Just had an idea....
 

Saruman joins in the belching contest. :D

I'll go away now. :p

Grima: Ok Master on the count of three take a big breathe and Ill count how long you can hold your breathe. 1, 2....

Previous pic:
Theoden: (shouting over the racket): Gentlemen, order!
Aragorn, Gamling and the rest: BEER!

Saruman pic:
Saruman: Haaaachooo! (Sneezes)
Grima: Bless you! You're not allergic to horse smell, are you?

Late caption for the Aragorn pic:

For most of the Rohirrim, the toasts were a time of rejoicing; but for Aragorn, they were a time of sorrow, a time to mourn his beloved drink's disappearance from Middle Earth, Pepsi Blue.

Saruman:

Don't cry for me Isengardia
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

Another late Aragorn pic...

Theoden: Now everyone raise your glasses in a toast, and sing the national Rohirric anthem.
Men: "Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer..."
Aragorn: "Reeb, reeb, reeb *hic* reeb..."

The Saruman pic...

Saruman(singing): Ev'ry-body DANCE now!

Or...

Saruman's production of "The Phantom of the Opera" recieved nasssty reviews, although most of the hate was directed towards the miscast Grima Wormtongue's in the role of "Christine".

Or...

Saruman: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Or...

S: "Gandalf! Wait! Come back! I DID NOT GIVE YOU LEAVE TO GO! Oh, buggrit. Bloody eagles..."

Or...

In the previous picture, Aragorn drops his mug. In slo-motion, Saruman leaps for the precious contents screaming "NOOOOOoooo!"

Or...

For his birthday, the Uruk-hai all baked Saruman Many-colored a cake and threw him a surprise party.
S: *gasp!* For MEE? Oh, you guys shouldn't have!

Or...

Lurtz was very happy to capture the look on Sarumans' face when the wizard realized that his MOTHER was coming down the lane, and he hadn't cleaned his room since the trees of gold and silver were in bloom!

Er...enough for now.

Hookbill:
And Wilwa:
You guys kill me. :D I shall have to rep them when I get a chance...

Grima: My Lord, the Orcs grow restless.

Saruman: (in Scouse accent) Calm down! Calm Down!

Grima: "I wish you wouldn't breath so hard; you blew my candle out!"
Saruman: "Shut up. Why do you have a candle anyway, the sun's shining."

AND

(The ever-popular groaner)
Saruman sees Gandalf....uncloaked! :rolleyes:

AND

Saruman just got the finger from 10,000 orcs at once. :eek:

Grima knew he would regret putting the banana skin on the floor, but it worth it for the look on Saruman's face as he fell.

Over loudspeaker: We have you surrounded...

Saruman" Calm down dear, it's a commercial"

or

"Father Abraham, seven sons he had, seven sons had Father Abraham, and they never laughed and they never cried, all they did was go like THIS!"

Hockety pockety wockety wack
that's the way we have to pack
Higitus Figitus migitis mum
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um! ;)
(I like that movie, too)

"Honestly, I almost caught a fish this big!"

Saruman: AH! Who set the orcs on fire?

You'll have to look hard for this one but....
 

Saruman shrieks in terror before being swallowed by a giant whale.

Grima: "Erm, master, I don't think that white smoke was intended for you..."

Saruman: HOW DARE THEY NOT VOTE ME POPE!!

Speaking of evil, this is my 666th post... :o Eeep!

Suspensful Saruman
 

Saruman carefully steadies the golf ball that he's balancing on his staff.

And here we have Saruman, the most recent victim of Merry and Pippen's latest buffoonery: Sticking a finger in ice water for 10 minutes just prior to goosing your unsuspecting prey!

Unfortunately for his audience, Saruman could lipsync (sp?) about as well as Ashley Simpson.

Saruman: "All hail ye the power of my mighty pickled onion fork!"


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Grima is miffed. Saruman is clearly winning Eowyn over by showing that he has the bigger staff.

keeping up the 'original' names for artwork
 

Saruman: "Men of Rohan & Uruks of Isengard, hear me! I bring you true art! I call my newest creation "ball on staff in hand"."

Honeyed words ...
 

Saruman: People of Isengard. I know that there are those who do not agree with my decision to go to war with Rohan. It was a difficult decision, but it is my job to take such decisions. It is for you to judge whether it was the right the right thing to do. But remember. To support the Fellowship is to let Sauron into Orthanc by the back door.

Saruman: i am not a crook!!!

"Slaves, orcs, Isengaurders! Lend me your ears! I come to bury Sauron, not to praise him. But Grima says he was ambitious, and Grima is an honorable man."

Saruman: "Whoa! Hold everything! National Treasure comes out today!!?? Well I'm off to buy it then, you guys can march on Helm's Deep another day."

Saruman: I believe I can fly/ I got shot by the FBIIII....

I had another but can't remember : p

Saruman as a football announcer...
 

S: He's at the twenty, the ten, TOUCHDOOOOOOWN URUKS!

Finding Nemo/LotR
 

Saruman reciting the pledge at the Baddies Reformation Guild:

""I am a nice wizard, not a wizard with a mind for world domination. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Men are friends, not subjects.""

Saruman: Hear me! Hear me! I will now- Ack! Ack! Just... Swallowed... Fly! Ack!

Saruman regretted getting the sharp end attached to the bottom of his staff after he stabbed himself in the foot for the ninth time.

OR

Saruman: This has to be once of the longest running captions EVER!

The parley with Gandalf takes a childish turn, as Saruman sarcastically declares "Oooooooh, I'm SO scared!"

Saruman In opera voice: OOOHHH AAAHH! A new picture!

http://www.dubbert-home.de/MrMonaghan/merry_pint.jpg

Merry: Now, I shall prove to you that I have psychic powers... I... will... move... mug...

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a mocho... macho... chico chino... mocha choca....

Saruman pic- Really, that fish was like THIS BIG!

Grima- Who knew that the Ents' little stunt with the dam would get you interested in fishing instead of evil?


Merry/Pippin pic-

Merry- Okay, let's try this one more time. Your glass is EMPTY. My glass is....?

Pip- Um... pewter?

Merry- FULL!! Come on, Pippin, we've been through this ten times!

Pip- I dunno, Merry. I think this whole "opposites" lesson is too complicated. Let's go back to shapes and colors.

Pippin: Hey! That's not fair taking one of the human sized mugs instead of a Hobbit sized one, what would PJ have to say? Now theres a whole scale issue that has to be fixed.
Merry: *shrugs shoulders* You're just jealous because now I have more ale then you do.

MERRY: I'm spending the rest of the book with this cretin? Oh well...at least I can drown my sorrows...hic...

Merry: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Pippin thinks : "You got an ice cream float....and they say I am the childish one.."