Unfortunately, Bob the Troll sat on him and squashed him.

Fortunately, that triggered something that separated Middle-Earth from Earth, and thus got rid of all of these communist and capitalist views.

Unfortunaly, a Mûmak forgot the One Ring in Earth.


Edit: How very useful to ask something without telling your identity... :rolleyes:

Is it me or did i just start some Communist happening...
 

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was walking by and found it


--> Gil Guevara

Unfortunately, Phantom and Alien stole it

Fortunately, they fell over due to their 2D-ness

Unfortunately, Hookbill had just released a new and improved 3D version, which enabled them to take back the Ring

Fortunately, Alien was more interested in a small kitten in a tree and began setting the tree on fire. :eek:

Unfortunaly, the kitten was Eru in disguise.

Fortunately, Phantom used the Ring to disappear and finally got rid of Alien

Unfortunately, Alien could still smell him.

Fortunately, while Alien was busy burning down the tree, Phantom ran back home

Unfortunately, he stepped right in the bear trap that Alien had placed in the front hallway.

Fortunately, Phantom was incorporeal, so the trap didn't harm him.

Unfortunately, Phantom was smashed by several energy bolts and sucked into a vaccum cleaner. Afterwards, two men in black suits arrived and captured Alien, driving off with him out cold in the back seat.

Fortunately the Barrow-Wight was strolling by and judged that Phantom vs. Alien fell into the category of 'not suitable for a Tolkien forum' and proposed the entire thread be shut down! :eek:

(who are phantom and alien anyway? :confused: )

Unfortunately, the Barrow-Wight instead opted to reset this entire thread.

Fortunately, all this distracted Sauron from the fact that the Bailiffs had taken all of his stuff.

They are the comic strip characters from the Barrow Downs Newspaper (see my sig).

Unfortunately, the Bailiffs were evil.

Fortunaly, they were also extremly dumb and their evil was harmless, except for maybe themselves.

must...move...thread...along...
 

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME IN THE NIGHT

Fortunately, it was only a pink baby dragon

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON had a father who was angry and started burninating.

Fortunately, he only torched the evil bailiffs.

Unfortunately, the baliffs ran around, starting many other things on fire, such as Gimli's bead. :smokin:

Fortunately, Legolas saved Gimli's bead by pouring conditioner on it.

Unfortunately, he only managed to save his bead, while his beard was still on fire. :p

Fortunately, Gimli was fine with it, he always wanted t be a Flaming-Dwarf

Unfortunately, Denethor was jealous.

Fortunately, out of so much jealousy, he ignited himself, ran around Minas Tirith for a while, then jumped over the cliff on top of the seventh level

Unfortunately, he landed in a swimming pool on the sixth level and survived.

Fortunately, it was pretty deep, and he couldn't swim

Unfortunately a plundering orc fished him out. :D

(Come on, post what I know you will, I dare you.)

Fortunately, they were both struck by lightning.

Unfortunately, this created a Denethor-Orc hybrid creature with various superpowers, like flying, shooting lightning from his fingertips and a penchant for wearing his underpants over his spandex trousers.

Fortunately, Mount Zoom, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, the alien-eating dog, the Flat Morgo-Yak, Were-Feanor, and Bob the Troll all ganged up on him before he could become a running gag.

Unfortuately, it worked and he was no more as the animator had a sudden heart attack

Fortunately they had a pretty big special effects budget and were able to hire a new animator.

Unfortunately, this animator didn't like running gags and so they all stayed dead.

Fortunately, that same animator got run over by Mount Zoom. Everyone appreciated the irony.