Sauron999
12-05-2002, 10:11 AM
Gandalf and Elrond are debating at Rivendell, shortly before the Council. Elrond is mighty angry. "Come On, Gandalf, I don't want to hold this boring council. I will have to tell the tale of the rings and all that boring story to all those ignorants who haven't bothered to read about it in our library. Then it will be noon, and we won't come to a solution in the end. I know it all, we had that before."
Gandalf, deep in thoughts: "Actually, I think you are right. But you gotta understand, not everyone can be as wise as we.... (looks at Elrond), as I am."
Elrond(not getting the last words): "Yeah, and especially those silly Hobbits. 'Hee hee, we are the sweet Hobbits from the Shire, we don't know anything, hee hee. We just want to eat up your whole storage! Hee hee.' They don't mind anything that goes on behind the borders of their beloved boring country."
Gandalf: "True. But, my dear Elrond, I have something to calm you down."
Elrond:"What is it?"
Gandalf: You know.
E: No, not that Super-Skunk from the Southfarthing again!
G: Commooon! I know you want to try it!
E: Hell no, do you think I'd celebrate my 5000th birthday next week, if i had started smoking?
G: But I smoke and I'`m as old as the world.
E: Yeah, one can notice if he looks at your worn out face.
G: You take that back!
E: Then I won't have a smoke with you.
G Ah, ok, well here we have it, finest weed from the Southfarthing. (rolls it up, lights it up) *puff puff* Woho! Enjoy! *puff*
E: *puff* Weee! that's really good sh*t!
G: I told you. Neeheeheehee!
(One hour later)
E: .....And then the chicken said: I don't want to wear those panties!
(both lough their a**es off)
E(suddenly gettin' serious): Gandalf. I got an idea.
G: Not again!
E: Come on!
G: Ok, tell me!
E: You and I, we don't like those silly Hobbits, eh? *puff puff* *inhale*
G:well............................................ ...................... No.
E: (exhale) and we don't like this silly ring eh?
G:*puff* um.......
what? Hee Hee.
E: The ring, idiot *puff*!
G: Oh, sure, the ring. *puff* What about the ring?
E: We don't like it, do we???!!!
G: Hell no, why do you keep asking me things like this?
E: So, why don't we send those silly Hobbits with this silly ring to Mordor and to the Cracks of doom? *puff*
G: What would they do in Mordor?
E: Ugh.
G: I'm sorry, I'm quite stoned, you know. *puff*
E: Throw the ring into the cracks of doom!
G: *puff* yeah. *puff* What for?
E: Think, silly! If they throw in the ring, then it will be melted and Sauron will be gone forever, and with a little bit of luck, the Hobbits will be gone, too!
G: Where?
E: Argh! They will be dead! The mountain will kill them in his torment, it will explode.
G: (smiles) Great idea! And why should they do this?
E: Because they don't know what's awaiting them.
(Bell rings)
E: That's it, the council starts. We'll have to seem surprised that Frodo wants to take the ring to Mordor, mind that!
G(yawns): What?
E: Ah, forget it! (Runs off)
Gandalf, deep in thoughts: "Actually, I think you are right. But you gotta understand, not everyone can be as wise as we.... (looks at Elrond), as I am."
Elrond(not getting the last words): "Yeah, and especially those silly Hobbits. 'Hee hee, we are the sweet Hobbits from the Shire, we don't know anything, hee hee. We just want to eat up your whole storage! Hee hee.' They don't mind anything that goes on behind the borders of their beloved boring country."
Gandalf: "True. But, my dear Elrond, I have something to calm you down."
Elrond:"What is it?"
Gandalf: You know.
E: No, not that Super-Skunk from the Southfarthing again!
G: Commooon! I know you want to try it!
E: Hell no, do you think I'd celebrate my 5000th birthday next week, if i had started smoking?
G: But I smoke and I'`m as old as the world.
E: Yeah, one can notice if he looks at your worn out face.
G: You take that back!
E: Then I won't have a smoke with you.
G Ah, ok, well here we have it, finest weed from the Southfarthing. (rolls it up, lights it up) *puff puff* Woho! Enjoy! *puff*
E: *puff* Weee! that's really good sh*t!
G: I told you. Neeheeheehee!
(One hour later)
E: .....And then the chicken said: I don't want to wear those panties!
(both lough their a**es off)
E(suddenly gettin' serious): Gandalf. I got an idea.
G: Not again!
E: Come on!
G: Ok, tell me!
E: You and I, we don't like those silly Hobbits, eh? *puff puff* *inhale*
G:well............................................ ...................... No.
E: (exhale) and we don't like this silly ring eh?
G:*puff* um.......
what? Hee Hee.
E: The ring, idiot *puff*!
G: Oh, sure, the ring. *puff* What about the ring?
E: We don't like it, do we???!!!
G: Hell no, why do you keep asking me things like this?
E: So, why don't we send those silly Hobbits with this silly ring to Mordor and to the Cracks of doom? *puff*
G: What would they do in Mordor?
E: Ugh.
G: I'm sorry, I'm quite stoned, you know. *puff*
E: Throw the ring into the cracks of doom!
G: *puff* yeah. *puff* What for?
E: Think, silly! If they throw in the ring, then it will be melted and Sauron will be gone forever, and with a little bit of luck, the Hobbits will be gone, too!
G: Where?
E: Argh! They will be dead! The mountain will kill them in his torment, it will explode.
G: (smiles) Great idea! And why should they do this?
E: Because they don't know what's awaiting them.
(Bell rings)
E: That's it, the council starts. We'll have to seem surprised that Frodo wants to take the ring to Mordor, mind that!
G(yawns): What?
E: Ah, forget it! (Runs off)