Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom gave Johnny a lift away from the deodorant people.

fourtunatly, they dropped him in the land of sweet smells

Unfortunately Johnny's stench was so strong it overpowered the land of sweet smells and became known as the Land of foul smells

fourtunatly johnny died and the land died with him

Fortunately, Yavanna fixed this by invented a flower which smelled nicer than Jonny smelled bad.

Unfortunately, All of the deoderent people caught up with Johnny in now the land of foul smells...

frtunaetely, Johnny was dead so he could be fully deoderised without fear of attack from his (nonexistent) wings

Unfortunately, he rose up again to become Johnny the Stinky Zombie Balrog!

...I'm going to regret posting this...

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Fortunately, Johnny was getting tired of Zombie-Disco-Boromir always trying to be the better zombie, and pestered Manwe to make him normal again.

Unfortunaelty, Manwe got so angry that he bew out Johnny's fire

Fortunately, Manwe made Johnny immortal without realizing.

Unfortunately, Johnny misheard "immortal" as
"immoral" and began visiting numerous houses
of ill repute. (Well, I guess that's unfortunate).

Fortunately Johnny's terrible hearing had nothing to do with the effectivity of the spell - and as he also had trouble with his other senses he only imagined those ill-reputed places with his mind's eye.

Unfortunately, Shelob came back to wage war on the world again.

Fortunately, Johnny ate her.

Unfortunately, that meant Johnny was a hero, and anyone that hated Johnny hates all the good things in the world.

Fortunately, a nice plate of food apeared in front of Johnny

Unfortunately, despite the plate being nice, the food was horrible.

Fortunately, he ate only the plate.

Unfortunately, the plate was made of nitroglycerine, which reacted with Johnny's fire and...

*BOOOOOOOOOM!*

Fortunately, as a Balrog, fire and explosions have no real effect on our dear Johnny.

Unfortunately, the fire and explosions woke
up Gandalf who chased Johnny down pits
and up mountains.

Fortunately, Gandalf and Johnny are friends and also Gandalf knows that Johnny is immortal!;)

Unfortunately, Gandalf and Johnny got into a fight
over a really cute maia and Gandalf got Eru to
send Johnny into the Void. :eek:

Fortunately, Melkor was just about to escape from the void and offered Johnny a way out with him.

Unfortunately, Melkor escaped from the void.

Fortunately, Johnny voted for him and got him lynched.

Unfortunately, Melkor was the Seer.

Fortunately, that was the deciding vote, were-feanor and his wolves won, the game was over and Melkor was alive again.

Unfortunately, Melkor was only alive as a
reanimated zombie.

Fortunately, Melkor the zombie was quite handsome.

Unfortunately, that made Zombie-Disco-Boromir jealous.

Fortunately, they were both burned to ashes because THE DRAGON CAME!

Unfortunately, the ashes were also quite handsome.

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON exploded in a rather anticlimactic 'pop'.

fortunately, it was a handsome sounding 'pop'

Unfortunately, the last post doesn't count, because dortunately isn't a word (it sounds cool:D).

Fortunately, it cancelled out the previous double 'Unfortunately' posts.

Fortunately (to fix up the whole mix up of double unfortunately posts) the post actually now says (And has said for a while) fortunately and so the handsome pop is resurrected from the dead post graveyard.

Unfortunately, that means it was not only a double post, but a zombie double post.