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wilwarin538 04-30-2005 02:45 PM

Legolas: Is that a new picture I see down there?

http://www.elwing.org/~michaela/imag..._the_white.jpg


Gandalf: I said it was MY sandwich. Get your own.


(this my first time posting a pic, hope it works ok)

Gil-Galad 04-30-2005 02:47 PM

Gandalf: you have been vanguished Orc!

Orc: no i haven't

gandalf: what! your arm is off!

Orc: no its not

Gandalf: then whats that*points to severed arm*

Orc: i've had worst

Gandalf: no you haven't!

Nimrodel_9 04-30-2005 02:50 PM

I WILL get that fly!!!!

Healing_Heart 04-30-2005 02:53 PM

Steal my bleach! Gaahhh!!!

Meela 04-30-2005 02:54 PM

Another Orc dared to laugh at Gandalf's unfortunate dye job.

Gandalf: I tell you, it's Sunkissed Blonde! *thwack*

wilwarin538 04-30-2005 02:57 PM

Gandalf thinking: I guess I wont be able to hide by blending in.

Hookbill the Goomba 04-30-2005 03:03 PM

Gandalf's dilemma: Dose he go to the battle to save Middle Earth? Or to the ice cream van that has just turned the corner?

It’s an impossible choice!

Gil-Galad 04-30-2005 03:05 PM

Gandalf being uncloaked sparked a war lateer to be named, The War of the Cloak...which was more everyone versus Gandalf...

Formendacil 04-30-2005 06:33 PM

As he whirls around in battle, Gandalf the White catches sight of someone who almost certainly should not be there: Gandalf the Grey.

luthien-elvenprincess 05-01-2005 05:30 AM

Coach Gandalf demonstrates the finer points of batting to his Middle Earth
Pee-Wee baseball team.

dancing spawn of ungoliant 05-01-2005 09:46 AM

Gandalf: Dang it! I'll show those Gondorians that I can use a sword. Pointy end goes into the other man. And that's it.

wilwarin538 05-01-2005 10:27 AM

Gandalf gets slightly angered(word?) at the sight of all the uncloaked Gandalf jokes on this thread.

THE Ka 05-01-2005 01:19 PM

As a child on the playground, Gandalf was oddly left out of the Wars of The MudPies...

G: Okay, okay! I promise not to knock you out because your dirty my cloak! Please... Fine! I'll come tomorrow in grey! How about that?


~ Ka in pajamas Ka

Hookbill the Goomba 05-01-2005 02:06 PM

Gandalf: New pic! Or Else!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ba/handsup.jpg

Aragorn: Hands up all who think I should be King!

wilwarin538 05-01-2005 02:09 PM

(Hookbill's continued)

Aragorn: Hands up all who think Gimli will lose at the drinking game with Legolas.

Gil-Galad 05-01-2005 02:15 PM

Theoden: hands up if you were picked...Gamling sit down, everyone knows you always put your hand up during Thumbs Up 7-Up

Firefoot 05-01-2005 03:41 PM

Aragorn: Now on the count of three, everyone throw your mugs at Gríma.

Oddwen 05-01-2005 05:16 PM

Guess who saw HHG2G today?
 
The Men: "To Business!"

Tymezennith 05-01-2005 06:13 PM

"Give us Chocolate or give us.... um.... Cheese! Yeah!

"Let's have a statue contest. whoever can stand this way the longest gets a shiny... something"

:rolleyes:

"Yeah yeah, I know the roof has a couple leaks, but this is outrageous!"

Gil-Galad 05-01-2005 06:38 PM

Gandalf Pic

Gandalf: what the... i killed you already Witch-King! you should be dead by now why aren't you dead!

Fingolfin II 05-01-2005 06:48 PM

Arwen and Eowyn decided to end their jealousies by going to the men of Edoras to vote for them.

Formendacil 05-01-2005 07:25 PM

This scene followed immediately after Aragorn's induction into the Cool Rohirrim Club. His first motion was as follows:

"All those in favour of kicking Grima out of the Cool Rohirrim club, raise their hands!"

All: "AYE!!!"

Gurthang 05-01-2005 08:25 PM

"Bingo!" :D

AND

Gamling and the man behind him gasp for air after Aragorn cut the cheese! :eek:

THE Ka 05-02-2005 12:19 AM

R&A: spam! Spam! SPam! SPAm! SPAM!

rohan woman: Oh, shutup!!!



~ Ka
:D Oh joy, what fun with salted meats from a can...

Meela 05-02-2005 06:33 AM

The men support Theoden's number with backing vocals at the Wild Stallion Inn's kareoke competition.

Gil-Galad 05-02-2005 06:41 AM

Everyone: Bingo!

Theoden: *darn* our one digit system...



*I would like to know who keeps giving me bad reps with no explanation at all! and with no intials to say who wrote it! just tell me what i'm doing wrong okay! seesh!*

Angmar 05-02-2005 06:45 AM

All of Rohirrim was never reticent to ask for refills when the ale-cart made its next round. Aragorn felt a moment of caution, being a little tipsy already, but hey - "when in Rome," he thought, as he also raised his mug aloft.
Seconds later, he was on the floor, and everyone else was laughing.

Lalwendë 05-02-2005 07:49 AM

Gimli's table manners had set a precedent in Meduseld. Soon afterwards, the inaugural All Edoras Eructation Contest was held, in which Gamling was one of the keenest competitors.

Hookbill the Goomba 05-02-2005 07:57 AM

The old woman behind Gamling spotted his bald spot! :eek:

The Only Real Estel 05-02-2005 10:33 AM

Rohirrim of the Caribbean?
 
Aragorn: “Take what you can!”

Gamling: “Give nothing back!”

Encaitare 05-02-2005 11:12 AM

Theoden Giry: Keep your hand at the level of your eyes!
Rohirrim: Righty-o, boss.
Theoden Giry: Ehh... I guess way up in the air will do.

Eomer of the Rohirrim 05-02-2005 12:35 PM

Spot the man who's not fond of Rohan beer....

Holbytlass 05-02-2005 12:38 PM

A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, yeh take 'em down and pass 'em around....

Hookbill the Goomba 05-02-2005 12:55 PM

All: A toast to the new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...goomba/agh.jpg

Saruman: AAAGH! ORCS!

Meela 05-02-2005 01:18 PM

Saruman: Hockety pockety wockety wack, abracabra dabra nack. Shrink in size ery small, we've got to save enough room for all. Higitus Figitus migitus mum, pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!

wilwarin538 05-02-2005 02:19 PM

Saruman: Come back with my poodle!!!

Kath 05-02-2005 03:46 PM

Saruman: Aaaaaaaa - choo!

Ainaserkewen 05-02-2005 03:51 PM

Sauron watching the live broadcast of Saruman's motivational speeches.

Sauron: Man, that's evil.

Nimrodel_9 05-02-2005 04:07 PM

I'm being gross today...
 
Drinking pic:
Belching Contest in the Golden Hall
Does everyone have root beer? Right! Let's get this thing started!

Saruman pic:
Ahh! Blasted dog! Look at what you've done! :p

Gil-Galad 05-02-2005 04:23 PM

Saruman:Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!


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