No one at the Green Dragon would ever believe their tale of being by abducted by aliens...

Legolas pic:

Legolas was jealous upon hearing that Saruman got a part in the new Star Wars Episodes II and III, he decides to try out.

Merry/Pippin pic:

Merry was so distracted he did not notice the drooling, mutant zombie closing in right behind him.

Treebeard: I really don't like Merry and Pippin, I'll tell you about the Entwives if you can sneak me outta here.

Quickbeam: Sure, hang on...Hey Merry!

Merry: What?

Quickbeam: Look at that!

Merry: What is it? What am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon...Hey is that it? Naw...

Pippin: (coming up behind him) Hey Merry, can I look too?

Merry: Sure, but it'll cost ya.

Pippin: My wallet's in the car, I mean...in my pocket.

Merry: He is so stupid, and now back to the looking.

(Treebeard and Quickbeam sneak away.)

Merry and Pippin see their hopes and dreams go up in smoke as, on the night they were supposed to march on Isengard, Treebeard 'accidentally' gets extremely drunk.

The sight of Treebeard relieving himself was far from pleasant.

Merry got worried after he found out that pippin had arranged Ent wrestling.

Merry and Pippin get their first sight of an Entwife...

The Ents give an enthusiastic display of their morris dancing skills.

Pippin: "Merry, should we be worried that a giant, scary flying creature that nobody's ever seen before has just picked up Frodo and the Ring and is taking them to Mordor?"

Staring in astonished disbelief as the ents complete their annual sap-collecting ritual, Merry and Pippen vow to never again eat syrup on their flapjacks.

Merry and Pippin discovered the only other hobbit who had set foot in Fangorn, Bulfo Brakehurst, who had apparently been hitting the Ent Draught to hard during his time there.

Merry and Pippin were staring so intently at whatever they were intently staring at that they didn't notice the armies of killer fake trees sneaking up behind them.

counting what?....37?
 

The Hobbits shocked and apalled after they saw Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED!

I think you'd get just such a rainbow of expressions if it were to actually happen.


Merry: (slowly) Where's my cottage?

Hobbits: simply irresistible.
 

Merry: Is it me, or did that tree just wink at me?

Pippin: No, I think it winked at me.

Horror set in as Merry realised that, during a drunken stupor, he had told Treebeard that one of his favourite things to do was to burn plants in a small pipe... :smokin:

One hour before the picture was taken...

Pippin: I would give anything for a whiff of Old Toby.
Merry: Whats this? * finds a barrel of Long Bottom Leaf * I dont believe it!
Pippin: Finest pipe weed in the South Farthing!

Merry and Pippin issue forth their pipes and have a good old smoke...
Back to present time.

Pippin: Merry look! That tree over there, it just moved!
Merry: Dont be so silly Pip!
Pippin: LOOK! It's moving!
Merry: I dont believe it!
Pippin: We definitely smoke too much!!!
Merry: I dont think that was just Long Bottom Leaf.
Pippin: No, neither do I. I've got the munchies, pass me the lembas...
:D

Merry: What do you mean the tree behind us has a startling resemblance to the tree in Sleepy Hollow*?
Pippin: Where's Sleepy Hollow?
Merry: I don't know but it's making me sleepy.

*The Movie of course

Merry and Pippin realise that the strain of there being no entwives is taking its toll on the ents.

Merry: "Wow! I don't believe it!"

Pippin: "Don't believe what?"

Merry: "Even Ents get white carrier bags stuck in their branches!"

Unfortunately neither possibility works, Boromir - try again...

Still reckons you are a thief, Boromir... :eek:

Ah drat, I found this nice site with frame-by-frame captures but everyone seems to be having a problem with it (except me). So I'll just back to my webcrawler like I've done in the past...

Enchanted voice from above speaks to the hobbits and transmits a a new pic...
http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/153874014
Eomer: Give me your money, dork.

From the Rohan Skin Cancer Awareness campaign...

Grima: SPF 50

Eomer: SPF 2 (when ski-ing)

Grima holds back his laughter at the sight of the "Kick Me" sign on Eomer's back.

Eomer: Seriously, stick your hair up you’re nose and Eyowin will go nuts for you!

Grima: Are you sure?

Eomer: Yes, now go! *Snigger*

The kids are unhappy upon realising there'll be no dessert.

Eomer: Quickly, my darling. We shall slip out now and nobody shall notice.
Grima: Yes, honeybunch. To my chambers.

The first rule of travel on the Edoras Underground. No matter how close you have to stand to your fellow passengers, never look them in the eye.

Eomer: listen i told you before and i'll tell you again, i do not want Green Eggs and Ham, i will not eat it in a box, i will not eat it with a fox.

(Merry and Pippin Picture)

Though it was noted that in Fangorn everything was a freakishly twisted fate of biology, Merry and Pippin were only really convinced when they stumbled upon the legendary 50 meter tall Longbottom leaf tree.

~ Ka

Eomer: "Grima, who is that strange looking man?"

Grima: "You mean the one holding the sign that reads 'I am the Phantom, Bow to Me'?"

Merry and Pip pic:

Pippin: Merry, I don't think it's such a good idea to pick a fight with someone 20 times your size...
Merry: But it stole my teddy bear!!

Eomer and Grima pic:
Eomer: Eowyn, how many times do I have to tell you: Knock before you enter the toilet!

Grima tried to buy his baddies some more time to save him from Eomer with the old "Look! There's a hot blonde girl behind you!" trick, but for some reason, it only enraged Eomer more...

Eomer was swiftly growing tired of the Rohirrim's immature pranks.
Eomer- Okay... Which one of you guys taped the giant fishhook to Grima's face?

My brain has alerted me that it's time for a new picture...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnyp...witfiles_2.JPG

Finally, Figwit saw his chance and upon that moment wished to put his opinion into the arguement - sadly though, he was stamped out by his clumbersome friend and the taser that elrond had just shot into his bottom...


~ A Ka

Little-known facts about Middle-earth
 

#47 - Elves are actually very sticky.

As he stood in some of Boromir's horse's crap, a varied and colourful list of things ran through his mind. Unfortunately only one word made it out.

No... no.. NO. NO NO NO NO!!!
 

They both saw... you guessed it... Gandalf the grey uncloaked...

OR

Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts...