two a.m., woohoo!
 

Aragorn: Inconcievable!

Or...

Boromir: I'm not happy.
Aragorn: Why? I gave you my favorite purple pajamas! I bandaged your hand after removing your hangnail! I gave you a pedicure! What more do you want?
Boromir: I want a lollypop.
Aragorn: Oh, for crying out loud...

Or...

Aragorn: Oh my...is that a flea?

Or...

The competition to see who was the Manliest Man grew testy. Aragorn felt that his leather jerkin was the manlier of the two outfits, yet Aragorn himself envied his opponent's silks & satins and secretly plotted to sail to Númenor and take Vairë the Weaver hostage. Boromir, however, secretly desired the Ranger's leathers, as he percieved it to be the hide of a wild Kine, and would match wonderfully with the Horn of Gondor, which by the way was very manly as Aragorn could not play an instrument.





I'm sorry...it's late...:o

There must have been some mix-up.
 

Sean: See? I make a better king.

Viggo: Of what? Mummified hands?

Boromir: Does this make me look fat?

VIGGO, desperately holding on, "Come on Sean, let me have some toilet
roll".
SEAN, "No go find your own".

Boromir: You know, Aragorn, it was really mean of you to break my arm just because my pijamas are prettier than yours...
Aragorn: I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to go so far...I was just so mad. There, let's just rest a bit...

Aragorn: I hate this fence-sitting. Don't you?

Boromir: You get used to it. Just keep smiling.

Aragorn: Boromir...I'm sorry I broke your hand...but me and Legolas agree you deserve it WHY in the world would you wear those pajamas!

At the Council of Elrond ...
 

Aragorn (singing):

Well I saw the thing comin' out of Gondor
It had a fine strong horn and a fine square jaw.
I sat beside it and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple Ring stealer to me.

It was a square-jawed, one-horned, dyin' purple Ring stealer.
(square-jawed, one-horned, dyin' purple Ring stealer)
A square-jawed, one-horned, dyin' purple Ring stealer
Sure looks strange to me.

Bean: After a really good meal, there’s nothing like a good cigar. I always smoke "Mac Beth" because it...

Viggo (To Peter Jackson) : Is Sean alright? Only, he seems to be talking to the wall.

Bean: Obviously I am the star of LOTR, I mean look at me.

Viggo: But you died in the first movie.

Bean: :mutters: Back off, this is my chance for fame.

Aragorn: If he tries to hold my hand again, I'll break that one too.

Aragorn thinks: Ooohh, a grey. And to think, I'm the 87 year old!


TB12: Dynasty

A: "I really don't think that purple satin with chain mail is a good look, Boromir"
B: " ...And this from someone who makes swampy look like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen..."



At a Lorien club, Aragorn was not convinced by Boromir's bragging about being a babe-magnet:

B: "You may be the king of Gondor, but I am the disco king..watch and learn"

A : "No, Boromir, trust me, I know about elf girls... if you offer to show her the Horn of Gondor, it won't just be your hand that needs a bandage.....

Viggo: No wonder you ended up in casualty, going to watch Sheffield United dressed like that.

Aragorn: 'You had to go playing around with the shards of Narsil didn't you! Those things haven't been cleaned in years - I knew that cut would get infected. Stay here & I'll go fetch the Athelas.'

Aragorn: "You idiot. I knew I shouldn't have fallen for that fake-arrow trick. If I had known that whole death scene was put on I'd have given you worse than that orc scratch. I don't know why Legolas bandaged it for you. I don't like you at all."

The Fellowship Confessionals continue...
 

Boromir: after we got out of Moria, everyone was bumbed cause good ol' Gandy fell... so i thought i might as well cheer them up with my nice purple shirt, it so beats saruman's pink cloak...well i like to think that...

~later~

Aragorn: when Boromir walked into the eating area with his purple shirt on, we so thought that hes the next to die...and we thought that this was over after the whole Gandalf/Short-Shorts incident...

Borrums borrows Saruman's jammies. :D

After going to the Barrowdowns and seeing how everyone raves about his purple PJs, Boromir decides to wear them all the time. Meanwhile, Aragorn seriously wonders if Boromir has any brain at all. :D

Aragorn: "Gondor has no King. Gondor needs no King, eh. What's with the purple robe my friend?"

Boromir: "It's my Disco King outfit!"

Aragorn: "Ok... What happened to your hand?"

Boromir: "Gimli mocked my outfit and when I tried to hit him he ducked, stupid dwarf, and I broke my hand on his helmet!"

Boromir talking to a bunch of kids sitting around in awe

Boromir:...and then i took my horn and started using it to call the armies of Gondor to come to my aid

Aragorn muttering: which were miles away... :rolleyes:

Boromir, who are you looking at? And furthermore, who are you posing for?

Boromir: I see trees of Green... red roses too... I see them bloom... For me and you... and I think to myself... What a wonderful World!

Aragorn daydreams about any ironic, or just amusing ways in which he could shut Boromir up. So in the end he got a small stone giant to do it for him.

There were some stony faces in Rivendell as Aragorn and Boromir realised they'd been set up for a makeover with Trinny and Susannah of the BBC's What Not To Wear.

Aragorn: *sighs* [thinks] Arwen used to have pyjamas that colour...

or

Boromir: Pssst... Aragorn... Don't look now, but that mirror over there is bewitched... We're all swashed in one direction...

Boromir: New Pic, perhaps.

http://www.daereth.diallink.net/movies/faramir.jpg

Faramir To Denathor: Say you want me dead one more time! I dare you! I double dare you! Say it ONE MORE TIME!

A special biscuit to any who can name the film that’s from.

Aragorn/Boromir pic;
Boromir; NO! Gollum! Gollum bites Frodo's finger! Honestly!
Aragorn; Ok..ok.. I reallly got it this time.

Faramir pic;
(Lurtz shoots Boromir for the second time)
Lurtz; Yeah, that's probably good...
Faramir; Stealing Daddy's love...Thinks he's so great... show him...rachin'frachin' mumble mumble mumble

Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow...

Boredom durring the siege of Minis Tirith:

Larry Bird: "Alright boys, off the tower of Ecthelion, through Mirkwood, over the Lonely Mountain, between Celeborn's legs, through Shelob's lair, and into the great eye."

Faramir: "Winner gets Eowyn!"

Micheal Jordan: "Your on!"


TB12: Dynasty

To the sound of the Steward Faramir Overture ...
 

Faramir: Hold still, Elboron! How am I supposed to hit the apple if you keep fidgeting around like that?

Aragorn finally reciprocated Eowyn's feelings for him, but it soon became obvious that he should have picked a time other than her wedding to Faramir to do so.

The red mist descends upon Faramir after a visit to the new Minas Tirith hairdressing salon: "You will pay with your life for giving me this mullet!"

Wenham: "So Bloom was after my role was he? Well two can play at that game..."

....continued:
"You will be a healer, you say? Well heal THIS!" Faramir said to his wife, pointing the arrow at the unfortunate Aragorn.

Faramir finds himself hard pressed wether to kill Arwen as Eowyn commanded, or let Arwen steal Aragorn's love and make Eowyn hate him....

'Right Monaghan, that's the last time you call me Daisy...'

At the Gondor awayday (again):

The delegates were getting restless during Denethor's really boring presentation and the elastic band flicking session descended to a dangerous level...

Boromir and Aragorn Pic

Aragorn is unfazed at Boromir's subtle attempt to irritate him by wearing the colour of Royalty.

Faramir Pic
In a fit of childishness so typical to his bookwormish nature, Faramir plays at being Robin Hood.