. . . As a guardian in "Reboot"

. . . As Elrond (ooh! crossin' the line there!)

. . . As Bubbles in PowerPuff Girls! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Knight of Gondor]

I know I keep breaking bubbles (Bubbles, get it Saurannûn?), but isn't Gollum a little too Ring-crazed for that kind of thing?

[Manwe Sulimo]

...as a ninja.

...as President Bush.

("I think that the education bill is very in-important, my precioussssssss.")

...as a cat

(Purrrr-ecious)

[-Imrahil-]

As a football player. (Wouldn't quite work would it?)

[Artanis]

As a MicDonalds employe! "Would we like fries with that, my presssssioussss?"

[Rose Cotton]

as Harry Potter!
Murdurer Voldemort! It killed our parents! We hates it! We hates it forever!

Oh...this gave me an idea for somthing else..

[Diamond18]

Gollum figure skating in a gauzy white dress, with glitter on his cheeks and in his stringy black hair.

[Morai]

Gollum as my vice priciplal:
"Oh, yes we must confiscate the rings my preciousss"

[the mortal elf]

My brother, Hoarding the PS2 and muttering...they mustn't get it my precious...oh no...

At a sleepover having a pillow fight and giggling...

A reluctant ringbearer at the Council of Elrond: We doesn't want it--Yes, precious, we does! We wants it for ourselves! No, master must take it--ah, but we could take it, be good and nice to Master...

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[Orual]

LoL, Saurannun! "Stay frosty, preciousss!" "We doesn't think so, no, we doesn't, preciousss."

[Kalimac]

Insurance agent - "Yes, of course that'sss covered, precioussss - hmmm, iss it juicy? Iss it scrumptiously crunchable?"

Insurance adjuster - "No, that'ss not covered preciouss. No, my love. P'rapss we chats about this a bitsy, yess? If you win, you getss the settlement, yess. If we winss...we EATS you!"

[Saurannûn the Wood Elf]

Well done Kalimac! Nice one!

. . .As Roger Abbot accompanying Don Ferguson on Royal Canadian Air Farce during a certain Newfie news channel sketch :
DF: "How's she going my trout?"
RA/G: "Yessss. . .niccce troutssssss, nice fissssh. . ."

[Diamond18]

Kalimac, that was funny. smilies/smile.gif

As Steve Irwin: "Tricksy lights, mate! If you look in when the lights are lit, they could kill you!!!!! But ain't they beauties? Yerssss, preciousssss lights, mate."

[Pookabunny]

...As a jewlery salesman?

"NO! You can't have that, it's my precioussss"

"OR that one! NO! It's my own, my love..."

"NO! get outs of my ssstore...nasty evil cusssstomersss wanting to buy my precioussss"

[Morai]

As my cat Snowflake: My human, my preciousss, How dare they steal my preciouss, we hates them, we hates them forever!
As a tree hugger: My preciouss tree, how dare they try to destoy my precousssss, burn them, chop them down, yesss, we kill them my preciousss

[Kalimac]

Thanks, Saurannun and Diamond smilies/smile.gif. (Can you tell I used to be an adjuster? It's possible to do well, but you have to have a nervous system like a clam's, which I don't).

How about - Gollum as Television Chef? "So we adds a nice juiccccy fisssh - no, we doesn't COOK it, nice fissshhh. Then we cuts in half, adds some cold water and we EATS it, preciousss! Be sure to tune in next week - next weekses show we preparess rabbitss."

[Diamond18]

Don't forget taters. smilies/wink.gif

[Lindolirian]

Ah, now we've seen the movie and we can imagine him better.

As a nightclub singer. "Do a little dance! Make a little love! Get down tonight! O, get down tonight!!"

[Aragorn2002]

Gollum as Harry Potter in the CoS
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[busybee]

How about Prince Charming "Don't worry I'll save you"
Even better a Damsel in distress with flowing golden locks that glint in the sunlight "Help me Help me!" "My Hero!"

[ December 27, 2002: Message edited by: busybee ]

[Aragorn_Protector]

This is ggooooddd--
At a fish 'n chips restaurant
Heres your ffisssshh niiccceeee fffiiiisssshhhh, nice 'n colldd 'n jjuuiicccy
CUSTOMER: Ok the fish is grose can I atleast have the chips I ordered?
G:Nassstty ccchhipsesss tthheyy bitess usssssssssssssss

[Marsyas]

How about as a Parent?

"Yesss, Preciousss. After It cleanses it's room and takeses out It's trash, It may go play"

*~Marsyas~*

[Ar-Gilien]

Can you imagine Gollum as:

1. A super model:

"Yesss...they likeses uss, my preciousss...they really, really likeses ussss!"

2. The Wicked Witch from the 'Wizard of Oz':

"I'll getss you, my precioussss, and your little dog, too!"

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: Ar-Gilien ]

[Vuelve]

as santa clause:

ho ho ho merry christmassssss preciousssssss. no stupid kidsesss can't have presiousssss. stupid elvesesss making bunches of presioussesss and trying to gives them away.
sorry that just came to me..... i know its not christmas....

**hangs head in shame.. stupid fat hobbit cant you come up with something funny at the RIGHT time of the year.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LoL! Roger Abbot, Saurannun? smilies/biggrin.gif

How about an employee at a pizza restaurant? I just got an image of him tossing pizza dough in the air gracefully and majestically...and having it fall down onto his face. "Curses it, precioussss! We hates it, we hates it forever!"

[Anything but Arwen]

Anyone seen that picture of Gollum in apink ballet tutu? Tres scary

[Quirkette]

I see Gollum as a dentist. He would peer in your mouth and say, "Teeth! Teeth, my precious! But we has only six." Then he would get to work.

I am sure I am totally dorky.

[Vuelve]

lol i will never see gollum the same again. i have seen the one of gollum in a tu tu...very interesting.

gollum as a cheerleader HMMMM....

Go precioussssss, fight precioussssss, win preciousssssss.......
in a cheer skirt with pom pons...
ACK!! mental image.
* falls out of chair laughing *

[Saurannûn the Wood Elf]

Someone HAS to send me a copy of that picture with gollum in a tutu! WHOO that sounds "preciousssssss". . .

HA!

[Vuelve]

Pic of gollum. hehe smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/eek.gif

http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5879.jpg

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

'K, that's gonna give me nightmares for the next few millenia.

Gollum as Cyclops in X-Men. Oh the possibilities!

[Saurannûn the Wood Elf]

Whoo man. Tha's REALLY REALLY creepy. Eek. smilies/eek.gif