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The Only Real Estel 02-25-2005 03:23 PM

Aragorn/Boromir Pic
Denethor (to Boromir): "Oh my, I do hope you're all right, those splinters can be nasty things. What a whopper! At least a foot long I should think. Was probably Faramir's fault. We'd better put some more bandages on it. If you die I'll never forgive my second born."

Aragorn: "He really doesn't like him, does he?"

Denethor: "Come Boromir, lets get those bandages, and have that scruffy scoundrel thrown out, I don't like the looks of him." :p

wilwarin538 02-25-2005 03:28 PM

Faramir: So Legolas, you think your good with a bow? Well just watch this.
* shoots and hits a piece of wood about a foot from where he should of * That's not fair. I wasn't ready. ONE more time.

The Only Real Estel 02-25-2005 03:34 PM

Faramir soon tired of the anonymous gangrel creature that always stole his nightly meal of fish right out from under his nose. Though strangely the chips were always left behind...

TomBrady12 02-25-2005 04:54 PM

Faramir's initial reaction upon seeing Pippin wearing his old tower guard costume.

"My Daddy MADE THAT FOR ME!!!!!!!"


TB12: Dynasty

Nimrodel_9 02-25-2005 08:44 PM

Faramir is easily distracted.

Foul scum of Mordor! Quiver under my gaze! Prepare to-- Hey! There`s a cute little bug on my string!

The Elf-warrior 02-25-2005 08:53 PM

Faramir teaches his soldiers Archery 101.

Fingolfin II 02-25-2005 09:26 PM

Faramir finds out that Eowyn wasn't over Aragorn after all.

Gil-Galad 02-25-2005 10:16 PM

Faramir:aha! twisted orc! no one expects the Gondorish Inquisiton! our cheif weapon is fear, surprise...our 2 cheif weapons are fear, surprise and devotion to the pope...three! three cheif weapons in my totally blundaring in which i have state,how do you plea!

Lhunardawen 02-26-2005 03:14 AM

Aww...how touching...
 
Faramir avenges his brother's broken hand.

luthien-elvenprincess 02-26-2005 01:41 PM

Faramir contemplates, "I wonder if the symbolism of releasing a 21-flaming arrow salute at Dad's funeral will be well received by the Gondorian gentry?"

Lalwendė 02-27-2005 10:37 AM

Faramir spots a Barrow-Downer and decides to take his revenge: "I'm sick to death of you all taking the mick out of me on Crazy Captions! See how you like this!"

Estelyn Telcontar 02-27-2005 12:34 PM

Faramir meets Peter Jackson. "So you thought you were improving the movie by changing my character?!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim 02-27-2005 02:20 PM

Boromir just didn't get it; Faramir really hated rap music.

Nimrodel_9 02-27-2005 04:09 PM

He's been caught.
 
Faramir: Where does Legolas get his lemon scented arrows? Maybe I should ask him. No, then he would--Legolas! I, uh, didn't see you there! Steal your arrow? No, no, not me!............

Lalwendė 02-27-2005 04:17 PM

Faramir tries out his latest purchase from The Shopping Channel, a Bullworker. Two weeks later it will be dumped in the broom cupboard along with his Tamagotchi, that foot spa (which seemed such a good buy at the time) and his Rubik's Cube.

Nimrodel_9 02-28-2005 07:16 PM

Faramir goes coney hunting....alone.
 
Blast! There goes my elbow! Stuck again! Is anyone there? Boromir! Boromir?!...... Daddeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Oddwen 02-28-2005 08:37 PM

Faramir: Dad, can I ask you a question?

Denethor: Shoot.

Faramir: Well, okay...

The Only Real Estel 02-28-2005 09:03 PM

Carl readied his silver arrows as the werewolf attacked Van Helsing.

Nilpaurion Felagund 02-28-2005 11:26 PM

A history lesson gone wrong.
 
Faramir was a little to eager to show Frodo what he thought Isildur's Bane was.

Frodo happened to be casted as Isildur.

Witch_Queen 03-01-2005 10:49 AM

Faramir Pic.

Faramir and Denathor spending some father and son time together.

Faramir: Come on Father how am I suppose to get this arrow into that apple on your head if you don't stop moving.

Denathor: But I'm afraid you may miss.

Faramir: Come on don't you trust me?

Denathor: Thats the thing I don't trust you.

Maeggaladiel 03-01-2005 11:12 AM

As the scream of yet another fallen Gondorian echoes through city, Faramir realizes that he really, really needs contact lenses.

Hookbill the Goomba 03-01-2005 11:40 AM

Faramir: I'll shoot you if you don't post a new pic!

http://www.overhillandunderhill.com/...et-gimli_1.jpg

Alien abduction was around, even in Middle Earth.

Meela 03-01-2005 12:00 PM

Gimli competently proves that there is no such thing as a 'place where the sun doesn't shine'.

Boromir88 03-01-2005 12:10 PM

Gimli: Come on Saruman, come here, try to break the light, I dare you.

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-01-2005 12:40 PM

The unfavorable reaction of Dwarves on being told to clean their rooms is brought to light.

Witch_Queen 03-01-2005 12:57 PM

Follow the light Gimli.. Follow the light!

Despite the voices in his head Gimli turns away from the light.

Lalwendė 03-01-2005 01:10 PM

Peter Jackson's Terminator 4 : Rise of the Gonnhirrim.

The T3 and a half awakens and says: "I need your boots, your axe and some of that pipeweed stuff might be nice".

Formendacil 03-01-2005 01:19 PM

Gimli: "Orks can't bear the sunlight, right? Then we are safe until nightfall...."

Atarah 03-01-2005 01:48 PM

Gimli hoped that no one noticed him "bottom burp" into a nearby flame...

Maeggaladiel 03-01-2005 02:15 PM

The cave troll aligns the sights on his troll-sized sniper rifle. That dwarf never saw it comin'.

Fordim Hedgethistle 03-01-2005 03:21 PM

Gimli: All right! Who ordered the roast pork?

The Elf-warrior 03-01-2005 03:24 PM

Gimli tries to decide which axe to use.

Hookbill the Goomba 03-01-2005 03:35 PM

Boromir's disco was REALY getting on Gimli's nerves. Finally he decided to take matters into his own hands. :p

Lalwendė 03-01-2005 03:57 PM

The morning after the night before, Gimli surveys the damage wrought by his hotel room trashing spree.

davem 03-01-2005 04:01 PM

'For the last time you guys. I DID NOT HAVE AN ANAL PROBE!'

TomBrady12 03-01-2005 06:07 PM

Gimli could scarcely contain the lust that shot through him the moment he laid eyes on that beautiful cave troll. Roaring fires and malt beer would never compare to the fires roaring in her eyes, and the supple curve of her hips...

Gandalf: *(sighs)* "Perhaps it's time I conjure him up a girlfriend...."


TB12

The Saucepan Man 03-01-2005 06:58 PM

Gimli: Hey Indie, now we are in the Well of Souls, let's find the Ark.

Legolas: The Dwarf has finally cracked ...!

Gil-Galad 03-01-2005 07:04 PM

Gimli: Bloody orcs... this was our famous Dwarvish Singing theatare! home to our most favourite one! "The bearded lady solves the mystery of the Balrog-wing conundrom"

luthien-elvenprincess 03-02-2005 07:15 AM

Gimli is fiercely determined that it is his turn on the tanning bed!

Rimbaud 03-02-2005 07:25 AM

Gimli's sheer incompetence at the Find the Large White Box game really got to his friends in the end.


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