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Theoden didn't find mondays enjoyable, though Tuesdays could hold some surprises...
or... Theoden had been having a rough day, and it seemed that his thoughts had really caught up with him... ~Ka |
"My name is Theoden, and I am hopelessly addicted to horse tranquilisers."
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Theoden: Its glandular... :smokin:
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Mmmm...brains.....
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In the harsh light of day, Theoden realizes that perhaps he hasn't gotten quite enough Vitamin D....
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After being called "The-Grouchy-Old-Coot-With-he-Eybrows," Elrond really let himself go.
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Old Man Winter didn't take to summer too well.
or What the brave Men and Elves were running from in the last picture. |
Gandalf: Hail, Théoden King!
Theo: Will...you...scratch...my...nose? Or... Treebeard: It's happened at last! I'm a real boy! O, thank you Blue Wizard! |
I hate Mondays.
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Ten years into the Fourth Age, Eomer had to concede that hiring Merry and Pippin at 'mate's rates' to do the enbalming of Theoden was a grave error on his part.
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Theoden at the annual Edoras Halloween party: "Too long I’ve been parched with thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. Too long, uh, erm, how did those bloody lines go?"
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Separated at Birth: Theoden and the King of the Dead.
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The after effects....many thought that seeing Gandalf uncloaked was only at first sighting, but the effect stays forever
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King Theoden gets a bad case of the 'Hairy Hands Syndrome' and is sent to St Clabbert's Old Folks' Home.*
*This one's for Father Ted fans... :) |
Theoden tried to drop subtle hints to Eomer that he was not in favor of Eomer's latest women friend.
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The human equivalent of a pickle.
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Santa Claus was never quite the same after being tortured by Melkor.
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Theoden "Alternative comedy? Alternative comedy? You call an exploding Warg bladder alternative comedy?"
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Theoden: Can we have a new pic?...Please?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...aradhras_1.JPG Ah! Must... fix... washing... machine!!! :eek: |
*Plot twist*
Gandalf winds up in the Balrogs stomach to make a startiling discovery, Durins-Bane is a constant acholholic |
Gandalf realised he was probably too old to be going to Merry and Pippin's foam party.
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What really happened when Gandy fell from the Bridge of Khazad-dum:
Saruman: Do you hear that, Gandalf? Those are the Shrieking Eels. They always sound the loudest before they feed on human flesssssssh. Or... How Gandalf the Grey really became Gandalf the White: Bubble Bath! |
After straying out of thought and time, Gandalf discovered it really wasn't all that bad once he'd found the unlimited 'bubbly'. In fact, he was beginning to wonder whether he should even bother to meet the Three Hunters in Fangorn or just stay where he was...
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Luckily Gandalf stopped the Washing Machine in time before he became Gandalf the faded Purple
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Everyone was so fed up of seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked, that they got their revenge! :D
OR Gandalf: When I asked for that ale with a lot of head, I didn't expect this! |
The real outcome of the battle on the peak of Caradhras was pure luck. It was so foggy the Balrog just fell over the edge while Gandalf still was looking for his sword.
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Theoden pic:
The effect of hearing 'Dragostea din tei' one too many times. Gandalf pic: Gandalf advertises for Colgate: "When you just can't get enough of that minty freshness!" |
Sauron took advantage in the War of the Ring, by unleashing the demon porridge upon his foes.
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The secret's out: Caradhras is in fact a giant meringue.
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Regaining consciousness buried amidst a huge pile of ice-cream, Gandalf wonders just what the hell kind of stag night Aragorn had invited him to.
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Gandalf thought he was a shoe-in to win the "Longest Beard" contest... but he had to admit he was beaten hands down this year.
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Gandalf: Heeelp meeee! I'm meeeelting ...
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The Hobbits hoped Gandy got the point when they dumped SHaving Cream all over him...Beards are out!
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Gandalf: I think this mass load of complaints is telling us we need a new picture!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...omba/Sword.jpg Frodo: We don’t need to pay expensive hospital bills to have you're tonsils removed, Bilbo. This Sword will do the job fine. |
Bilbo discreetly felt for the mace* he had concealed in his vest in case Frodo should suddenly go mad and attack him.
*I mean, of course, the kind that comes in a can -- nothing Grond-like at all. ;) |
Frodo: "Now that's a knife!"
Bilbo: "I don't know how many more times I can stand to hear that line from Crocodile Dundee. I wish I'd never given him the thing." |
Special kudos to those who guess what movie(s) this is from, and more for those who can guess the character, or actor who played him.
Bilbo: You stabbed me! You stabbed me right in the side!...If you could toss me some anti-bacterial cream, the metal has gone through the skin... Hint: Of course I've altered the wording to suit my own purposes, but for the most part the quote is from the movie(s). Himt 2: No it is not from Monty Python or Princess Bride. :p |
Bilbo adds the finishing touches to his great masterpiece: the Life-Size Frodo with Slash-n-Stab Action.
Bilbo: It's aliiiiive! Frodo: *slash, stab* Bilbo: Looks like I won't be for much longer... |
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