from the "things they would never get caught doing" thread
 

learning to lie convincingly on horseback well holding a mallet?

saw this somewhere, not here
 

referring to swinging your fist around for a punch
this sounds like a good way to lose the fight

And he should have shared that big roll with Gollum... come on, the little guy was just hungry!

"But hey. I got to start thining."

Alas I should start thin-ing too...... :(

The village has spoken! We don't care if you howl at our suspicion of you, you big government... er, innocent.

So that would be "Fortunately/Unfortunately/Fortunately/Unfortunately/Fortunately/
Unfortunately/Fortunately/Unfortunately"?

referring to a game
 

mst be a colorful strategy.

I can't make sense of this sentence and I think it's the nine that's wrong. It could possibly be meant to say 'nigh on'.

It's supposed to be like that, Kath... if you look at my post and a couple before that (by Esty and Bb, I think), you'll see we've been making bad number puns. :p

To paraphrase a certain King-in-waiting: "My puns, long or short, are not bad!" ;) :p

has Eru been picking up bad habits somewhere?

Apologies to TGWBS then, and to Esty, Bb and you Encai as I hadn't noticed at all!

Double posting I know, sorry!

Sounds a dark place.

It's definitely not worth £500 for an elf who'll kill half your family. Unless that's what you're into, I guess.

If it is -it is definitely a bargain. I believe the going rate for a contract is at least £10K per skull.....

:eek: Sorry Mithalwen. My links with the underworld of familial assassination are tenuous at best.

Actually, it means "being a guest again to."

I don't know. My best guess is they were made in Dol Guldur.

You 'kept bad'...are you saying that you went into mourning or something? And who is this Barrow Down fellow? :confused:

Marquis of Quickbeam rules, I assume ... :D

bad company
 

have some confidance, you aren't that annoying!

online meat?
 

she meant "beacon"

From Geography. . .
 

a new kind of rangers ?

It was later changed to:
Tell me how many mountain ranges there are in Arda

Bit of a win-win situation. Win the battle, good. Lose the battle, get a big fat payment, good.

two things
 

cash register therapy?

who?

Shelod, my evil twin. She always has the greatest roles, I die on night one.

It's the way the world works, ;) .

we trusted her (no, I won't say who) to keep track of life and death?

hey, I like The Who!
 

this isn't a typo as much as a case of "eats shoots and leaves" the raidio host said it was
edit: made a funny typo on this post. typed "sadist" instead of "said it"
edit II: see below.

Messin' with the best...
 

Sauron was only wearing one tree that day, I guess. Even Dark Lords have to "let their hair down" every once in a while it seems.

Isn't that a good thing?

[quote]and wormest welcom to BD <name removed>[/qupte]

no comment

done by me, about 7 post up
 

what you get if you leave a musician in a swnmp for too long.

Jaw-jaw or war-war?
 

I would have liked to have seen the Scouring, but I do agree that it's not the vocal point of the movies,

Yep, I agree - that would be "The Council of Elrond" - the Scouring would have been all action and not so much talk .....

It must be hard for you to drive, I'm guessing.

So you can't trust fat people, eh? And why did his mother name him Blanket Statement?

Well, what you don't know won't hurt you...

The opposite of loud familiar?

I've heard of the bee's knees but
 

I meant "give"

Gerbil-Bergil, you posted this: I suppose that's a mistake... :)

I don't usually make typos or actually I usually notice them while still writing the post. Today I actually wrote when discussing in the Númenórean Blood Runs Black Discussion Thread about who is going to be in the kitchen patrol and who is going to polish the swords. I noticed the mistake when I was writing the word 'patrol', but the mistake was so funny that I had to leave it there. :D (I wouldn't actually call that a typo, I just was thinking about chickens for some reason, and the word was similar enough to 'kitchen' so I subconsciously wrote it.)

who's Al
 

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How do you show relief with your fists?