Funny Mental Images

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Do the rest lf you get any, shall we say, strange or just funny images while watching certain parts of either movie? I get lots. I'll post them later. After you.... smilies/wink.gif

[TheBladeThatWasBroken]

yeah, in TTT i thought aragorn's horse was gonna lick him.....that wouldve been gross..

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Yes, I will admit that I had that thought as well...only I was thinking it was going to kiss him. smilies/rolleyes.gif That would be...strange.

[ March 09, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Well, I must admit when I saw TTT for the second time, I had had a conversation with my friend concerning the whole "replace some word with the word 'pants'" thing. I watched the part where Éomer says, "I would cut your head from your shoulders if it were but a little higher from the ground." Then, Legolas retorted as he drew his bow: "You would be dead before your blow fell!" I suddenly heard him say, "You would be dead before your pants fell!" and had mental images of Éomer standing there in a pair of white red-polka-dotted boxer shorts. Quite laughable.

[Pennthangeil]

Every time I see the Hobbit party scene I expect Gandalfs back to go out or he starts break dancing.

[Meela]

ok... ive got plenty of images... (if you know the movie bloopers thread, most are immortalised on there) but right at this very moment i have gone completely blank...

*screams and slaps head against wall*

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

That Borormir's Death Sneeze was a mental image I got while watching the movie at three o'clock in the morning. I should stop staying up so late.

I can always envision a flaming Ringwraith starting all the grass and such around Weathertop on fire and burning the hobbits and Aragorn to death, but that could be my sadistic side talking. smilies/evil.gif:

[dragoneyes]

I have the French and Saunders ringwraith on a shetland pony engraved in my mind, along with a ringwraith on a horse, trying to chase the hobbits but failing miserably because the horse is eating the grass.

[Sillabub]

Unfortunately, I have only seen to when they're entering Moria in the first movie, and I haven't seen almost anything from the 2nd movie except from cuts from that documentary-thing so I'll try...

At that part in the book (which I can't find anymore!) when saruman says he is saruman of many colors that was my strongest mental image and I almost laughed myself sick...and when Bilbo turns evil in the movie I can just imagine Frodo squeaking in suprise and hitting bilbo on the head with a book or something..... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Neferchoirwen]

Elrond morphing into Arwen in Frodo's "dream"

The unassuming movie viewer would expect that, I guess. smilies/tongue.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

omg! i read this in a diff thread and now whenever i see tt i thinkof it:
When its the Arwen-Aragorn sleepy part:

Arwen: go to sleep
Aragorn: i am asleep. this is a dream.
*arwen has her back to aragorn, she turns around and has Saruman's face*
(in sarumans voice) Then it is a bad dream!

Hats off to whoever did that!!

[Manardariel]

Horse-Maiden, that is disgusting and scary. Spare me! smilies/eek.gif

[Morai]

When I saw the Aragorn/Arwen dream scene, I got this nasty mental image. So throught that scene I had to remind myself that TTT is rated PG13 and not R. (I know, my mind is perverted)

When Gimli was talking to Eowyn I got this strange mental image of them dating. (Same with Galadriel in the Extended Version of FOTR)

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

That is so funny! Only because now I know that I am not the only perv to spend time on the BDs... smilies/wink.gif
Every time I see Rwen ride up in FotR I get this image of Glrofindel tied up somewhere in the bushes... smilies/eek.gif smilies/redface.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hey....it was before they started kissing! Not meant to be sick in any way shape or form....eeuugh now im grossed out!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Hmm... that would be two really bad cases of beard-burn.

*runs off cackling madly as rotten tomatoes are flung at her*

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

AAAAAHH!!!!
*slings rotten tomatoes at Rynoah*

[Shy Hobbit]

During the council scene, Legolas just gets that really insane, possesed look on his face. (When Frodo puts the ring down) I can just see him lunging for it and running off with it..weird eh?

[Quirkette]

Merry and Pippin's love of cabbage is a puzzlement to me. If they had a chance, would they sit down and devour fistfuls of cabbage leaves? As if they were potato chips? I freakin' hate cabbage. I am not aware of any young men who would get excited about cabbages.

[dark_one]

How abour Uruk Hai tapdancing?

[Airehiriel]

What about Smeagol and Gollum kissing and making up?

[dragoneyes]

Not entirely sure how that would be possible though.

[Shy Hobbit]

When I first saw it, I thought Aragorn was going to kiss Frodo's hand when he let him go at Amon Hen smilies/eek.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Due to my watching too much Goldeneye and then watching FotR, I imagined Boromir saying, "For England" after killing the first advancing Uruk-Hai to protect Merry and Pippin. Likewise, when I watch Goldeneye I see Trevelyan saying, "For Gondor, James." I'm a really messed up person that way. smilies/evil.gif

[Nuinatariel]

On one of the movie blooper threads, someone said something about Gandalf eating the moth (when he's stuck on Orthanc), so now whenever I see that part I imagine him stuffing the moth into his mouth and eating it. I actually shouted "Eat it! Eat it!!" one time, which really freaked out my mom. smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

At Amon Hen, when Frodo's running backwards after Aragorn says "where is the ring?" I always imagine him falling on his butt.

Likewise, in the beginning when he jumps off gandalf's cartything and is turned around waving at him, i always imagine him crashing into a tree or tripping or something.

[Everdawn]

When Sam starts to sink into the water, Frodo keeps rowing and ignores Sam's cries as he's drowning..

[Silmarien]

on Amon Hen when Aragorn gets that "OH NO!" look whe Sting has gone blue, the second before I remember that I always think of him thinking "Frodo your fingernails look disgusting"

(And I have said this elsewhere but) just after Frodo's looked in Galadriels mirror and he falls back all of a sudden I think 'Don't let hunger pains hit you!

[dragoneyes]

I was just watching the trailer when I heard Eomer say :"What business has a man an elf and a dwarf?" it stopped there because my computer hadn't finished loading and I just suddenly thought of the three of them going "Why, we're selling candy-floss of course!" Don't ask me why candy-floss, that's just what popped into my head.

[elven maiden Earwen]

okay while watching FOTR when Frodo gets stabbed at Weathertop he screams and Sam come running over. Then Frodo goes o Sam. And im expecting him to say I lost the baby. i no perrvy but Frodo scream makes him sound like hes in labour or pregnant.

[Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess]

what if frodo was like totally posessed by the ring during FOTR and when he and sam hug in the boat...in stead of them hugging, sam leans in to hug frodo and frodo like slaps him and throws him out of the boat and does this little evil laugh as he rows away... i dont think it could or WOULD have happend..but i was bored... smilies/evil.gif

[elven maiden Earwen]

lol smilies/biggrin.gif if that happened it would be sooooo funny

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

On the movie cover for FOTR Frodo looks like he's going "Why is there a bunch of people behind me? And what the hell is a camera doing there? Is it taking pictures? I'm confused!"

[Malva Headstrong]

In FotR when Frodo throws away his sword and lies down I always expect Sam to say:"Lie you comfartable, Mr Frodo?" Or in the German version I understand Lurtz´s "Find the halflings!" (Findet die Halblinge) as "Distrain on the halflings!" (Pfändet die Halblinge). That makes sense! And when the company gets out of Moria and Aragorn calls "Frodo!" I thought he would go on like "That´s the wrong way!".

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

just after Frodo's looked in Galadriels mirror and he falls back all of a sudden I think 'Don't let hunger pains hit you!
Lol! I always think: "when will your laxative start working?" smilies/tongue.gif I have ninecompanions.net to thank for that smilies/redface.gif

[Meela]

Arwen and Aragorn: Bridge in Rivendell, Fotr.

Arwen: It is mine to give to whom i will, like my heart.

then instead of kissing him, she solemnly ho0lds up a tube of mascara and carefully starts applying it to aragorn.

[Meela]

or she solemnly holds a pistol to his head and fires.

or she turns round and walks off with Glorfindel, or Boromir (take your pick), who were hiding in the bushes all along.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Version 2 of yours: smilies/wink.gif (I don't mean to steal your idea)

Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will, like my heart...now wait, wait, wait. Whoever said I was giving it to you? I just wanted to ask you if it'd look good with my wedding dress. I'm marrying Glorfindel, you know, to make up for knocking him out and tying him to a tree while I went to rescue Frodo... *gets no further because Aragorn attempts to strangle her*
PJ: Cut! Cut! Medical officials! Viggo's gone crazy!

Yes, silly and dumb, I know. I just have too much time on my hands...*sigh*

[Oddwen]

I lol at you all! Did anyone see the movie "Stargate", where the yak thing slobbers all over the guys' face? That's the mental image I get when I see Brego kissing Aragorn. Also, when he falls, Legolas looks like he's either going to fall asleep, or break dance.
And then when Eomer does the "Saruman's spies" line, it looks like Leggys' going to throw a tantrum right then and there, the spoiled prince!
"Then it is a bad dream" priceless, that!

[Galadriel9]

ha ha, wow I'm never gonna watch the movies again without cracking up!!! Hee Hee...anyway, just thought I'd add my wierd mental image. In FotR, when all the little hobbit-kids are running behind Gandalf saying "fireworks Gandalf..." and then theres a shot of Gandalf's face which looks strangely sinister, I always think that he's gonna let off this massive firework and just blast all those little hobbit-kids with Dorset accents away...Awww...BANG! Sorry, I'm not REALLY horrible and evil, I'm just in a funny mood tonight smilies/tongue.gif

[Isilmëiel]

A boy in my English class was doing an oral report on TTT. He was talking about Sam and Gollum fighting each other, and I had this vivid mental picture of Sam grabbing Gollum by the neck and bashing his head with a mallet-like fist. I laughed out loud (just one Ha) and everyone stared at me.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

or she turns round and walks off with Glorfindel, or Boromir (take your pick), who were hiding in the bushes all along.

Boromir?! No! We cannot torture him so! smilies/wink.gif

The idea of Gandalf blowing away the hobbit-kids makes my sides hurt.

Anyway, here's another weird one I had:

(On Caradhras, Boromir picks up the Ring.)

Aragorn: "Boromir! Give the Ring to Frodo."

(Boromir looks mad, swings the Ring over his head and chucks it at Frodo.)

Boromir: "As you wish. I care not!"

(Frodo starts to cry.)

Aragorn: "Okay, Boromir, that's it. You're in time-out!"

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

In FotR, at the scene where Gandalf blows the smoke ship through Bilbo's smoke ring, I keep thinking that there'll be these little figures on it of Gandalf and Bilbo, waving....Don't ask. smilies/wink.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

In FotR when Frodo looks at Gandy and says "Gandalf" on the wagon, when G looks back at him, I always think his dentures are going to fall out.

[Oddwen]

Did you notice that in TTT about half of Gandy's lines are "harumph!" or some variant of the word?
TTT, at Helm's Deep, when it starts raining. That look on Theoden's face, hoo boy.
"And we get to fight...in the rain."
"Just as I thought things couldn't get more perfect."
Or he just starts beating his head on the parapet.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

You call him Gandy? Oooh... just kiddin smilies/wink.gif *looks around to make sure no objects are flying in her direction*
smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ March 21, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Heads up, Galadriel!

[Morai]

You know in the extended version, when Merry and Pippin are standing on a table and singing? Well this always pops in my head:
Suddenly the room gets dark, and a disco ball lowers from the ceiling. All these colored lights appeare out of nowhere. Then this hip hop/rap music starts playing.
Pippin: "Put ya hands in da air!"
Merry: "Come on, come let's raise da roof!"

I know, I'm strange....

[Airehiriel]

At least you have the power to admit your strange, Morai.

I'm still in denial.

[Mrs. Frodo Baggins]

Oh, man. I should have never found this thread.

I'm still cracking-up over the moth-eating and the candy floss.
Well, here goes.

All could think to myself when the orc was running to the wall with a torch in hand was" "It's the Olympic torch bearer!"

There's this particular scene in TTT when one of the Gondorian guards is holding Frodo ( I think it's right before the Nazgul shows up), and poor Frodo looks like he's going to barf all over Faramir.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_40.jpg

I think it's this one.
Well, good luck, and keep the silliness alive.

[Morai]

Woah, you're right! Poor Frodo, must have got food posioning from the connies, or maybe the lembas.... smilies/wink.gif

[Arvedui III]

Hehee, poor Frodo! I also thought that uruk-hai was going to light the olympic torch. I have another:
The second time I watched TTT when Legolas slides down on the shield and banks it into an uruk-hai, my friend yelled, well not really yelled, but said "Skateboard elf, skateboard elf!" and I got this scary picture of Legolas as a skateboard junnky.

[ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Arvedui III ]

[Everdawn]

I was watching Sex and the City last night, and you know how they all sit around at like, lunch talking... I had this mental flash of Galadriel, Arwen and Éowyn sitting around talking like thay do..

Ok its a bit far-fetched but think about it! it would be FUNNY!

[vanwafeniel]

Hullo dudes, i'm new to this thread.
hehe...i feel the same with Frodo barfing, he has alot of scenes like that, i thought he was going to barf all over Arwen on the banks of the Bruinen, he looked gross! smilies/eek.gif

The only thing i could think of...

in TTT when Legolas is taking the mick out of Gimli for being so short, Gimli jumps him and they have a really girly woos fight.... Involving nipple twisting, biting and slapping. For some reason Legolas loses. smilies/mad.gif

Please dont say it people...i know...its sad...ah well. smilies/frown.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Senseless Skwerl]

in the extended fotr, when merry and pippin are singing at the green dragon, i can't help but think that either one of them's about to fall off of the table, seemingly unconcious, then frodo starts laughing like there's no tomorrow, i don't know why.
then in ttt, when aragorn falls off the cliff, i always imagine everything going silent and then from below the cliff you hear, "it's all right folks! i'm okaaay!!!"
also, when gollum's going, "once their dead!" i ALWAYS picture him turning to sam and frodo, and going, "did you hear that!?? DIE ALREADY! i wants my PRECIOUSSSSS back!!" and then in the theatre, right after, "we could let her do it" and EVERYONE except for a select few are all super loudly, "who is 'her'!??" i always picture shelob coming up and going, "ME! I AM 'HER'!! NOW GO AWAY AND LEARN SOMETHING USEFUL!!!"
call me crazy! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[vanwafeniel]

Hehe..shelob..classic. Although the idea of a giant man/dwarf/elf/hobbit-eating spider talking to a cinema full of people is...frightful..nightmarish! smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
Everytime is see the bit in TTT where Gollum and Smeagol are arguing i think that they are going to beat each other/themselves up. It would liven it up a bit! smilies/biggrin.gif
I had a dream that Sam was chasing me with the brace of conies, i woke up sweating, apparentely i had been talking in my sleep,...."No!not the conies!please..no!..."etc
hmmm....sometimes i wonder about my insanity but wake up in a straight jacket.

[Duncariel]

On one of those odd threads somewhere out there there was this picture of Gollum in a pink tu-tu. When I saw that, I literally fell out of my chair.

Every time I see Legolas ride up for the first time in FotR, I envision him getting his foot caught in a stirrup and getting dragged to the steps before his horse stops. smilies/biggrin.gif
My favorite mentall picture.

[Finwe]

I think my favorite mental picture is in TTT when Aragorn tosses Gimli. Imagine, Aragorn picks him up, then tosses him a bit too far out so Gimli teeters on the edge and falls off. All the Uruk-Hai start laughing hysterically along with Aragorn, and the entire force of the Rohirrim. Then Aragorn realizes he's smack in the middle of a bunch of Uruk-Hai and starts killing them while they're clutching their sides and laughing.

It seemed funny when I thought of it.

[merry03]

In FotR, I always see when the Black riders get swept down the river, that the water rips off their cloaks and there are poodles standing on top of each other underneath. Call me strange...