mug: Hello Merry.

Merry: How do you know my name??? :eek:

AAHHHH!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!! :p

lime?

Merry: "You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, and you'll feel better. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together..."

Pippin: "I'm not even going to ask."

AH!!!! That song keeps haunting me like Elvis!! *runs*

Saruman pic: Frighnach got his dying wish, to see Saruman perform his opera version of 1984.

Saruman: "War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Ignorance is strength!"

Frodo (not to mention Merry and Pippin) was surprised when, after falling to the floor of the pub, his head had turned into a mug of ale.

Pippin: Merry, staring(sp?) at it won't make it any bigger.

Denethor: aaahhh Saurons evil magic again! curse it!

Gandalf: you say that about everything, five minutes ago you just cursed the toaster!

Denethor: it had a death-wish for burning my toast

Gandalf: and what about the can opener?

Denethor: that can opener is dead too me!

Gandalf: *shakes his head walking away*



*I should so make a cartoon based on the adventures of Gandalf and Denethor!*

Edit: woops sorry, i thought estels little movie was the new caption thingy...didn't see the otehr one...and now i can't think of it, i'll post later, sorry again

Merry: What! Where's the flake?

Pippin: Oh, you poor thing. You're supposed to drink the ale.

I asked for beer, not white rice!

http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Galad...eleborn%20.jpg

New pic?

First up best dressed?
 

Celeborn cannot hide his annoyance that Galadriel, once again has the prettier frock....

Celeborn: Pregnant? Again?

OR

Celeborn: YOU saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked?

Celeborn: You can't hide the lembas in your sleeves forever, you know. The Hobbits are on to you.

Marital Trouble
 

CELEBORN: Look, Gally, at this rate I'm going to visit a marriage counsellor. Do you always have to emphasise that you're better than me? You emasculate me by governing this place yourself. You get to do all the magic and stuff while I hang about getting bored. And finally, you insist on making me wear dresses. I can't go on...

Celeborn: "Why again do you have that giant lasso around your head?"

Celeborn: I bet I can run up the stairs backwards faster then you.

Commentator: "And our male and female winners in the 1628th Annual Lothlorien Longest Hair Contest..."

OR

Galadriel and Celeborn stare at the weird shoes of the strange man floating between them.

OR

She's mad because the leaves he got for the pathway(left in picture) are made of plastic. He's mad because she won't tell him why she's mad. :rolleyes:

C: Pist! I have to -

G: Shutup! I'm getting ready to scare the pants off these hobbits!

...

C: And yes, you can use my mirror, but no pay-perviews! Elvenhome has already billed us enough that we might have to give up our Salons of Forevermore Elven Prettiness...

Legolas: *Stands in shock You really mean tha-

G: Shut it pretty boy! If you say anything i'm cutting all benefits for our Most Frequently Beautified Customer.

~ Relatively Elven beautified Ka

Galadriel: Are those my necklace and belt you're wearing?
Celeborn: (defensively) No!

Galadriel: I have to sneeze.

Pip and Merry pic:
Merry is hypnotized by the beer.
Beer: You're feeling very sleepy, very relaxed.
Pippin: After you're done, may I have a go too?

Galadriel and Celeborn:
Celeborn: Who's the leader around here?
Galadriel: You are, darling.
Celeborn: And who decides what happens around here?
Galadriel: You do, darling...
Celeborn: Then what are those ruffians doing here at this time of night, when I specifically asked not to be bothered during my beauty sleep?!
Galadriel: .....

"By inviting 9 men to spend the night, are you insinuating something, dear?"

Celeborn: I'm going to smack that dwarf.

Celeborn: "Where's she hidden that remote? Match of the Day will be on in two minutes"

Galadriel: "I'm glad I bought this frock. I can hide his damn remote up the sleeves and watch the Coronation Street Omnibus in peace."

Galadriel: "Gandalf fell in Moria? Inconceivable!"

Celeborn: "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

Obvious elves...
 

Celeborn: Gandalf is not here.
Galadriel: He fell.
Aragorn: Gandalf fell into the abyss. He stood upon the bridge, distracting a Balrog of Morgoth so that we might escape...
Celeborn: A diversion!





Ehhrr...very strange.

Celeborn: We need a new pic.

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/enter....the.rings.jpg


Sam and Frodo are shocked at the sight of an uncloaked Gandalf! :D

Hello again!
 

Frodo: Gandalf the Grey uncloaked? Inconcievable!

Sam: we should really stop joking about Gandalf being uncloaked Mr.Frodo, one of these days hes probaly gonna do it!

Sam: No Mister Frodo its blue.

Frodo: What are you talking about, learn your colours Sam. That flower is definetly purple.

Unknown to him, a strange green hand is slowly reaching for Frodo.

OR

Frodo and Sam like to watch ants.

Frodo: "Would ya look at the size of that oliphaunt dung!"
Sam: "Man, could I put that dukie to some good use in my garden!"

The hill overlooking the womens' changing room at Minas Tirith swimming pool was a favourite haunt of Sam and Frodo's.

G&C pic:
Celeborne: Ah... Did you just step in that?

Fro and Sam pic:

Frodo: Good grief! What has Pip done this time?!
Sam: What? That's the 4th time this week! *sigh* Shall I fetch the shovel?
Frodo: Yes. You might want to grab some peanut butter and a hair drier, too. :p

"i swear mr frodo! i have proof legolas isnt a pretty "boy"!"

Sam: I cannot believe this Mr. Frodo! ELVES!

Frodo: You don’t keep saying that every time we something new... Those are Orcs... wait... RUN!

A sneak preview from the Middle-earth blockbuster 'Honey, I Shrunk The Fellowship".

Sam and Frodo were frequent spectators at the annual Hobbit Lass Dance Festival.