He held a grudge because they were in a beauty contest for blondes when Eomer was young and he lost only to Galadriel's pale blonde locks.

...:::Who was Galadriel's favorite grandchild?:::...

She hated everyone but herself
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Where did Galadriel live?

In Minas Morgul.

How are hobbits related to men?

By my husband's brother's aunt's cousin's grandfather twice removed!
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Why haven't there been any dragons in the Shire for at least a thousand years?

hobbits consider dragon to b a delicacy...

y did the elves leave middle earth?

They were kicked out. Something to do with illegal orc-slaying.
..::How are clouds significant in the story?::..

Pippin always gets his head stuck in them. That Took [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Why does Aragorn blow out all of the candles when he pulls Frodo into a room in Bree? {Movie}

He has that disease where any light brighter than a candle or two gives him blisters and causes him to suffocate (forgot what that condition is called though..)


Why was Legolas taller than Eomer?


(I like this thread because I don't have to worry about getting something right!)


Aylwen

[ October 05, 2002: Message edited by: Aylwen Dreamsong ]

Because he wore 3 foot high platform shoes. (Me no fashion expert. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )

How were the Ainur created?

They were made from Play-Dough.
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What is Gandalf's favorite day in the year and why?

The Thirteenth of October, because it was his calico cat's birthday. Gandalf really loved that old cat.

Who was the first Rider of Rohan to die of Suffocation??

hama...he choked on ham
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how do orcs use their fins?

They used them to tunnel through the sand like Mario.

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What significance do penguins hold for the wights residing in the Barrow Downs?

The wights of The Barrow Downs have a particular infatuation with Penguin Suits, which are worn whenever they visit Tom Bombadil's place [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

What is the name of Goldberry's mother?

[ October 06, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ]

Betty Crocker (no, really!)

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What is Eru's part in the scheme of things?

Eru was Sauron's right hand man, god, thingy.

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Why did the ring slip from Gollum?

coz gollum told the ring that he though gold was tacky.
..::why didnt the ringwraiths like water?::..

They never learned how to swim.
..::What was Barad-Dur used for?::..

The practice place for a new band "Nazgul Number Nine"


What was Aragorn's sisters name?

Arwen. {Shhh!! You didn't know? It was. Really!} [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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..::*Why did Gollum change his name after he found the ring?*::..

well, it was a wedding ring, so he took the name of the person he married. he is know known as gollum nahasapasapemapetelon.
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what terrible affiction did bombadil suffer from

He was unable to speak clearly and had to put "diddly" on the end of everything.

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Who is Opus the Penguin?

Sauron's illegitamet son
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With all this ring making, what was Sauron's jewelry store name?

all 4 frodo &co.

who did arwen really love?

Who did Arwen really love?? Don't tell, but Tom Bombadil has a stalker!!


Who is Sauron's mom??

*no answer*

I have to say MerryPippinFrodoSam, that was very clever! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Sauron's mum was....(drum roll please)...The local ice cream lady!

What are the names of the Istari?

Anonymous
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How did Sam get the ring?

He stole it from Frodo.
..::What does the acronym G.D.J.V.S. mean, and how does it apply to the quest?::..

Goodwill Discounters of Jovamania and Vvadenfell sectors. it's there sauron bought the ring for his girlfriend.
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why was king theodens third eye poked out and eaten by birds?

Third eyes were like, SO 1983! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] So to get rid of it he popped it out and fed it to the nearest available bird!

Galadriel has had quite a few name changes...Artanis, Nerwen, Alatariel.
So what is her latest name?

Elven-Chick-Who-Was-Really-Nice-To-The-Fellowship-And-Gave-Them-All-Gifts [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Why didn't Gandalf meet the four hobbits at the Prancing Pony?

[ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

He was stoned in his room, watching pink elephants fly around the rafters.

What is Minas Morgul?

It's a shop for people with five legs, just outside Bree.
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What was gollum's favourite object?

[ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: Aramacil ]

the Sun

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Who was Tom Bombadil?

Frodo's uncle's step-brother's cousin's next-door-neigbor's former roomate's brother's dog-walker's friend that happened to meet Frodo while grocery shopping. (If that made any sense to anyone besides me, you deserve an award.)
..::Why did Sam have so many children?::..

They weren't really his...Rosie slept around a lot.

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Who was Aragorn's father?

Perfectly sensible, Nevfeniel [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]


Well, no one knows who Aragorn's father is, but his mother is Rosie Cotton-Gamgee [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

edit: Oops, forgot the question

Why did Feanor really want the Silmarils back from Morgoth?

[ October 10, 2002: Message edited by: Childlike Empress ]

Because his 70s disco outfit wasn't complete without them.

Why did Thorin want to kill Smaug?

Because Smaug was a dreadful Bridge partner.

Why was Númenor destroyed?