Frodo: I'm flying, Sam! Sam! I'm flying!

or

Rolling with Ma Homies.

The thoughts of each of the Hobbits:

Pippin: Must...protect...vegetables!

Sam: I hope I don't land ON my pans...that would hurt.

Merry: I hope I don't stain my yellow vest...

Frodo: Aw, dang! I just can't do cartwheels like I used to!

*clomp* *clomp* *clomp* *THUD!*

PJ: "Cut!!!! Ok, the camera angles weren't right, let's do it again..."
Merry: "If we keep doing this I think I'm really gonna break something..."
Sam: "Try doing this over and over with pots and pans on your back, Dom!"
Frodo: "Ummm, Peter.... I, uh, lost the ring..."
Pippin: "Fool of a Baggins!!!!! There, how do you like it!"

Hobbits: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Oh no! We forgot the bungee cords!"

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OK, new picture time http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/wink.gif

It isn't precisely LotR related, but... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

http://sg.entertainment.lycosasia.com/art_img/6597.jpg

Peter: "Haha! Look, Sean, my thumb is way fatter than yours!"
Sean: "Whatever, just smile for the camera, Pete."

OMG...*dies laughing* And I enjoyed the 'And no one noticed when Gimli was abducted by aliens' bit..hehehe [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

For the hobbits pic:

Frodo: THIS is what happens when you forget to open the parachutes.

For the PJ & SA pic:

What the general public doesn't realize is that Dom is behind Peter giving him a wedgie at this very moment. Sean Astin is actually giving the thumbs up to him & PJ thought it was for the movie. Poor PJ.

Sean--this is your brain.
PJ--this is your brain on pipe-weed.

lol, proof that PJ really is a hobbit.

Well, seeing as it's Halloween I think it's time for something scary:

http://wokkie.com/englanders/april2001/orc1.jpg

Little do Merry and Pippin know, one orc has survived the attack of Éomer and co.
Orc: Hm, now that Treebeard fellow would make a nice armoir. . .

[ October 31, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

ok this one is for the hobbits falling one: Emp's newe groove:

"oo!-ahh-back-double-drooler-ahh-ouch!

I has one: "what you lookin' at?"

Orc picture:

(Balding orc looks up inquisitively)

Suave-sounding announcer: Orcs! Is grey hair sneaking up on you?...

(anyone who has seen one of those corny Rogaine/Just For Men Gel ads might find this mildly amusing... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )

[ October 31, 2002: Message edited by: Melichus ]

"One two, one two...one two"

He looks like a death rock musiscian, like Cradle of Filth or smth...

Just ignore me [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

There hasnt been a reply for ages, so here goes:

http://www.iespana.es/esencia/esenci.../Galadriel.jpg

Hmm, do I smell burning?

That wasnt funny......... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

"I should never've let my husband do the cooking!"

or

"Smoooooke on the water"

[ November 01, 2002: Message edited by: Maddox ]

Hmmm...I didnt realise that flames could actually come out of the mirror...ah well, flamegrilled hobbit tonight!

Theres a wasp in front of my nose. I am not too comfortable about that

Here's one for the Orc pic:

It all started with a tiny little rash from his make-up, but then grew to be a full blow skin condition, which then caused all his hair to fall out. This resulted in a very grumpy John Rhys-Davies, and the other members of the Fellowship learned to steer clear of him and his axe.

Galadriel:

"Naughty Hobbit! I told you not to touch the water! I told you, "Don't come running to me if you burn yourself"...now go wash up or it's no supper for you!"

Galadriel: *sniff* The Mirror never was good for much anyways...

*some elvish*The world is changed.
*some elvish*I feel it in the water.
*some elvish*I feel it in the earth.
*some elvish*I smell it in the air...hmm...is that hot dogs?

[img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I tried. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

LePetitChoux- that was cute! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Well thank you http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

More TTT goodness! New pic!
http://www.psy-strike.com/pippinorc.jpg

Orcs R Us, for all of your travel needs.

Yeehaw, hi ho Silver!

Ya know what, orcy? I'm really glad we met that day back in the Emyn Muil... Hey - what's that smell...
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Pippin: Mommy, what spiky clothes you have!
OR
Pippin: MY teddy bear!

Pippin: I love you!
Orc: Someone kill me please. . .
*Éomer jumps out and shoots him*
Orc: (last dying words) I. . . didn't. . . mean. . . it. . . literally. . .

Pippin: Oh, how I love piggy-back rides! Merry, how are you doing over there?
Merry: Yee-ha! Ride horsey! Ride!

After a few more posts, can I put up the next picture? Pleeeease?

Pippin: (husky voice, heavy breathing) I...I've...never felt...this way before...about anyone.

Orc: Shut up and kiss me, you fool!

Pippin: Why grandmother! What large teeth you have...!!!

orc: *muttering* jeez, join up to the dark army they said, its a real job for a man they said, no carting around hobbits in that job they said...well, ok but they could have said that...

Orc: Whatever you do, don't look down.
Pippin: Too late........

Another TTT pic!
http://film.msn.dk/pub/images/docs/I...ttt-18-360.jpg

Grima - How dare you disturb Master's nappytime!
Theoden - You woke me up for this?