Saruman: All right! All together now!
You put you're left leg in,
You're left leg out!
In, out, in, out and shake it all about...

Grima: This is not going to work. I think we need a new picture...

http://membres.lycos.fr/nakorourou/h...heoden%20l.jpg

Theoden: Urgh! I knew that last cheese cake was a bad Idea.

Saruman: Look Grima, my vast army! Do you know how long it took me to paint all of them?
Grima: Yes, my Lord... *holds head in hand, remembering the many months of little orc models being thrown at him in rage*

It was just during the worst of times that Theoden accidently swallows a fly...

(That's happened to me before, not fun)

Theoden tried to keep it secret that he gets horse-sick, but he couldn't on this time.

Too late does Theoden realise that someone had put a side-saddle on Snowmane...

Theoden reels in surprise as a very small man punches Snowmane in the eye.

Snowmane: Now maybe if I move just a little to my right he'll finally fall off...

Theoden is still recovering from getting closelined by a spear he had missed hitting.

Theoden: All right men! To the closest McDonald's!
Snowmane: Again?! Careful Tubby! Don't want to over-eat yourself! They don't pay me enough to do this job...

or

Theoden (and Snowmane) see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. :rolleyes: :p

Nim, I thought Theoden was more of a KFC man...

Theoden: And after I stole Legolas' shampoo, I felt strangely ill... but my hair looks so much better.

Men: *cough!* *Cough!*

Theoden found himself threatened by several spears when he suggested playing some ABBA.

Theoden's thoughts: Oh, Eru, I hope I don't turn the sword the wrong way and cut somebody's spear in half....

Theoden: aww screw this..run away!!!

Just when Theoden was getting over the whole 'over the hill' experience and successfully settling into the latter half of life... Arthritis strikes another hapless victim!


~ yet, yet and again medical Ka

Mustache guy: "Theoden, if you don't get on with the charge ah'll plug ye with mah six-gun!"

Theoden: Haaammmm!!!! ;)

"Haddock's Eyes", or "A Sitting on a Gate"
 

Alice watched helplessly as the white knight toppled off his horse (again), this time nearly impaling himself on a host of inconveniently placed spearmen.

Snowmane thinking: "huh...arise Riders of Theoden... fire and slaughter...a sword-day and all that stuff...well, I say, 'oats in, oats out', so, I'm gonna go over by that tree there and relieve myself of a fell deed before the sun rises on this red day!)

Theoden prepares for a fight as the stampede for the Portaloo becomes frenzied.

Theoden now knew its not going to be easy getting the last Donut...

Bernard Hill wishing he had been to more riding lessons




I CAN DO THAT GISSA JOB.

In thick Yorkshire accent...
 

"By 'eck Snowmane, you're going to take us in t' bloody spears if ye swerve that way!"

Theoden contemplates a career change. :D

Oi, I've missed a bit...
 

The Saruman/Grima pic...

Saruman: Someday lad, this'll all be yours.
Grima: The curtains?

The Theoden pic...

Ride now to ruin, and the worlds'.........hey Grimbeornold, you've got mustard on your breastplate...

(Would that be the Mustard of the Rohirrim? :p )
Or...

To his consternation, Theoden King's mind decided at that moment to conjure up an image of fluffy bunnies in tutus frolicking around Gimli in a bikini.


~A strangely giggling Oddwen

At the Annual Edoras Rodeo Theoden comes first in the Bronco riding, yet still frets about his prospects in the warg roping section...

(Thinks: 'Sic transit gloria mundi'.....)

Theoden is disturbed to find out this is the leader of Gondor...

http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/rotk/img/rotk0734.jpg
Denethor tipped back a little too many the previous night.

The picture is not showing up... Boromir, you nassty bandwidth thief! ;)

Catch up!
 

Théoden pic

Théoden: Yet though you fight upon an alien field--wait: we're fighting with aliens?


Denethor pic

Denethor: Lurtzin Powers killed Mini-Me! Woe is me!

(Vy ze vay, here's the pic, Encai.)

It must be great to be Denathor's age... even Climbing the stairs can be an adventure!

Denathor: Must rest now! Head for the top in the morning...

Theoden pic:

Bernard: well it could be worse, i could be mauled by ravaging super-lions while trying to save a hospital full of Africans...wait...

Yep, you guessed it...
 

Denathor saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

Seriously, that's getting old!

Denethor regrets not getting that restraining order against Meela.

Ah, thanks, Nil.
 

Gandalf beats up Denethor a bit prematurely.

Hopefully you can see the picture now, I think I fixed it. If not, Nil has helped and set up a wonderful link, thanks ;) .

This is the wonderful site I found it from. It has the script but also, a lot of the frame-by-frame captures of all three movies. Including the EE scenes.

Denethor: "Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where, oh where!!!! is my hairbrush!"

Denethor mourned the cutting off of shipments of cherry tomatoes.

Denethor really regretted setting his Stannah stairlift on hyperspeed in his haste to get down the stairs in time for Countdown.

In a Mirth-y mood...
 

The Healers said to quite smoking there old man.

Theoden pic: Why did iron studded breeches have to be in fashion this season!?

Denethor pic:

When he decided to audition for the role of Juliet instead of Romeo the casting crew was slightly taken aback.