Sauron's ultimate weapon.
 

Ahhh, the power of cheese.

Bilbo's armed and ready, should Lobelia ever choose to visit again...

He lies in wait, the poisoned cookies in hand. THE RING WOULD BE HIS.
Frodo- (offstage) It sure was nice for uncle Bilbo to invite us over for tea and cookies!

Bilbo: That dratted wizard. First he sends thirteen dwarves to take my ale, then he gets Frodo to take my ring, and then he lets the Sackville clan take my hobbit hole... but I'm NOT letting him take my CAKES!!

Bilbo, in hiding from the ploughman whose lunch he stole...

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

Rivendell?
 

But Frodo quickly drew back the Ring. To his distress and amazement he found that he was no longer looking at Bilbo; a shadow seemed to have fallen between them, and through it he found himself eyeing a stern, wrinkled creature with a hungry face, holding a large sponge cake.

It occurred to Bilbo that this 'Khamul' figure was not actually too interested in afternoon tea.

The annual Hobbiton village fete always included a much anticipated event: the cake competition. Bilbo's chief rival was Otho Sackville Baggins, who had won first prize for the past four years. "But not this year..." thought Bilbo, as he swapped Otho's delicious apple pie for a cat food fritter.

Bilbo knew by now that whenever he happend to see the dwarves coming he should hide his favorite foods.

Bilbo: Is it just me or does this door frame look crooked, that's the last time I ever let Pippin do my home renovations.

or

No one got away alive after stealing one of Uncle Bilbo's patented cream puffs.

[This goes before Eomer's cap]
 

Bilbo: Maybe I can distract that black chap with cake . . .

"Some custard would be grand with this apple pie. But there won't be any custard for sale in the Shire for weeks. That confounded Lalwende bought it all to use in her nefarious custard-walking experiments."

Hiding in the cupboard gave Bilbo the chance ot cheat on his cholesterol lowering diet...

Think it would work, Bilbo?
 

Bilbo prepares his ultimate defense against the Nazgul's Black Breath: the good ol' pie-in-the-face.

Lobelia went on a rampage with her umbrella when she realized that she was babbling at a wax work.

Bilbo is on the look-out for the neighbor's dog...gonna try the "stale muffin projectile" approach to make sure it doesn't do-do in his yard again.

Bilbo: aagh new picture!!!


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Boromir: don't worry, everythings gonna be okay...

Look everyone, the Gondorians and orcs have put aside their defences to play "Giant Tennis"

Gondorian- Look, all I said was that I didn't want to buy any Orc Scout Cookies! What's the worst they can do?

Maeggaladiel, is this after they tried it at Orthank a couple of Pictures ago?

gondorian..."wehres the cream fillling... Now thats the stuff hostess!"

Thus arose the timeless joke "how many Orcs does it take to change a beacon?"

Boromir's Disco Dance Night
 

Boromir: I think we'd better cancel the rest of the night and call out the knights, the mosh pit is getting out of hand."

Gothmog: Hey! When did we go digital?

Adding to Encaitare's
 

Gothmog curses at the armies switch to digital, "Now I look even more lumpy than before!"

Saurons next greatest plague on Gondorians...lag...

Things went from bad to worse in Gondor when the orcs were informed of Denethor's proposed privatization of Middle Earthian Security accounts.

TB12

It was not too long before Denethor began to regret his decision to award the contract for Minas Tirith's exterior lighting to Gothmog & Co.

Pippin: I'm sure the army from Mordor can't be that big...

Gandalf: Why don't you look again.

Pippin looks at the slowly loading, pixelated picture before him.

Pippin: It's taking forever.

Gandalf: That is because Mordor is run on a 56k Modem.

Pippin: Stupid dial-up...

OR>>>

Merry: That's a very nice drawing Pip.

Pippin: Thanks, that Palatire has been great inspiration for my art lately.

Newscaster: ...And Minas Tirith is under attack by the orcs of Mordor. <pause> In other news, the price of pipeweed has gone up, and in a surprise move, Gaffer Gamgee has sold his potato business. <pause> You're watching Shire News 4 at eight. We'll be back, after this.

Unknown to attacking Mordor, Minas Tirith has just installed a new deflecter shield. The orcs will soon be taking back their own. :eek:

Orcs give a whole new meaning to "storming the castle".

Men of Gondor: Oh no! We are under siege! SAVE THE SHRUBBERY!!

(You can see a plant on the second level...what's that about?)



Aragond the Gondorian: Hahaha, look at those cheesy explosions! The SFX in this game sure...SPLAT!

Frodo: all we have to do is wait for Leonard Nimoy and a bunch of Hippie chicks to come save us

:smokin:

Uh-oh.
 

Now this is a lesson to all of you. Never play you’re music too loud, the neighbours will get rowdy. So always use you're iCod's head phones. :smokin: