LOTR meets teletubbies

[Antien]

if you want to see somthing just as horrifying...check out LOTR meets barney!

[Antien]

Legelas: What type of new devilry is this?
Purple one: Eh Oh!
Gandalf:no wepon will help us here. RUN!

[Lady Iverin]

Hey...
Just so you know, in case you don't, the Teletubbies names are Tinky Winky(purple), Dipsy(green), La La(yellow), Poe(red). smilies/smile.gif I have four little cousins and they used to love that show. Btw, in case you didn't know again and so it'll make your posts easier, Tinky Winky and Dipsy are boys and La La and Poe are girls. I know way too much about them. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

I bow to your patience and self-control to hold such information and not commit suicide. Bravo (and how do you tell the difference between boy and girl?! ARGH!)

Legelas: What type of new devilry is this?

*coughBOROMIRLINEcough*

Hmm... Ringy Wingy? Forged by the dark lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom, he poured his soul into it to gain the power of all the young childrens' minds.

[the real nazgul]

If they did make a teletubbies/LOTR movie (which they wont, of course) i would love to see that bit in TTT, helms deep battle, when that suicidal orc (teletubbie) blows himself up to destroy the fortresses walls.

"TINKY WINKY!"
BOOOOOOM!

[Sillabub]

In mirkwood
Sam smilies/frown.gifdancing around chanting trees, trees, trees!)
Frodo:Quiet! I think I hear something!
Merry: Music! I hear music!
Pippin: Ugh. Annoying music
Frodo: Run you fools! Don't you know who'scoming?! It's-
just as frodo tries to warn the rest of the fellowship 4 large, chubby people come into view. The fellowship runs in terror, all except for Frodo who is strangely intrigued by these people....

[Shy Hobbit]

This is a very disturbing thread! smilies/frown.gif smilies/eek.gif

[the real nazgul]

You never know, this 'movie' may lead to better catch-phrases, like a legolas one just as he is pointing a mithril arrow at lalas head:
"Time for tubby bye-byes!"

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

ha ha!!! thats great
But Tinky-Winky's purse...I mean, bag! It would make a handy thing. You can smack Orcs and carry your personal items with the same thing!

[gralin musicteeth]

Gimly-Wimli:*dancing about the chamber where Balin's tomb is* Tubby custard!
Do Do(Frodo): Tubby custard!
Legsy:*goes over to the tubby custard machine* ON!
/machine starts spitting out that disgusting red pudding-substance/
Gimli-Wimli: Tubby custard!
Do Do: Tubby custard!
Legsy: Tubby custard!
Gandalf:*walks in with singed beard and burnt hat* Balrog!
All: *blink*
Gimli-Wimli: Tubby custard!
Do Do: Tubby custard!
Legsy: Tubby custard!
/Balrog breaks down the door and burns them all alive/
Balrog: Tubby toast!!

Why, oh why does this not happen?

[ March 06, 2003: Message edited by: gralin musicteeth ]

[fraul]

Mysterious Man: Wherefor are those things?
Frodo: *points franticaly* Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mysterious Man: *walks over* *takes off hood, It's Bob the builder*
Sam: *Screams so loud that the balrog rewakens from the dea*
Balrog: Mmmmmmmgh? I just had the most wonderful dream... there were fires, and teletubbies everwhere...
Gandalf: not again
*Balrog and teletubbies and bob join forces*
*Balrog swings tail menancingly*
*hits all the tubbies*
Teletubbies: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...
*They fly off into the distance*
Frodo: praise the balrog! *starts groveling*
*balrog walks over to Gandalf, scwishes bob in the mean time then squishes Frodo*
Sam: *Screams so loud that balrog dies again*

Just some random thoughts of mine... smilies/tongue.gif

[Lady Iverin]

HA HA HA HA HA!
Thanks Rynoah, for the admiration. LOL! I don't know how I keep it all in!

Bilbo and the dwarves are walking through the woods and they come upon the trolls/teletubbies.
Bilbo: Who are these strange creatures?
Dwarf: Beats me!
Tinky Winky: Ooo, look! They look nice and friendly.
Dipsy: Yeah, let's eat 'em! I bet they'd be good in tubby custard!
La La: But how should we kill them?
Poe: How about we do our dance and step on them?
*start of annoying music*
Bilbo and dwarves: Run for your lives!!!!

[ March 06, 2003: Message edited by: Lady Iverin ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Wow...this is an....errm... interesting thread...lol, no, I like it, keep on with your ideas, and try LotR meets Barney. That was fun to look thorugh, and I think I posted something really weird, that I look at now, and go "huh?" which is probably what I would say about anything I posted here as well, but it was fun. Contribute to Barney and Tellies! Yay! smilies/rolleyes.gif