Ewwww! Poor fellow. OK here goes.

Guy above: No, Aragorn, really. It's me, Legolas. They told me to try this new hair product. Should make you a completely new person. Did it work?

Who the Varda is that??????

Thing: ESMERALDA!!!ESMERALDA!!!
Peter Jackson:Look, that was nice, but we´re not doing the Hunchback of Notre-Dame.
Thing:ET wants to...
PJ: AND NOT ET!!!
Thing:Why not, preciusssssss??
PJ:See, that´s better. Are you the new Gollum?

Thing: This is what happens if you get locked in the make-up caravan for a year, with only lipstick and eyeshadow to eat!

PJ *shifty eyes*

A guy not in the picture: Heh heh, that ugly thing looks like my grandmother.

Thing: hisssssss

Guy: *gasp*.....GRANDMA!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Caption this!
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/andrastedvd14.jpg

And another brilliant idea was crushed when Elijah Wood discovered universal vetoes to his "Frodo should wear these really cool shades" idea.

The pic above:
Frodo: Are you talking to me? Don't show yourself here again unless you have the money! Capische?
Aragorn: Easy Frodo, he might be valuable to us later.
Frodo: Valuable? I spit on your mother!


The orcish thingy pic:
This is what happens if you use the new Nivea Body Lotion...
(lame, I know...)

[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ]

Aragorn: since when did he get so tall, just a scene ago he was a normal hobbit, then suddenly he get's the shades, and whoosh! He's nearly my height.

PJ or whoever the 3rd guy is: No, Viggo, it's just an illusion: really, youre kust far, far away... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Frodo: "Dude, Strider, have some snow, man. I think it's, like, special snow...Ent-snow or something."

And I believe that the Orc in the last pic is Grishnakh. I've seen a shot of him looming over Merry and Pippin. So my caption for it would be:

Merry and Pippin: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!"

ARGH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*dies*
those are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies again*
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*dies a third time*
haahahahaha! man those pics are funny.

anyway...past my mental retardation...I have nothing funny to say here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These are great! Unfortunaly, my brain is a little too mushy right now to think of anything! I'll come back later!

(Frodo in shades!What a thought!)

oh my god, i so love that picture with frodo aragorn and the shades! Its real wierd seeing them all brought up to size...

oh man! That is one unhappy little orc! Jeez, is he crying?

unhappy ork: darn this helmet, it's stuck, help? help? anyone?... Fine then I'll just sit here and sulk.

Orc: I want my mommy!

Dead inside.

Mamma always told me there'd be days like this...but she neglected to mention that I would feel like an armadillo.

Orc: "I wish I had fangirls...why don't I have fangirls? Legolas has fangirls...Aragorn has fangirls...Frodo has fangirls...I'll bet even that meathead Lurtz has fangirls."
Random offscreen orc: "Would you stop using that word? Get a thesaurus or something!"

Caption this!(What the heck is Lego doing?!)
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/ex6.jpg

Looks to me like he's eating Lembas. Haldir asked him if he could do an advert for Lembas before leaving.

Legolas: "Lembas; the breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions!"

Must...eat...lembas..don't ...care..what..fangirls..think...don't ...care ...if I'm ..an
elf...I'd..rather..be..a..hobbit..forget..it ..Peter Jackson..I'm ..not staying..on ..this ...stupid..diet..so what if I'm ..fat in ..real..life..fan girls..still..love..me..screw this..and you!

Iknow that was bad..sigh..

Mama always told me if I ate Lembas I'd grow up strong and beatiful! It works!

These rice krispie treats taste funny. . .
Okay, so that wasn't funny, but oh well.
New picture!
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/p...mintunnels.jpg
Frodo: I was sure I left the ring in here.
Sam: [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Frodo: "Shhh, Sam I hear something. Drums, drums in the deep."

Sam: "Er...I think those are termites."

Frodo: "Termites in stone? I don't think so."

Sam: "They're rare termites. Stone termites. Trust me, I'm a gardener, I know all about bugs."

Frodo: "I still think it's drums."

[ November 12, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

diamond18, preciousss, i love those two!

Legolas: Eww...man, some people like this...oh boy, i wonder can I eat this without my lips touching it? The make up department is sooo gonna kill me for this one...

Frodo only noticed the fairy dust had hit him when he was 70 feet in the air. (it was pretty strong stuff)

Introducing the new, industrial Strength, Q-tip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For all of those kingdoms that really need cleansing.

Aragorn: Don't worry, eowyn, the spider wil be fine.

Gandalf: Heeeere spidey spidey spidey!

Aragorn: Don't get too close Gandalf! We don't know what it is.
Gandalf: It appearss to be some kind of fungus...

I have a feeling I'll be the only one to find that funny.

well i cant think of an actual caption for the frodo-sam one, but frodo appears to be approaching with his eyes closed and sam is tripping over his own foot it seems...ah the mysteries of hobbit folk...

Grrr! i still can't see the other pic with Sam and Frodo! I followed i think it was Diamond's directions, but it didn't work! <sigh>

For the Gandalf pic...

Gandalf: *edging his way forward* Now, Treebeard, no need to get protective or owning, but would you please put the Hobbits down nice and gently...

I erased my directions because today I could see the picture, so I figured Nevfeniel edited it. I'm sorry they didn't work...I can't think of anything else.

For this one: "With my magic paint-sponge I shall paint the whole world white!"

Éowyn: "Don't hold me back, Aragorn! This was my favorite red dress!"

AddictedtoRumil where did you get that Legolas picture??

I can't resist putting one up:

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.co...agorn_closeup4

[ November 13, 2002: Message edited by: Melichus ]

Aragorn: "I'm too sexy for my sweat."

Aragorn: "Ha. You won't get ME in the bath so easy!"

(This is completly innocent unless you make it not so! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Just trying to prevent any misconceptions. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

Aragorn: Look at him! Stupid legolas, just because hes an elven prince he gets all the elf chicks!
Borimir(walks over) What are you on about dude, you have Arwen.
Aragorn(whining): But I want thoseelf chicks! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

I want to see the Frodo-Sam picture. Someone please repost it.