Oooh, wow, new page! But anyway, making these are addictive!!!

Ok, so more Fangirl ISM...

Aragorn: I see Fangirls! Boromir, hide me!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...n_battle_4.JPG

Boromir: Nay! I shall pretend to be you, and draw them away for you!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._boromir_6.jpg

Aragorn: You'd do that for me?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...aragorn_24.JPG

Boromir: Ye-AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! **runs**

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._amonhen_9.JPG

Eowyn and other fangirls: **rushing past** Come back my darling!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_eowyn_8.JPG

Aragorn: **from behind tree** Phew...have they gone?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...n_moria_12.JPG


Right....that was pants. Never mindy...

[ May 04, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

¿¿¿¿ well, that remark is new.

lol Helkahothlion, have you not heard that expression before?

Im scared by your Location, btw....

It's quite normal considering the fact that I am a cigarete. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Helkathion. When did you first having this dream that you were a cigarette?

When a very hansome chick was sucking my toe.

I don't know how to respond to that. Except by chuckling, and trying to get the disturbing images out of my mind.

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] excactly my intention. All will perish by the thought mwuahahahaha. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

I suddenly don't want to know.

In continuation of Anything But Arwen's post:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._amonhen_9.JPG

Where is she, where is she, where is she...?
*screams of fangirls can be heard in the background: "Aragorn!" "I want to marry you!" "You can't run from fate, my love!"*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._lorien_15.JPG

Rynoah: *GASP* I sense Boromir is in trouble!

(No, I look nothing like Galadriel. Humor me, mmkay?)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...l_lorien_4.JPG

STAND ASIDE, YOU DROOLING FANGIRLS OF ANCIENT CURSE! BE GONE AND LEAVE MY GONDORIAN MAN ALONE!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ithilien_2.jpg

AIEE! *screams of fear as the fangirls retreat*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...n_battle_2.JPG

*confused* Whoa, wait a minute. How'd you do that?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_15.JPG

You forget, Aragorn, that I have an overprotective fangirl. It's insurance against other fangirls.

(Off-camera) Rynoah: *protective cling and growl*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...aragorn_29.jpg

An overprotective fangirl. I see now!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...n_battle_6.JPG

Well, then, I'm off on a quest to find an overprotective fangirl to call my own! Wish me luck!

Wow, that expression has certainly not gotten to where I'm livin! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Agreed.

...and I assume not much gets into the lungs of Legolas.

~Menelien

This is a team effort with myself and Tinuviel of Denton.

*Grabs keyboard*
Hi!
*Gives it back*

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tk_frodo_3.JPG
Frodo: There's an army of fangirls coming!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...otk_army_8.jpg
Fangirls: Aragorn, Legolas we LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tr_gimli_2.JPG
Gimli: Let them come. My axe is sharp.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._legolas_2.JPG
Legolas: Great idea, Gimli! Hey, Aragorn, I can shoot more than you!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...rn_moria_2.JPG
Aragorn: Care to bet?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._legolas_3.JPG
Legolas: Sure, if I win you have to cook for the rest of the quest.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...elmsdeep_8.JPG
Elves: We'll help you.
Haldir: Ready, Aim...

*Grabs keyboard again*
Don't be too hard on us. We're tired.
(This idea was suggested by a random comment of a sci-fi fan. Go figure)
*hands keyboard back to Dûrlossiel*

Here's my first anti fangirl.


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...sandyman_1.JPG

They say that Aragorn and Legolas are raising an Army to fight the common enemy.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_7.JPG

Its about time they did somthing about Sauron.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...rthgalen_1.JPG

Not Sauron mylady, he's relatively harmless, all he wants to do is take over the world and destroy every thing good in it. We are talking about the fangirls.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...rnforest_7.jpg

Help their is an army of Fangirl forming in the south! Beware to all men!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...en_rohan_1.JPG

How Many?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...nforest_13.jpg

Ten thousand strong at least!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_10.jpg

we don't think we have much to worry abouts precious.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ie_shire_3.jpg

com'ere shoochy poochy Sheagoly!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_20.jpg

Oh NO! We must gather with Aragornses army!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_38.JPG

Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom, ahh, other than you Gimli. You will unite or you will fall.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...alliance_7.JPG

Me and my Elves pledge our swords.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...elmsdeep_3.JPG

We pledge our bows.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_gimli_6.JPG

And my axe. Sorry I didn't bring more dwarves, but we dwarves don't get fangirls.

(meanwhile)


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eowyn_21.jpg

Grima! Come here honey!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_grima_10.jpg

Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind. Can you not see I am wearied by your troublesome girls.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_grima_24.jpg

I must flee to Aragorns Army in Helms deep!

*After all the Anit-fangirls army is gathered they await the oncoming storm at Helms deep.*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...urukarmy_1.jpg

The army of fangirls is on the march.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_ugluk_1.jpg

Wheres my poopski Aragorn?!?!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...elmsdeep_6.jpg

They flood the entire deep with more on the way.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...n_battle_9.JPG

The battle begins.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...s_battle_3.jpg

Aragorn it is hopeless get your men to the keep!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...aragorn_75.jpg

Nan Barad! To the Keep!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_23.jpg

We must get to the keep!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_gimli_22.jpg

As the others retreated Gimli is taken prisoner and is tortured by the cruel fangirl torture!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eowyn_37.jpg

Hello shnooockums sweety my lovy dovy gwimli.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_gimli_12.jpg

The torture of her words! I can't bear it!

*everything changes with the arrival of a few allies.*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_3.JPG

Forward!!! Men Forward!!!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...avetroll_1.JPG

Charge!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...bur_bree_1.JPG

We are the ones not even fangirls like!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._Jackson_1.jpg

Hey Babes!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_morwen_1.jpg

Retreat!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ddermark_1.jpg

Evry tale must end. This one does with the fangirl army in full retreat.

Haha! I love it Mornie!

And I vote for Silmarien's "Stop in the name of Love"

Very funny! Hee hee hee hee..."Gimli is captured an tortured: 'Gimlikins! Smeegums pooki!'"

With the party going on, now might not have been the absolute best time to start that contest...but hey, I can think of something good in a week, I hope.

Right on, Mornie!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That one Uruk-hai looked just like some fangirls I know too! LOL!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!

Thanks. I had to ad to the Anti-fangirl mania. I confess i start off with an Idea and let the pics do the rest. Just figure out something and look at the pics. They give me ideas!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_21.JPG

Thank you for tunning in to your problems hotline. To call please dial 1-800-elf-Imladris.

*phone rings and it is put on the air*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_25.JPG

who is calling and whats your problem.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_21.jpg

We's gots problems. our problem is that theres two of us and we are only one person.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_1.JPG

So your saying you have a "spilt" personality? or are you living a double life?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_18.jpg

both at once. One minute we are Smeagol the were the bad guy Gollum.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_26.JPG

I see, so what your saying is your mind is split in two?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_31.jpg

I guess thats it but this Gollum guy is always killing my friends, stealing and is so mean.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_29.JPG

Do you have anything to say to that Gollum?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_39.jpg

I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me! And we wantsss the precious that was stolen from ussss.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_33.JPG

It sounds to me that you have a serious case of obsession. My daughter is a can help you with this if you want.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_34.jpg

Smeagol: Yes, Yes, take him away and teach him!
Gollum: Never! The precious is ours!
Smeagol:go away!
Gollum: No!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_39.JPG

You guys, were on the air, you need to cut that out.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_26.jpg

S: Yes Precious!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_38.jpg

G: No!
S: YES!
G: NO!
S: YES!
G: NO!
S: YES!
G: NO!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_35.JPG

I knew I shoulda gone to Valinor!

Hey, Mornie Alantie, the fangirl army was MY idea!!!!! You copied!!!!!
That's okay though. Yours was better.

This is the scene at Helms Deep Where Aragorn and Gimli are about to leap onto the orcs.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_gimli_1.JPG
"Orcs! Very dangerous."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_gimli_15.jpg
"You go first."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...aragorn_33.jpg
"Wrong movie, John."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_gimli_14.jpg
"Hey, it sure beats the "Toss me" line!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._Jackson_1.jpg
"CUT! You see what I go through and you wonder why I'm like this?!?!"


For all the Indiana Jones fans. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]

Ha ha ha ha!!! *Falls out of chair from laughter* I've been gone too long! These are all great! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Anti-fangirl scenes are always the best! *snickers* I love all the contests that have come up. He he, I'm going to have 70's songs in my head all night now. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Keep the funny scenes coming you guys!!! Hopefully, all of your good ideas will inspire me again to do one of my own. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

*doubles up*

~Menelien
(What content this post has, really [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

*dies* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Could somebody tell me how to ost pictures from a mac computer? The ones at my house are IBM, but these ones at school are macs, and when I sneak on next time, I'd like to be able to post pictures [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~Menelien

With a Mac, you hold down the mouse button (if it's a single button mouse), or the right button, on the thumbnail image until a menu pops up. You may have to press the shift key and let it up again. Then select "Open IMAGE in new window". Then when it loads, just select the address from the bar and "copy" from the edit menu. Then past it into BD's.

Hope that helps!

Hey, everybody,
Durlossiel has requested that I make one leetle correction to my last post. The fangirl shooting contest wasn't entirely my idea, I had help from her. Actually, she threatened to dunk me if I didn't correct it.

Hey, cool! I'm an animated skeleton now! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ May 07, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]

Congratulations on your, uh, skeletonship, Tinuviel =)

Okay, here comes a really weird one:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...gandalf_25.jpg
Why did the chicken cross the road?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_frodo_6.JPG
Holy ****! Not this again!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...gandalf_27.jpg
To get to the other side! Ha! Ha! Ha!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_frodo_16.jpg
Gandalf, that's not funny.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...gandalf_25.jpg
What did you say???

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gandalf_5.JPG
My staff shall come down!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gandalf_4.JPG
*clack*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...amonhen_10.JPG
*boom*

More weirdnss in next post...

~Menelien

Aha! So Gandalf also has a Pokey Stick of Doom? And he pokes Frodo?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

NONONO! NOT a POKEY STICK OF DOOM!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

*hides while contemplating comeback scene*
'but what's more powerful than a pokey stick of DOOM. Hmm I wonder no. YES. Maybe.
BWAHAHAHAHA' [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Nothing beats the monkey pants attacker of doom. I have spoken. Weird yes, but spoken nontheless. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Well, Helkahothion, perhaps you need to make a scene involving the monkey pants attacker of doom. It sounds...intriguing.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_5.JPG
Be gone. Or I will send of the pants attacking monkey of doom!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_8.JPG
HAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid Wizard. Is that all you have? No magic created army? Just a stupid monkey?
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._pippin_12.JPG
Just send it of. Man is that Sauron a weird bloke or what.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_4.JPG
Go and get them, pants attacking monkey of Doom!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...f_shire_19.JPG
No you IDOTS. Don't you know what you have unleashed?
http://www.e-trip.com/safrica/mtsqirl.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...athertop_1.JPG
Mister Frodo!! NO!!!!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...o_moria_29.JPG
GET IT OUT OF MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're wish is my command.

[ May 08, 2003: Message edited by: Helkahothion ]

Lol, that was funny. Haven't been to this forum in a while. I'm not at all up to date on what's happening, so don't mind me if I act a little clueless... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

That was.... intresting.... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Same here Kittywhirl! I should probably read up if I want to post anything huh. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Okay, continuation to mine, scroll up to find the beginning:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...gandalf_20.jpg
FEEL THE POWER!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...gandalf_17.jpg
Now do you understand how powerful I am?
...and how funny that joke was?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...odo_bree_9.JPG
No... Gandalf... it wasn't you. Look!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_4.JPG
Frodo: It's Saruman...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_arwen_24.jpg
...he's flirting with Arwen!

Okay, don't ask me where I get these... strange... ideas. *shakes head* Demented dreams...

~Menelien