Practical Jokes

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hey! Me again...bwa ha ha ha ha! Anyways, have any of you played practical jokes on your fellow LOTR loving friends who havent read any of the books? For example:
Me and my friend Ellen told my other Legolas-infatuated friend that Legolas dies in RotK...mwa ha ha ha. He doesn't of course, but she won't know until next year. BWHAHAHAHA! we are so evil smilies/evil.gif but have any of you done that or something like it?

[Bekah]

You associate with people that haven't read the whole of LOTR??? smilies/eek.gif Never mind, so do I. My best friend has yet to finish it. (I think - she's been on holiday in England recently and is coming back on the 7th or 8th of February. So she might have finished the book by now.) But I've never done anything like those jokes 'cos the thought of some of those rumours (about the movie) being true...just doesn't bear thinking about. And I can't fool around with the book - it's just not in my nature.

Oh well.

~ Elentari

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Oh, i forgot to say! My friend, the one we played the joke on, she only likes LotR because of Legolas..grrr it makes me mad...so thats why we did it. oh yeah we told her he was gay too..LOL

[Bekah]

Now that's a good one! Hmm...does she have a crush on Orlando, or has she just fallen for Legolas?

~ Elentari

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hmm....i think its Orly too

[Bekah]

Does she know enough about him to know that he's not gay? Otherwise you could tell her that O.B.'s gay as well.

~ Elentari

[Bekah]

I'm not going to actually do this joke, but try telling people that Eowyn ends up falling in love with Grima and marries him. Actually, that's probably too unbelievable for anyone to fall for it.

I'll try again later.

~ Elentari

[i*love*orli]

Well, me and a few of my friends were gonna tell our other friend that Elijah Wood died in a car accadent. She really only likes the movie b/c of him. but its gonna be really funny to see her face... smilies/evil.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

smilies/eek.gif oh my gosh! thats so mean!!
....i like it!

[Pookabunny]

When they ask "how does it end"?...I HATE THAT!!!

I simply tell them the truth - they all DIE smilies/evil.gif (Well, they all do, eventually!)

[Gorwingel]

My mother keeps asking me what happens to Frodo, I told her that he lives (which is the truth, kind of, though he goes to the havens) But I could have been very evil smilies/evil.gif and told her that he died, and that the entire quest failed. Though that could be kind of unbelievable.

Here is a good one, tell people who have only seen the films and not the book, That Aragorn drops Arwen and marries Eowyn. Because my mother thought that Aragorn and Eowyn were going to get together, so if she believes that, their is probably many other people who believe that too.

[Helkahothion]

I tolled one of my friends that has only finished ttt that Sauron reclaim's the ring and kill's Frodo. The alliagnce then would rize again and Aragorn would cut of Sauron't finger again. He then on the other hand would trow it in the crack's of doom.

I can't wait to see his face. I bet he comes out saying:

"Man I can't believe they changed the PLot that much. Should I tell him?

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Shy Hobbit]

This is so mean...I'd mess with the leggyboppers. Personally, I love Legolas, he's awesome. His little fanclub is annyoing though. For those of them that haven't read the trilogy (or maybe those who have, for that matter) I'd interrupt one of their "OMG He's so fine" spiels with "oh my...*serious expression on my face* you mean you never read the 4th book, "Ring of the Elf Prince"? No? Aww hon, he dies". Isn't that horrible smilies/rolleyes.gif The idea came to me last night when for some insane reason, I was looking at the half finished and forgotten sites of the leggyboppers. This one girl made a SITE that said "Pippen just got back and told me Legolas went to war and was badly hurt. Please please pray for him I know God will help...bla bla bla". I'm sure God would help, if Legolas was real smilies/rolleyes.gif but he's not!! That was the saddest thing I ever read.

[Bekah]

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Someone was so infatuated with Legolas they asked God to heal an imaginary being??

Sure, I agree, Legolas is cool, especially in the book, and Orlando plays him quite well, but...asking people to pray for him??? smilies/eek.gif

Leggyboppers and Lijers who haven't read the books should be punished...someone please do that, I don't know anyone in person who's like that, so I can't do it myself....

~ Elentari II

[Bekah]

I've just read my last post and I want to add that I agree that God would definitely help him (not necessarily physically, but he would help) if he was real.

~ Elentari II

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Of course. I really DO NOT like people who just say, "Blah blah blah Legolas Frodo Legolas Frodo so hot sexy love them blah blah blah what happens in the movie?" It bothers me A LOT....heh heh heh we should really teach them a lesson....anybody got any....*cough cough*EVIL*cough cough* ideas?

[nevlhachien]

i just thought of this crazy evil idea. i have this friend who like LOTR only because i do and she is always saying how hott legolas is and she is always trying to steal my pic of legolas that i have in my book for a bookmark. i am reading ROTK so i decided i am going to tell my friend that legolas dies so enexpectedly. it will prolly make her cry and i dont know if i will be able to keep a straight face while telling her this. is this a little too evil do you think??

-Nevie

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

no way! i did and im quite sure that my friend isnt scarred for life.....i think
in my version he was slain by an orc-arrow to the back.

[Hirilaelin]

This is SO evil. Hee hee, I love it! smilies/evil.gif I'm going to try and tell Leggy-boppers that he dies, and see their expressions. lol!

Suilad,

Eruanne

[ February 02, 2003: Message edited by: Hirilaelin ]

[Bekah]

If anyone thinks up a really nasty punishment for all the leggyhoppers, could someone please PM me with it? 'Cos this is the last post I'm going to make for a long while (four weeks - for more details visit Council of Elendili), and I might not be able to find any time to read posts. This will probably be the last time I'll be able to read them until at least Saturday.

So evilly yours, smilies/evil.gif

~ Bekah

[Frodo Baggins]

Tell your friends that Aragorn dumps Arwen and marries Eowyn instead, then tell them that Arwen and Wormtongue fall madly in love and get married. Then tell them that Legolas gets killed by Gimli. Or you could say that Legolas (heh heh) gets trapped in an avalanche and dies.
NAW! No one would believe it anyway.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hmm....intriguing...
Well, for all you fellow anti leggyboppers what should we do? heh heh if my friend reads this she'll flip becuase i have fallen into shadow...hmm i want tuna

[nevlhachien]

hmmm....what shall we do to punish those.... whatd ya call them? oh leggyboppers right. i still havent played that joke on my friend cuz i am still not far into RotK. i am going to wait till i get to a war part in the book.(i am STILL on chapter one) but the thing is if i tell this one friend she'll tell this other people and who knows what could happen........but i think ill tell her he dies and then she'll have to find out for herself if its the truth when the movie comes out. smilies/evil.gif (i know she wont read the books) whoa i think i just wrote too much so...
namarie
-Nevie

[Morgul Queen]

Well, me and a few of my friends were gonna tell our other friend that Elijah Wood died in a car accadent.
I have been told variations of this sooooo many times...Orlando Bloom died in a car crash yesterday...Christopher Lee died in a car crash yesterday(he's my favourite actor) but the stupidest thing I have ever heard was on the first day back at college (one week ago) someone thought they were really funny and said "JRR Tolkien died in a car crash yesterday!" They were a bit put out when I looked at them like they were stupid (well they were!) and said that he had been dead for 30 years smilies/biggrin.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL!! How stupid... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Bekah]

You've gotta be really behind the Tolkienic times not to know that Tolkien had been dead for several years...incidentally, did you know that Tolkien would have had his eleventy-first birthday this year if he had lived?

~ Elentari II

[Bekah]

Just like Bilbo? *Hint hint, nudge nudge* - urgh, I hate it when people say that!!

~ Elentari II smilies/biggrin.gif

[Helkahothion]

Hey all,

How about this for a leggybopper assault. Tell him that he was captured in the path of the death and return's baldheaded and with one hand missing. Face mutenated ofcaurse. That will shut them up forever. Just show them a picture of a scene out of "I still know what you did last summer". Just make sshure you delete the hook. smilies/wink.gif

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

YES! That is an awesome punishment. *Ahem Ahem* LET THE LEGGYBOPPER'S PUNISHMENT BEGIN!!!
Eleventy-first? Really? Cool!

[Bekah]

Goody!! smilies/evil.gif

[Helkahothion]

Maybe we should start a tread on Novices and Newcomers,

We call it: All Orlando lovers here!!

Then we tell the horryfying news. Ofcaurse, we must let BW in on this plan. Else he would delete it.

So what do you say? Should I PM BW?

Greetings,

Anuion
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[nevlhachien]

yesssssss yesssss Helkahothion! PM BW so thisss plan can do itssss damage! punish those leggyboppers! let them cry!!! hahahahhahahhahahahhahaha smilies/evil.gif i am evil!!!
i cant wait to see what those stupid leggyboppers say to that post if we can do that evil trick here. hahahhahahaha smilies/evil.gif
namarie
-Nevie

[Helkahothion]

OK then,

Ill make the PM then. I would be out within the hour.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Nibinlondwen]

I like it, yes I do...

[Grimbold]

What I'd like to do is buy the Narsil recreation sword which you can find in certain specialty stores, and then pull it out the next time someone bugs me. I wouldn't take it any farther of course! smilies/eek.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

An update on the Orly gay/Leggy gay-dead joke:
My friend believed EVERY WORD!!! So now every time we say something about it she gets all mad...my other friend Elen (her real name is Ellen, she's the one who might make the music video for those of you that replied to that thread) wrote on the leggybopper's folder: In dreams, Anita, in dreams. Heh heh heh SO EVIL!! and its great to...we did it so subtly....bwa ha ha.. smilies/evil.gif

[Shy Hobbit]

I thought of another one...for those who don't know how the story ends. Tell them that Legolas was overcome by greed for the ring and turned into an orc. smilies/evil.gif

[Inderjit Sanghera]

I told my friend that Treebeard is the king returning in RoTK....

[Bekah]

Good one, Shy Hobbit!!

~ Elentari II

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

OMG thats great! Helkahothion, can you respond back about the BW PM? We have, i repeat, HAVE to make that thread! pleeeeese tell us about it!

[Bekah]

I second that request.

~ Elentari II, in a weird mood...hang on, this is my usual mood! Ha ha ha...why are you staring at me??

[Hirilaelin]

If the thread starts, I will post on it a lot, because I love teasing Leggyboppers. Maybe it should be a Lijahbopper thread also. Oh, this will be FUN! smilies/evil.gif

~Eruanne/Hirilaelin, Mermaiden of the Misted Isle

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Okay! Think I hsould start it? in novices and newcomers: All Legolas/Frodo Lovers Here!
Well? Should i, comerades?

[Bekah]

Yes. Let's do some good!!

(Okay, it's evil. smilies/evil.gif But perhaps the end justifies the means, at least in this case, seeing as it isn't going to harm anyone.)

~ Elentari, aka Destroyer-of-Leggybopper-and-Lijer-fanaticism!!!!!!!!!

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[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Okay! If its not up by tomorrow, post it yourself. But make sure its only people that HAVENT read the books. Or else we'll be screwed.

[Bekah]

How about calling it "All Lij and Orli lovers here!!"

It'll cut down on people who have read the books, and we might be safer for a bit longer. smilies/evil.gif

~ Elentari II

[Bekah]

Oh dear...was I supposed to start the thread? Because I didn't do it. Maybe it'll be better if you do, Horse-maiden.

~ Elentari II

[elven maiden Earwen]

OMG!!! why dont you make the threrad that would be so funny. im a fany of ob but i dont go and say he is so fine and all that crap that bugs me. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Bekah]

Why don't you make the thread?

~ Elentari II

[ February 15, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[elven maiden Earwen]

cuz im to big ,of a wimp to do anything like that. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

okay!! its currently 12 am so ill start it. calling it: All Orly and Lijah Lovers Here!
On second thought, Ill put it in Movies. Cus its about Lij and Orly. Yknow. Come check it out and act like Orly/Lijahboppers...or be a wise person

[ February 16, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

So be it. By the will of anti-Leggy- and Lijah-boppers everywehre, it has begun.

[Bekah]

Goody! I'm going to check it out.

~ Elentari II

[Helkahothion]

Lol you guys. I wanted to place a tread similar to this, but when I PMed BW he said it was not such a good idea. Ill go there anyway. Good job you guys. No let's just hope they don't read this tread eh?

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

smilies/frown.gif they closed it right away!!!! they thought it was a fan-raving thread or soemthing. smilies/frown.gif

[Bekah]

Oh well. It sounded kind of suspicious to me, anyway. If you say that a thread is for movie-goers only, no book-readers allowed, non-book-readers might start to think that book-readers know things they don't. If that makes sense.

Oh well. My lunch break is almost over. Namarie, noldonyar!

~ Elentari II, your fellow conspirator. smilies/evil.gif

[Helkahothion]

It would not help. BW will close it down again. YOu will have to inform him about it. But he will say it is a bad idea. Maybe you should PM all those leggieboppers and tell them horrible news. Tell them legolas will get burned and loose his hair. They will believe it, couse WE read the books. Harharharharharharhar smilies/evil.gif

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Lossentilien]

Cool idea! They get really annoyed when you tell them him and Gimli were more than friends.
Orlando's nice looking 'n' all, but I hate those "Orli" fans. I was in a store the other day and these 2 youngish girls ran in, straight to the posters. One of them looked really upset, and started whining about the store having run out of "yummy Orli posters..."
I really feel sorry for him sometimes.....

[Helkahothion]

I have this comic store that has a lot of Lotr stuff. I was quite dissapointed when the Legolas action figure was solled out. Damn those Orli Lovers. Now I don't have a Legolas doll. Curse them to the oblivion of realety.

Greetings,

Anuion
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