Less than impressed with Arwen's new punk image.

Elrond: "You stole Glorifindel's horse & saved Frodo instead!?"
Gandalf: "What got into? You don't have creative license, you know."

Gandalf: Are you sure they're still impressed with this pic?

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Merry: Whoa! Gandy really wanted that cake!!!

Gandalf/Elrond pic:

Elrond: "Figwit! How many times do I have to tell you to stop filling the elven children's heads with silly nonsense about wargs? For the last times, they're basically wolves, not a cross between hyenas, lemmings, & warthogs!!!"

Merry: Maybe smoking a GIANT pipe was not such a good idea.

Pippin: What? Oooh! Whaa!

Merry and Pippin audition for the Black and White Minstrels

Pippin: "I'm not going to visit Lalwende and davem any more, just look how smoky their house is."

Oh dear...
 

One of Saruman's hobbit torturing fantasies.

Merry and Pippin wondered why their dates had stormed off without saying 'Hello'.

Pippen: "Wow, Miss Diamond makes a mean chili...I bet she'll win the cook-off contest!"
Merry: "Yeah, I'm still feeling the burn!"

It was a tough lesson, but well learnerd: Never light up the 'ol pipe close to a cow.

Merry: Pip, are you sure those were candles you put on Bilbo's cake?

Pippin: Candles... they're the same thing as firecrackers, right?

"When makeup artists strike back"




[loving the "cow" post - true, true]

I love the commentaries...
 

Chim, chiminey
Chim, chiminey
Chim chim char-ee!
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be! ......... :p :D

Hobbit hygiene 101
 

The art of hobbit-stealth involves liberal use of black paint to camoflauge the face along with their trademark silent movements.

The art of the hobbit 'fro is altogether different and much more difficult to master.

Pippin and Merry try out for BraveHeart....


~ ;) Ka

(Talking Offscreen) Gandalf: Here, pass this around, it's the mirvor, the cordial of Imladris. One small sip is enough to keep a grown man on his feet for a full day. Hmm...seems to be lighter than it was earlier..."

Merry (whispering): "How many gulps did you have, Pip?"

Pippin: "Four."

Merry and Pippin learned about electricity when they stuck keys into a light socket. Needless to say, Pippin's head, which had a positive charge, was violently drawn into Merry's negative head. They were both knocked senseless.

Merry and Pippin decide to start a Mars Volta covers band.

Merry and Pippin had a blast at Galstonbury - despite the mud it had everything a hobbit could wish for - low level accommodation, music, dancing, lots to eat and drink and some really interesting pipeweed

Nope, that wasn't the right wire!

Pippin: I think this pic has sufficiently blown up in our faces.
Merry: So here’s a new one!

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Gandalf: Damnation! I dropped my keys!

Legolas: And further on down, you can see as the strata....
Bucket: I HAVE NO LEGS!

Legolas: Don't you think you over reacted?

Gandalf: Of course not! He was being a fool of a Took!

Doom, doom.
 

Gandalf: There they are! The drums in the deep!

Legolas: ...? But that's a marching band.

legolas : when the agent said indoor plumbing this isn't quite what I expected....

Gandalf: It's down there.
Gimli: *gulp* down there?
Gandalf: Yep
Gimli: Very dangerous, you go first *motions to Legolas*
Legolas: I hate snakes.

or

Gandalf: And you just hold the torch over like so *lights on fire*
Legolas: wow how'd you do that?
Gandalf: Balrog farts.
*Gimli leans over*
Gandalf: I wouldn't do that Gimli son of Gloin
Gimli: oh and why not? *beard catches on fire*

The Quest takes an unexpected turn as Frodo turns into an ant.

Princess Bride rocks!
 

Leggy: My God , he's climbing.

Poor Pippin...
 

Legolas: Uhhh...
Gandalf: When I told him to throw himself in next time I didn't really mean it...

Gandalf: "I think this is where I lost my contact lens. Legolas, do your elf eyes see it?"

Gandalf: I agree, I think this will be a perfect place for us to bungee jump.

Behind the scenes of the Gondolin movie:

Director(andalf):"And this, Glorfindel, is where you fall to your death taking the Balrog with you. We'll have to do it in one take, because you won't be around for another couple thousand years for us to do another."

Glorfindel(egolas): "I don't remember signing my life away for this movie! Why don't YOU play the Balrog-killer who gets killed?"

Director(andalf): "I did that last time. It's your turn."

Legolas Singing: 7 fellowship along the wall, 7 fellowship along the wall, you push one down *Sam screams* 6 fellowship along the wall left!

Gandalf: stop doing that!

Only Legolas could see the drums in the deep.

(The Elf-warrior)

Leggy: Hmm, Pearl Custom...possibly a Tama snare...14 inch...nope, a fifteen inch snare...and are those Titanium Zildjian cymbals???

Gandalf: He's babbling again.

Boromir: Want me to whomp him?

Middle Earth construction workers were often distracted by the sight of Arwen:

Gimli: "Over 'ere darlin!"
Legolas: "Cor, look at them ears!"
Gandalf: "Give us a wiggle love!"

Left Out
 

Gimli: This ladder is marginalising me. Where's my axe?

Upon losing Frodo to the abyss, Gandalf wished he had taken Legolas' warnings about casually throwing away his banana peel a bit more seriously.