Unfortunately, Gandalf's fireballs missed the life boats
and hit the Titanic (it wasn't an iceberg after all :eek: ).

Fortunately, the ship had a fireproof hull.

Unfortunately, it then hit the iceberg.

Fortunately, the subsequent demise of Leonardo DiCaprio increased the size of Legolas's fanbase.

Unfortunately, Legolas fanbase realized that real men don't bathe, so they left leggy for aragorn

Fortunately for Aragorn, he was bathing at the time
with a certain Xenaish elf. (Hey, ranger's have been
known to be caught off their guard).

Unfortunately, they both caught up in the Arda-wide flood that was happening at the time and therefore their bathing lake became slightly wider and deeper.

Fortunately, they grabbed onto a entwive that just so happend to be bobing dead in the water right next to them.

Unfortunately, she wasn't really dead and liked to eat people.

Fortunately, gandalf and his trigger happy fire balls soon fixed that

Unfortunately, the Ents all came after him seeking revenge.

Fortunately all they did was sing "Lonely" by Akon, which to be fair is pretty harsh punishment to Aragorn, but at least it didn't kill him.

Unfortunately, they started singing Smack That which DID kill him (but it was also due to the fact that he had just seen Gandalf uncloaked! :p)

Fortunately, he still had 2 lives left.

Unfortunately, after being tellied back to Lumbridge Castle, he realised that he had lost a full set of rune plate armour, 180k in cash and a dragon two hander!

(I swore I would never play Runescape again, but I still remember the lingo... :eek::rolleyes:)

Fortunately, this is Lord of the Rings Online so nobody went to those places anyways

Unfortunately, Aragorn fell in a pit full of quicksand.

Fortunately, the quicksand led to Ulmo's underwater lair.

Unfortuantely, Ulmos underwater lair was closed for construction

Fortunately, ulmo was there so ulmo and aragon had a big party

Unfortunately, Aragorn got upset because so many people forget the r in his name, and left to go wander alone.

Fortunately, Aragorn met up with Arwen along the way.

Unfortunately, Arwen was married to Gimli now

Fortunately, Gimli was not aware of this because he was dead.

Unfortunately, Arwen married Zombie-Boromir too in addition to zombie-gimli

Fortunately, none of this mattered as she was living in Valinor....she decided to leave after all!!

Unfortunately, the zombies teleported themselves out to where she was.

Fortunately, Gimli was reanimated to whack the zombies.

Unfortunately, they only did a half job so gimli was half zombie, half dwarf, half winnebago

Fortunately, he ran them over quite well as a Winnebago.

Unfortunately, Sauron lent the zombies a monster truck to run over the winnebago.

Fortunately, the monster truck broke down due to vapor-lock.

Unfortunately, The Perky Ent was allergic to vapor-lock, and started to uncontrollably sneeze (and on his birthday, no less!)

:smokin:

Fortunately, Gil saved him with his ...awesomeness?

Unfortunately, Gil's awesomness began living a life of its own and started rebelling against Gil.

Fortunately, they both annihilated each other.

Unfortunately, they just went on to operate a four star monster-truck mod shop outside of Mordor under the assumed form of 'Awesome of Arda'.

~ Ka

Fortunately, there was another flood.

Unfortunately, they had put in preparatory dykes after the first one.

Fortunately, as it was a Labour government in Middle Earth at the time, those dykes were cruddy.