Fortunetaly for the Frenchman(unfortunetaly for Frodo), Frenchmen have very thick skulls.

Unfortunately the Ring hopped into the Dauphin's container of tennis balls that he gave to Henry V.

Fortunately Henry V. didn't like toads, so he threw the Ring out into the royal pond.

Unfortunately, there was a watcher in the water.

Fortunately, the watcher was too busy with drinking his afternoon tea and didn't notice the ring.

Unfortunately the frenchman noticed the ring again and went ot the castle aaaaaahhhhhhhh

Fortunately, he had not picked up the ring and Frodo had!

Unfortunately Gollum attacked Frodo from behind and stole the Ring from him (Uhoh).

Fortunately Gollum couldn't escape because Henry V had besieged the castle.

Unfortunately, Gollum was in a differnt castle.

Fortunately, Gollum was in the Queen of Heart's castle and she was screaming, 'Off with his head!'

Unfortunately, She realised she was in the wrong story, apologised to Gollum and left.

Fortunately that was after she said 'Off with his head" so the ring rolled away from Gollum's dismembered body into Scene 24

Unfortunately Gollum's body was reanimated by Sauron trying to use Gollum to get back the Ring, so Gollum (Minus the head) went after the Ring into Scene 24.

Fortunately, Gollum had no head so he ended up in Bram Strokers Dracula

Unfortunately for Gollum, Dracula was hungry.......... *Cue music from JAWS*

Fortunately, Gollum was far from a beautiful young damsel in distress and the Count had to pass up. With no effort really...


~Ka

Unfortunately Master Fer, (A cowardly French soldier.) found the Ring and put it on.

Fortunately, it was elusively stolen from him by no other than: The Scarlet Pimpernel!!!

~ Ha, ha Ka

Unfortunately Gollum couldn't find Dr. Frankenstein in order to reattach his head.

Fortunately, the Pimpernel had no idea of what the ring was or what it could do and sold it to Frodo at a cheap price and he hopped off into the distance.

Unfortunately the English captured the Pimpernel during the battle of Agincourt and Henry V gave the order to kill the prisoners.

Fortunately, Frodo already had the ring and was on his way to Mount Doom... AGAIN!

Unfortunatley Frodo was in the wrong direction because Mt.Doom has turned into a 60's diner

Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien REALLY did not like the way the story was turning out, got up, yelled "ENOUGH! I QUIT!" and threw the as-yet unfinished manuscript of the story into the trash can after tearing it into a billion pieces.

Unfortunatley, GIl-Galad became the new star of this new plot combing the streets with his sidekick Danish(who will be played by Nimrodel_9) and looking for the evil Blue Lazer, whos leader is the ....well wouldn't this be Fortunately? i mean its Gil-Galad in all his glory! i know that the next person is going to put something like 'Fortunately that plot was also thrown out' live the dream! and keep your stick on the ice

Fortunately, while Gil-Galad was talking about how great he was, a runaway freight train ran him over, thus ending something that would likely have become a complete disaster.

Unfortunately there are no freight trains in Middle Earth.

Fortunately one day, Christopher Tolkien found all the torn up bits of manuscript from his father, pieced it all together with a lot of tape, and continued with the story.

Unfortunately an Orc spotted Frodo.

Fortunately, the Orc had no legs.

Unfortunately, he had a rocket-propelled wheelchair.

Fortunately, the Orc had the setting too high and he ended up on the moon.

Unfortunately there were loads more where that Orc came from.

Fortunately, Frodo had a grenade launcher.

Unfortunately he didn't know how to use it and blew his legs off

Fortunately, Sam is there to carry Frodo around on his back. How does he do it? (maybe Jose Conseco knows).

Unfortunately the Orcs called in a Nazgul.

Fortunately the Nazgul were otherwise occupied and while the orcs were complaining about this Frodo and Sam managed to escape.

Unfortunately, The Witch King settled the complaints by burning all the Orcs!