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Rosie was not impressed when Sam showed her the light of his life.
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new pic maybe?
http://point.worldtel.net.pk/wallpap...One%20Ring.jpg
I travelled more then 1000 miles, left without a clue, endangered so many of my close friends, also got my head cut off five times and all i get is this lousy ring... |
Heavy drinking with the guys the previous night caused Elijah to have rather red-rimmed eyes and a dazed sort of look that morning... but, running short on time, PJ decided to go ahead with the photo shoot anyway.
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Publisher's delibrately forgotten note...
Due to the unfortunate accident of gollum removing Frodo's finger, and that volunteers to hold the one ring was an unlikely factor, an innocent and unsuspecting infants' hand was used in its place...
~ Pensive Ka |
Sam may have had Galadriel's phial to light the way, but who needs that when the ring seems to emanate its own light? :confused:
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Sore throat? Blocked up nose? Piercing pain in the left shoulder? Then you need the soothing lozenge of doom. It's the one soothing lozenge to rule them all! ~ Frodo Baggins, Bag End. Another great remedy from Sauron Pharmaceuticals Inc. |
Frodo: Looking back on it, it woulda been a lot cooler if that actually was my hand. Those crazy stunt doubles...
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Frodo: Yum! Butterscotch!
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Frodo: They curled my hair, put me in these clothes, covered my face in makeup...I mean really, look at this lipstick. They made me about two feet tall. And now a ring? THIS IS A THREAT TO MY MASCULINITY!!!
Legolas: What masculinity? Frodo: ...*cries* |
"Pippin, will you marry me?"
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With apologies to Mr C Dickens...
Frodo to Sauron: "Please sir? Can I have some more?" |
this message brought to you by Ringbearers Inc.
Find a Ring and pick it up, and all your life you'll have bad luck.
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The temptation . . .
Frodo: Can I put it on now?
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What you don't realize is that:
1. Elijah is asleep in this photo. They had to prop his eyes open. 2. That is not Elijah's hand holding the ring. 3. The reflection of Elijah's nose provides enough light to read by. :eek: |
The Sam pic...
"O Eru! Bless this thy holy hand grenade, that I mayest blow mine enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
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The corruption of the Ring knows no bounds.
The Adams Family sends in Thing to steal the Ring from under Frodo's nose.
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mmmmm
The one and only Cheerios. :D
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Quote:
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After stealing Elrond's eyebrows, Frodo tries to reconcile by offering him the one Ring.
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Quote:
:D ~ Little unknown today Ka |
[Some of you may have read this off my Msn, some of you maybe not, but this is for comical purposes only!]
Dear Diary: Frodo gave me the ring and actually put it on my finger, am i gay? |
After losing over a foot in height, Michael Jackson finally admitted certain changes had been made.
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After some hours of searching Frodo finally finds the missing curtain ring under the sofa, but then remembers he has lent his step ladder to Sam to trim the eaves & so will have to wait to fix the drapes...
Thinks: 'Why am I so short? I am not made for perilous DIY tasks...'. Thinks again: 'Wait a minute! There aren't any eaves at Bag End.... |
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Frodo pic:
Frodo holds the smallest mini donut ever to be made. Frodo: Must....resist..... cinnamon... goodness! Merry pic: Merry: Ha! That's M for Merry. (Watched Zorro one too many times) |
"What time is it?" Merry wonders, looking down at his watch in mid-fight.
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"What are you doing? I'm far too cute to attack! Look at me hop around in my little golden vest. Aren't I adorable?"
*clang!* "Oh, darn, that didn't work." |
Merry: For the last time! I did not take the last Jaffa cake!
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During golf lessons, Merry turns just in time to fend off another of Boromir's practice swings...obviously, Boromir just isn't quite catching the concept of golf versus sword fighting.
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Frodo pic:
Frodo: You can't resist...the power...of the DARK SIDE! Mwahahahahaha!!! *cough cough* Well don't make me do a stupid face then! |
If you watched the special Feats. of RotK, you should know this
Merry: Aaagh, PJ's hand is out of control! i can't hold it any longer!
and this: Aragorn: Legolas! give me my sword, i must help Merry! Legolas: must...oggle...reflection! |
Elijah's had one too many of Dom's mischiefs:
Let's see how you tig on a tag NOW, Monaghan!
Um, yeah, I know, lame and old. :D |
Merry is attacked by a rampaging cameraman. Full coverage at 11.
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Merry gets into a vicious fight over who gets the chocalate brownies.
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Merry: How come you always get to be Darth Vader? It's not fair, I wanna be Vader!!! :(
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One afternoon at the Buckland knitting circle, a disagreement over the merits of 3 ply Warg wool suddenly blows up out of all proportion.
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What?!
Merry: No, Faramir! You can't get to Éowyn through me! *parry*
Faramir: How about a sack of Longbottom? Merry (drops sword, kneels before Faramir): I am your faithful servant. |
While defending himself, Merry sudddenly goes into cardiac arrest, only using two classes of CPR to pitfully save himself...
:p ~ Medical Ka |
Boromir: Merry, we'd better get a new picture soon!
http://www.tuckborough.net/images/kingofthedead.jpg King of the Dead: So, yeah, this new Diet is really working. |
King of the Dead: Does my coccyx look big in this?
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