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School dances, even for a hobbit like sam, can be a culinary experience...
F: Who are you gonna ask? S: That girl over there. F: Rose Cotton? How the heck are you gonna do that? S: Eh, build her a cake or something... ~ Ka |
Spying on Gandalf.
That's not a real beard??!! :eek: |
Frodo: Look at that Sam!
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: Its a new Picture! http://www.laurelindorenan.com/C.A.%20Mordor.jpg Frodo: Look at that Que! We'll never get to the post office in time! |
It was tortilla day at the Mordor army kitchens.
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Frodo to Sam, in reference to the next picture in which they appear:
"Look Sam! At last a picture that isn't snatched out of the movie film!" OR: "I didn't know orks washed their dirty laundry!" |
Frodo and Sam were astonished: only three Orcs remained alive to fight the ferocious army of badgers.
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Celeborn/Galadriel pic:
Celeborn: Did you just call me Teleporno??? Orc pic: As the swarms of rabid fans ran towards the trailers, the orc bouncers shouted, "I know you're ecstatic that Backstreet's back (again), but A.J. will not be signing autographs tonight!" |
The Witch-King hit upon a new way to catch the elusive hobbits. While distracting them by louding reciting stale jokes about 'how many nazguls does it take to change a lightbulb' or something along those lines, his secret army of Black Breath leeches went in for the kill.
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Celeborn and Galadriel pic:
Celeborn: (Whispering.) "Wow! I didn't remember that Dwarves were that ugly!" Galadriel: "Kindly refrain from insulting my guest!" |
Peeping Toms!!
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What you see here is a picture of the moment before a trio of Vogons began reciting their poetry to their relatively captive audience....
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Sam: The line for the grand-opening of the Krispy Kreme store stretches all the way into Mordor? We'll never get our donuts now.
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Frodo and Sam happened to be one of the only outsiders who had the chance to view one of sauron's many rituals that were suspiciously un-evil and with a hint of an OCD hobbit mother during spring cleaning...
Orc organizer #1: through magaphone Okay, okay I know you all want to get out of this as fast as you can (I know I want to), but we can't until the eye upstairs is out of his OCD fits... Yet again... Sauron: through wakie-talkie to orc organizer#1 A little to the left, more, great! Okay! You guys look wonderful! Okay, carry on... WAIT! YOU, IN THE 500TH ROW, THREE DOWN! Everyone: Symphonic Moan S: HEY! Losing my ring was enough, this time I want to be at least presentable... ~ Rant Ka |
Orc overseer: He's NOT the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
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Sam: i love you mr.Frodo
Frodo: not now Sam... *yes it is legendary frog* |
Sam: Bless me little Hobbit feet, Mr. Frodo. Apparently orks, as well as killers, are also Fanilows! This is our lucky day!
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Orc overseer: Look, I don't care how many of you there are! The sign clearly says "No trainers" so bog off!
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Frodo: "An army of Orcs? In Mordor? Inconceivable!"
Sam: "I don't think you know what that word means either." |
Sam: "Look at all them orcs Mr. Frodo. My old Gaffer would say....."
Frodo muttering: "Oh great, here we go with the 'My old Gaffer says this or that' bit" |
Frodo to Sam: Dammit Sam trust us to pick a parade day!
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Frodo: I don't care how lost we are, we are NOT asking for directions! Trust me!
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Frodo: "You know, Sam, statistically speaking, around 470 of those Orcs would find you rather attractive...."
Sam: "Mr. Frodo, you're scaring me again." |
It just goes to show... there is nowhere you can hide from Orc scouts selling biscuits! :eek:
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Orc standing at the top: That's right! The three of us versus all of you!
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Sam: Mr. Frodo! We're never going to get to see Star Wars!!!
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Samwise watches in horror as army ants march on the garden of Bag-end.
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Frodo and Sam were sorely tempted to rush out and grab the designer jeans the Orcs were using as a banner...
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New Pic!
http://www.electronicbookshere.com/V...owyn_sword.jpg Aragorn: Ok, Ok. I'll go out with you!!! :eek: Just put that thing down. |
Aragorn sure hoped Eowyn was thinking of marshmallows when she wielded her toasting fork.
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Eowyn's Demand
ARAGORN: Fine, whatever. When I'm King, all women will have the vote. (Sotto voce) Beats me what they'll be voting for though. What does the gel think I am, some kind of democrat?
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Okay, so Aragorn wasn't exactly Bombadill when it came to singing...
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Aragorn: "Hmm. Not very sharp."
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Okay, Okay we'll get two onion blossoms
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Sean Bean: See! I'm Still Sharpe!
Vigo: Look, that show ended ten years ago! Get over it! Sean Bean: NEVER! |
Hookbill's given me an idea, something special to somone for guessing what movie this is from.
Boromir was distraught over the death of his mother, Finduilas, and now had to kill Aragorn because he found out about Boromir's little secret. P.S. It's not lines from the movie, just the basic plot. |
Aragorn: "You don't like my new foot-long earring?!"
OR Aragorn's Mother: "I've had it. You're getting a haircut." OR Aragorn wonders how this white unicorn got a steel horn. :confused: |
Aragorn: Whoa! I just shaved this morning!
*snerk*five o'clock shadow*snerk* |
I'm on a sugar high today...
Aragorn: You really should cut your fingernails...
or Eowyn: You have something in your teeth. Ary: Do you have a toothpick? Eowyn: Yeah. You'd better use this. Ary: Whoa! Eowyn: You might need something bigger. Nimmy :p |
Gimli: Come on! we must help the hobbits fight the orcs!
Aragorn: just hold on, Legolas teached me this thing with my sword where i oggle my reflection...so purty... Legolas:yesss....purty.... |
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