Dom is clearly pondering the recent post of Davem and others asking himself. Did I bring primary world baggage into the film with me?

A modification to the old joke.
 

From a perspective atop Treebeard, Merry looks down at Pippin in annoyance as he realizes that Pippin has more beautiful hair.

Pippen: Now, what was my name? I can't rember my name! Merry, what is my name?!?!?!?

Merry: Pippen!

Pippen: What?!?!

Merry: *sighs*

Merry: I'm sure I left that new pic somewhere around here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eodensgood.jpg

Theoden: Watch this, Aragorn, I can make that guy at the end wet himself...

Aragorn: ... nice... :confused:

The Continued Adventures Of Ugluk-"007"
 

Now in his "tall, grim Ranger" disguise, Ugluk calculates the angle required to knock Theoden into the flaming brazier...

The opening shot of Quentin Tariontino's Reservoir Wargs.

Théoden regrets betting Aragorn he could hop on one leg all day.

Aragorn: we still don't have enough men...

Legolas: what if we built a giant wooden badger?

Theoden: i like it

Gimli: no, we need the holy hand-grenade of Antioch!

Theoden: i like it

Aragorn: no, we should wait for reinforcements to come

Theoden: i hate it

Théoden: Right, how many men do we have?

Aragorn: Erm... 12, 13, 14, m'lord.

Théoden: Excellent! We'll win this battle against the 40 billion Orcs in double quick time.

Theoden: "How long have you been waiting for this bus, mate?"

Man at front of queue: "About 4 hours, I'm afraid..."

"Gissa job. I can do that."

23 years later and he was still looking for work. His hair was more grey and the kids had got a bit older though.

It's Graduation Day at Helm's Deep (without the hats).

It wasn't just the actors that showed up in costume at the premiere of The Two Towers, but most of the audience as well...

The little smirk on Aragorn's face speaks only too clearly...

HA! He's only king of Rohan one I'll be king of Gondor....King I tell you!!!

or

(same smirk)

Man if legolas doesn't stop goosing me I may loose it and just laugh out loud. :p

Theoden: I don't care if we stay out here all week. We are not leaving until the person who painted my helmet pink owns up! You there, did you paint my helmet?

Guard: N-no, Sire...

Aragorn: You want me to get Gimli to thump him?

Theoden: "This is Helm's Deep? Crumbs! I'm meant to be in Rivendell!"

Theoden: "Well men, the Uruks are advancing. We are badly outnumbered, but we can still defeat them! Just remember, now is the time for ruin, the time for wrath, & a red dawn!! DEATH!!! (smiles as he adds...) If you run into any problems, Aragorn and I will be in the Keep playing poker."

Aragorn: "Texas Hold 'Em, baby!!"

Soldier on the left: "Quick! Hide the Dominoes! The boss is coming!"

Theoden Pic:

The Fashion Police rolled into town...

Theoden: Fashion! turn to the left,
Fashion! turn to the right!

Legolas: Oooh, fashion!

Gimli: We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town...

Aragorn: Beep-beep!


~ Ka

Guard in the front: (whispering to robed guard) Do it, do it!

Robed guard: (cough) Theoden's momma was a hamster.
or....

Theoden: There is the man that stole my pink elephant!

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Eomer didn't think that agreeing to joust with the Haradrim was the smartest thing he had ever done.

Eomer's failure to grasp the concept of perspective was always getting him into trouble...

Eomer uses he newly invented, though comically oversized, laser pointer in hopes of blinding the rider of the mumakil.

good things remembered?
 

Eomer: Maby I can through this spear and knock one of the guys off nah, LEGOLAS!!!!!!!

Much beknownced to others, Eomer was a regular Monet on horseback...


~ Impressionist Ka

Eomer: "Sure, it's big enough..."

Eomer: I'll show that Legolas who can be most stylish with a wepon...

OR

Eomer took animal rights a little too far when protesting against using oliphants in circuses.

Sporting highlight
 

In the Rohan-Harad snooker final, Eomer Eadig takes on Jimmy the Mumak...

When kings go bad...
 

Helm's Deep (?) pic:

Aragorn follows Theoden around, with an innocent look on his face, as the king of Rohan searches for the man responsible for his limping.

"What a beautiful view!" Eomer chose the wrong moment to get his sketchbook and pencils out.

Eomer: Oh blast, the Oliphant has some garlic stuck between his teeth! HOLD STILL!

The Pelennor Fields' polo tournament had to be canceled as the Haradrim abused the rules...You just don't play polo riding an Oliphaunt.

"Blimey! That fortune-teller was right - I am going to be crushed by an Oliphaunt today!"

Eomer realises it had been a mistake to give Treebeard the job as Elephant keeper at Edoras Safari Park ... or at least not to specicify that the animals should not be given ent-draught.

Eomer: Here’s for the new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...redicument.bmp

Pippin began to think that maybe, just maybe, this was too much ale for him.

It's one of those pics that some of us can't see :rolleyes:

Is that any better?

Yes thank you...still trying to think of something to say though :)