One Game to rule them all, One Game to find them, One game to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Much to the dismay of the Gondorians, the Orcian Festivities Committee made a sizable blunder when they published the wrong address on a Orcan shivaree invitation.

Finding Ringmo?
 

Gondorians to eachother: "Hey, do you see that light? I'm feeling happy...it's so pretty...I want to touch it...(you fill in the sound effect)"

Gondorian: You don't frighten us, Mordor pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you minions of a dark lord. I blow my nose at you, so called "Sauron Lord," you and all your silly Mordor K-naz-ghul. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

another python-esque
 

Gondorian: what are you doing in Gondor?

Orc: none of your business english pig-dog! now go away or we shall taunt you a second time!



*from Plying circus*

We now return to the Golden-Age of Catapulting
(who knew orcs were French...)

This is getting too silly!!!

(But if we built this large wooden badger...)

Agreed, so lets have a new picture!

http://www.ghostinthemachine.net/witchking.jpg

Witch King: This is my Hour! Darkness shall reign! And I shall be the... AGH! My Swords on fire! Why didn't you tell me?

Gandalf: Sorry, I thought it was you're look.

"Toasties! Man-flesh! Get your battle snacks here! Best in Mordor! Toasties! Man-flesh! Get 'em while they're hot!"

I just thought of one:

Gandalf Regretted asking the Witch King for a light. (He’ll never smoke again!)

Lord Coe was not convinced that capitalising on the popularity of LOTR would be a winning strategy for the "London 2012" Olympic campaign......

I go by the name....Tim...


Pippin: oh please...what are you going to do? nibble our bums?

W-K: i'm warning you! look at the bones!

Moments later, the Witch-king's Flaming Sword Juggling Upon A Fell Beast act went terribly wrong.

Seconds later, his sword burned away into nothingness, rendering him completely defenseless and rather embarrassed.

Gandalf: No matter how fearsome you try to look, you will never break my staff ... oh heck ... now look what you have gone and done! That's really going to hack off the purists ...

The Witch-king decided to add to Denethor's bar-be-que fun by trying out a new technique of his on Gandalf...

Everyone.. I give you.. Gandalf the Lightly Charred. : p

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to be enslaved."

-The Statue of Disliberty, Mordor, M.E.

Gandalf simply smirked to himself and waited, knowing that within a few seconds the fire would heat the Witch-King's metal glove and cook his hand.

I can't claim credit for these, having seen them on another site...


"Safety Tip: Do not hold metal objects towards the sky during a thunderstorm."

"Alright, who's next in line to be knighted?"

(From councilofelrond.com)



Frodo: Ah, there's nothing like a good pipe full of weed, even if it's in the darkest depths of Mordor. Sam, do you have a light?

WK: Allow me.

(From me)

Another one from thecouncilofelrond.com:
"When the Witchking insisted on cutting the cake at Sauron's wedding, no one dared to object."

And one from me:
WK: I'm sorry but this is the only source of light I can provide - Sauron's doctor prescribed him to avoid bright lights for a while - hence the darkness. Now hurry up and find that lost earring so I can put this off, it's starting to burn my glove.

"Fear my molten blob!"
 

The Crazy World of Arthur Witch King ...
 

Witch King: (sings)

...The Witch-King really gets mad when he yells at Legolas to stop shooting off his fan club...

The whole class agreed that the new Metalwork teacher was a bit frightening.

The Witch King got more than he bargained for when he asked for extra chilli sauce on his kebab. :p

"JEES! The one year I'm asked to bear the Mordor Olympic Torch, and the Fell Beast EATS IT! Hopefully nobody notices my clever substitute."

Gandalf: "Uh, sure, go ahead and break me. But just so you know, your sword is on fire."

Witch-King: "Yeah right, you think I'm going to fall for that old trick, old man?"

When the Witch-King had called the last muffin..............he got annoyed at the Orc who took the last muffin.

The mosquitos were rather cruel to the Witch King, so everywhere he went he had to carry a large citranella incense stick with him to ward them off. Of course, it worked for other purposes as well like paralyzing victims with undiluted fear and panic.

The new, ultra-hot, sword-shaped M&M's motto 'bursts into flame in your stomach, not in your hand' was apparently not going to work.

*What happens when Sauron gets ahold of the Statue of Liberty.*

The Witch King MD: "Mr Sauron, I am a doctor. I assure you that this will not hurt. Now please bend over".

Roasted marshmallows anyone? :p

The winner of the Grand National......

Too late did the Witch King realise that it had been a mistake to get a sword from teh designer responsible for the Ford Pinto...

W-K: I demand a new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eyowinevil.jpg

Eyowin: So it was you who took the last chocolate?

Eowyn was not to happy with her Trinny and Susannah makeover...

or

Faramir "What's the matter, sweetie?"

Eowyn "Nothing, I'm FINE" :p

Eowyn the ancient booer: Boo! Boo! Boo! Your true love lives. And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Dead Marshes, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.

Women's liberation - Middle earth style
 

Witch King: Fool! No living man may hinder me!

Eowyn: I am woman, hear me roar!

another Princess Bride rip-off
 

My name is Eowyn. You killed my uncle. Prepare to die.

Enraged that the hay ride at the festival left her covered in straw and made her cloak all ragged, she immediately demanded a refund.