When Elves go bad ...
 

Erestor feigned shock at the discovery of Elrond's body, while secretly formulating his bid for mastership of Rivendell.

Elrond decided to screw going on a long journey for months and just decides to fast forward.

All are utterly shocked at the revelations that smoking is bad for you.

Gandalf: Surly not!

Prof Frodo: I'm afraid so.

P.S. HURAH! 800th post! *Does a dance*

The troupe of dancing weasels Elrond had booked as an ice-breaker at the Council received mixed reviews.

Gandalf: can't you see, you must take the ring now!

Boromir: surely you don't mean it!

Gandalf: of course i mean it! and don't call me Shirly!

The Council stares in shock and awe as the picture of the floor
http://stamas.home.mindspring.com/sl...the%20ring.JPG

As Elrond rambles on about honor, and duty, and doing the thing. The Fellowship thinks...
Aragorn: His daughter was so hawttt in that gown last night.
Boromir: God I hate when he enters into a monologue.
Gimli: I'm not here. You can't see me.
Pippin: Wow, I never knew elves had pointy ears.
Sam: Stupid elf. I can't believe he picked Frodo of all people to bear the ring.
Frodo: Why would he choose me of all people?

Elrond: i told you i didn't pass wind!

The Fellowship has no idea that an Elf In Black is standing behind them holding a machine gun.

AND

Nobody laughed at Elrond's joke....except Elrond. :rolleyes:

AND

Somebody shrunk Gimli's head. :eek:

Legolas: I'm the prettiest one here.

The Elf in the background was hoping to be noticed by wearing a Father Christmas hat, but everyone was distracted by Gandalf’s opening of the Wizard strip club, "Uncloaked"... :| (Note Gandalf's smug expression)

Sorry Elrond, they know it's a trick camera.

When Elves go bad II
 

The Fellowship group photograph was ruined by Erestor mooning to the left of the camera.

Pippin's eyes are drawn to Legolas's buxom figure. "Oy! Some Mary-Sue has smuggled herself into the Fellowship for the eight thousandth time..."

Erestor: hey guys whats going on? whats that sign? "People standing here are going on a dangerous quest with a high chance of dying" oh crap...might as well bring my lucky red shirt along!

Seriously, look how small Gimli's head is! :eek:

Elf in Black: See only true LOTR fans will nknow this is an omage to the tenth fellowship member originally written in by Tolkien!*

Elrond you nin shall be...

Elf:Ten

Elrond: NINE! you nine will be the fellowship of the ring!


*I dont actually know if this is true I doubt it but thats beside the point it was funny when I thought of it

The Fellowship watch as Elrond and Glorfindell's Balrogian* discussions gets out of hand.

...

*My term for the on going "Do Balrogs have wings" argument... it is also the name of the Balrog's language... I assume. :D

Sean Bean finds it difficult to hide his disgust that he wasn't chosen for the Legolas role

--"I'm every bit as beautiful and manly as he is, oh and can you imagine me with long blonde flowing hair? SEXY!!!"

No one liked Arwen's singing.

For what must be about the 12th time this week, Elrond pretends to have stolen the One Ring and dances about his house shouting I am the new Dark Lord, and you will all bow down to me, me, MEEEEEEEE!!!!, and no-one else thinks it's funny. (Well, Gandalf looked slightly amused.)

Nobody could quite believe Elrond's parting gift for them...

Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits?
Elrond: And capes. With a logo!
Aragorn: Dude, we are not wearing spandex suits.
Legolas: Speak for yourself, I look good in spandex.

As Elrond prepared to entertain the Fellowship with a demonstration of his infamous spin bowling technique, most of the assembled party looked on nonchalantly. Aragorn, however, had painful memories of Elrond's sporting 'prowess' and automatically assumed a defensive posture.

Elrond: Yes, I remember this one. This is how they all looked right before I soaked them with a garden hose.

And no, he doesn't have a picture of a soaked fellowship.

Gimli: Lift me a wee bit higher, Boromir, I want to see that dancing troupe of weasels. I wasn't here when Elrond last put the show on but, by jove, I've heard it's good.

I assume this would be that logo?

Back on topic:

Gandalf: They'll never know it was I who took the last chocolate!

Found this...

http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/Merry_funny.jpg

Merry: Ah, this is how it feels to be straddled on a travelling tree branch all day...I'll surely be walking funny for awhile, that's for sure.

Merry wonders how he can tell the others about how he accidentally killed pippin.

Merry: I'm sure Gandalf will understand...

This is why Elrond wanted them home.
 

Merry: "Am I Lost?"

Merry tries to think of a better insult than "Fool of a Took!"

Merry: Gandalf isn't going to get one over on me!

Can't.......see!

It's another of those Arwen-Undomiel.com things.

But I'll hazard a guess at a caption based on your responses.


A few moments with Treebeard was enough to make Merry realise that he should have done the gardening weeks ago.

(anywhere near?)

This be it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../Merriadoc.jpg

Hope you can see that Eomer!

Anyway;

Merry finally see why you shouldn't leave the cat in the house at night!

Whilst searching for something to smoke, Merry wonders whether Treebeard would miss a few of his leaves...

Merry slowly gets a grasp of the fine game of ping-pong.

Ugluk poses in his brand-new, devastatingly cunning Hobbit disguise.

Ah, thank'ee; 'tis an amusing picture and no mistake! :D

Merry just can't figure out who the werewolves are.... ;)

Merry determines the distance to the ground and wonders whether Treebeard will notice his suicide attempt amidst the awful singing.

"Pip, there's a fly up my nose!"

Merry: How could Pip possibly have found me. A tree is the most uncommon place to hide during Hide-and-Seek.

Merry noticed that the minstrel had a nose ring, which was unusual in a Gondorian.