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Legolas: Is that a new picture I see down there?
http://www.elwing.org/~michaela/imag..._the_white.jpg Gandalf: I said it was MY sandwich. Get your own. (this my first time posting a pic, hope it works ok) |
Gandalf: you have been vanguished Orc!
Orc: no i haven't gandalf: what! your arm is off! Orc: no its not Gandalf: then whats that*points to severed arm* Orc: i've had worst Gandalf: no you haven't! |
I WILL get that fly!!!!
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Steal my bleach! Gaahhh!!!
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Another Orc dared to laugh at Gandalf's unfortunate dye job.
Gandalf: I tell you, it's Sunkissed Blonde! *thwack* |
Gandalf thinking: I guess I wont be able to hide by blending in.
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Gandalf's dilemma: Dose he go to the battle to save Middle Earth? Or to the ice cream van that has just turned the corner?
It’s an impossible choice! |
Gandalf being uncloaked sparked a war lateer to be named, The War of the Cloak...which was more everyone versus Gandalf...
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As he whirls around in battle, Gandalf the White catches sight of someone who almost certainly should not be there: Gandalf the Grey.
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Coach Gandalf demonstrates the finer points of batting to his Middle Earth
Pee-Wee baseball team. |
Gandalf: Dang it! I'll show those Gondorians that I can use a sword. Pointy end goes into the other man. And that's it.
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Gandalf gets slightly angered(word?) at the sight of all the uncloaked Gandalf jokes on this thread.
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As a child on the playground, Gandalf was oddly left out of the Wars of The MudPies...
G: Okay, okay! I promise not to knock you out because your dirty my cloak! Please... Fine! I'll come tomorrow in grey! How about that? ~ Ka in pajamas Ka |
Gandalf: New pic! Or Else!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ba/handsup.jpg Aragorn: Hands up all who think I should be King! |
(Hookbill's continued)
Aragorn: Hands up all who think Gimli will lose at the drinking game with Legolas. |
Theoden: hands up if you were picked...Gamling sit down, everyone knows you always put your hand up during Thumbs Up 7-Up
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Aragorn: Now on the count of three, everyone throw your mugs at Gríma.
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Guess who saw HHG2G today?
The Men: "To Business!"
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"Give us Chocolate or give us.... um.... Cheese! Yeah!
"Let's have a statue contest. whoever can stand this way the longest gets a shiny... something" :rolleyes: "Yeah yeah, I know the roof has a couple leaks, but this is outrageous!" |
Gandalf Pic
Gandalf: what the... i killed you already Witch-King! you should be dead by now why aren't you dead! |
Arwen and Eowyn decided to end their jealousies by going to the men of Edoras to vote for them.
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This scene followed immediately after Aragorn's induction into the Cool Rohirrim Club. His first motion was as follows:
"All those in favour of kicking Grima out of the Cool Rohirrim club, raise their hands!" All: "AYE!!!" |
"Bingo!" :D
AND Gamling and the man behind him gasp for air after Aragorn cut the cheese! :eek: |
R&A: spam! Spam! SPam! SPAm! SPAM!
rohan woman: Oh, shutup!!! ~ Ka :D Oh joy, what fun with salted meats from a can... |
The men support Theoden's number with backing vocals at the Wild Stallion Inn's kareoke competition.
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Everyone: Bingo!
Theoden: *darn* our one digit system... *I would like to know who keeps giving me bad reps with no explanation at all! and with no intials to say who wrote it! just tell me what i'm doing wrong okay! seesh!* |
All of Rohirrim was never reticent to ask for refills when the ale-cart made its next round. Aragorn felt a moment of caution, being a little tipsy already, but hey - "when in Rome," he thought, as he also raised his mug aloft.
Seconds later, he was on the floor, and everyone else was laughing. |
Gimli's table manners had set a precedent in Meduseld. Soon afterwards, the inaugural All Edoras Eructation Contest was held, in which Gamling was one of the keenest competitors.
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The old woman behind Gamling spotted his bald spot! :eek:
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Rohirrim of the Caribbean?
Aragorn: “Take what you can!”
Gamling: “Give nothing back!” |
Theoden Giry: Keep your hand at the level of your eyes!
Rohirrim: Righty-o, boss. Theoden Giry: Ehh... I guess way up in the air will do. |
Spot the man who's not fond of Rohan beer....
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A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, yeh take 'em down and pass 'em around....
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All: A toast to the new picture!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...goomba/agh.jpg Saruman: AAAGH! ORCS! |
Saruman: Hockety pockety wockety wack, abracabra dabra nack. Shrink in size ery small, we've got to save enough room for all. Higitus Figitus migitus mum, pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!
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Saruman: Come back with my poodle!!!
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Saruman: Aaaaaaaa - choo!
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Sauron watching the live broadcast of Saruman's motivational speeches.
Sauron: Man, that's evil. |
I'm being gross today...
Drinking pic:
Belching Contest in the Golden Hall Does everyone have root beer? Right! Let's get this thing started! Saruman pic: Ahh! Blasted dog! Look at what you've done! :p |
Saruman:Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!
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