Unfortunately he fell out of Ulmo's hand as he lifted him up.

Fortunately, Osse was there to pick him back up.

Unfortunately, Osse was attacked by a swarm of demonic monkeys and dropped Bob during the confusion.

Fortunately, Bob was actually a Balrog, and he flew with his wings of shadow.

Unfortunately, Gandalf was there to knock Bob out of the sky.

Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and ate Gandalf.

Unfortunately, Gandalf tasted so bad that THE DRAGON spit him right back up.

Fortunately, Bob fell on him, as wings of shadow aren't real wings at all.

Unfortunately, it was not specified who Bob fell on, so it was assumed that Bob fell on the half eaten Gandalf, and since Gandalf can't fly they fell into the ocean.

Fortunately, Bob used his "wings for show" to swm back to dry land, witth Gandalf clinging onto him.

Unfortunately, Gandalf was trying to kill Bob in the process.

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON was still alive and rather mad at them.

Fortunately, said dragon didn't do anything to Bob, but caught Gandalf...

Unfortunately, the dragon got Weil's disease and died suddenly ("I knew I shouldn't have eaten all those rats!")

me vs. me :(
 

Fortuantely, a new one popped up in its place.

Did you really think that I would desert this game?
 

Unfortunately, Eonwe double posted.

Fortunately, it was only to make sure that this game didn't disappear forever into the deeps of time.

Unfortunately, the game wouldn't have disappeared into the depths of time.

Fortunately, this short interruption into the main game was stopped with this post.

Unfortunately, TGEW didn't know where to begin...

Fortunately, a dragon ate him and started the action again.

Unfortunately, the Dragon was flattened by Mount Zoom when he attempted to cross the street.

Fortunately, this all just happened in Frodo's dream.

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom ran over Frodo while he slept.

Fortunately, he was deep underground in a hole, and Mt. Zoom just went right over and he was unharmed.

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom turned 'round and went into that hole and then ran Frodo over

Fortuantely, just as it got above him, it started spinning "right round, baby, right round" and the force lifted Frodo off his feet and out of its top.

Unfortunately, in order to do that, Frodo had to pass through the lava to get to the top...:rolleyes:

Fortunately, Mt. Zoom was still singing the song, and to do that, the lava had to come out first- in fact it also flew outwards due to the spinning (centrifugal?) force.

Unfortunately, according to my science teacher, there is no such thing as a centrifugal force, so that just couldn't happen

Fortuantely, that's only one science teacher and Mt. Zoom didn't have your science teacher (in fact, he had none) he didn't know this, and anyway, the effect is the same,whatever you label it as.

Also fortunately, I am leaving this thread until someone else comes in to free me from the "fortunately"s, as this thread is unfortunately abandoned by other Downers or I just have nothing better to do (more likely- I'll probably do the next one anyway).

fortunatly, Babidi Buu has come to visit this thread. Unfortunatly It will probably leave Eonwe stuck on the "Fortunatly's"

Fortunately, I'm going to ignore the last post. (Sorry, Babidi Buu.)

*cough* *cough* It's due to inertia.

So where were we? Oh yes.

Unfortunately, the interior of the mountain was red hot, so Frodo got horribly burned.

Fortunately, The eagles came with giant bucketts and cooled Mt. Zoom off

Off Topic: Well, a tried:confused:

Unfortunately, Manwe had just invented plate
techtonics which heated up Mount Zoom and moved it
next door to Bagend.

Fortunately, the hobbits got a nice hot summer due to it.

Unfortunately, Frodo couldn't enjoy it much, due to those horrible burns I mentioned in my last post.

Fortunatly Sam, Merry and Pippin Did:)

Fortunately, while visiting Eriador from Gondor, Arwen
gave Frodo aa excellent herbal massage learned
from her daddy which cured Frodo.

Unfortunately, this caused Frodo to fall hopelessly in love with Arwen.

(Sorry again, Babidi Buu. You need to try a bit harder.;))