Noooooo...not Python!
 

"Put him in the scales and see if he weighs more than a goose!"

Or words to that effect...

Pippin suddenly realized he had climbed for nothing and there were no mushrooms to be found.

Pippin: Gandalf.... I threw up.

I'm Gonna Jump!!!

Pippin: There appears to be a small community of pidgins in this bowl.

As pippin finally reaches the top he realizes that he forgot a match.

Despite the intense situation, Pippin couldn't help but wonder why his new magazine hadn't come yet. :confused:

As the bundle of wood beneath his feet begins to fall away Pippin begins to think Gandalf might really have it in for him.

it took me a second to spot them at least...:P
 

Pippin: "Where the heck did my legs go!!??"

Pippin: "Hey, guard guy! There's a bomb in the beacon!"

First Guard: hey what are you doing?

Pippin: help me, i fear i might fall

Second guard: Fear? you do not know fear

First Guard: Fear is when you ride a pony up a mountain

Pippin: were doomed...

*Thinking* When I get down from here I'm gonna kick P.J's butt for not hiring stunt doubles......... If I down from here!

"Why are there carrots in here?"
 

When Sam took sick, Pippin took over camp cooking for the Fellowship. He...counted on leftovers.

Or...

"Whassa matter, eyes bigger than your stomach?"

Or...

Gandy: "Pippin! I said light the beacon, not bacon!" (taken from Councilofelrond.com)

Or...

Pippin reacts with horror when he finds the Saucepan Man cooking in one of his own saucepans.

Pippin: Wait a minute, his big pile of wood is already on fire. hahaha that means I came up here for nothing. hehehe GANDALF! (no....you aren't supposed to get it)

What's that, invisible leprechaun? You want me to.......pour this huge bowl of boiling oil on the innocent people down below?

Its a sign of the Apocalypse! Do you not know that old prophesy?

"When Eru has finished his all important plans
And Saucepan man cooks in his own Pans
The world shall come to an end
So good luck, my dear friend"

Anyway... ...

Pippin thought he was a shoe-in to win the annual Biggest Pot competition, but Bill the Balrog proved him wrong.

in his own little world
 

Pippin's only dilemma now was deciding whether to dump the barbecue sauce over the french fries, or dip the fries in it one at a time.

Oi! Gandalf's stealing my car!

Pippin dangles from the edge of the Troll's kettle drum, wondering just where he went wrong...

After going to so much trouble, Pippin wondered why nobody turned up to sample his new experimental ale, which he proudly labelled Took's Tonsil-Twister (Or something equally as fearsome...)

"Hold up, why is the rum gone?"

One for the AA Milne Fans
 

Pippins can't climb down because their cloaks get in the way.....

I wonder if anyone else has trouble with Garden Hobbits ruining their hanging baskets too?

Pippin: "My God! He's climbing!"

Like master, like servant
 

Peregrin Took takes one final look at Minas Tirith as he prepares himself to be boiled...alive.

Pippin: What's life if Merry got that hot Rohirrim chick all to himself?

PIPPIN: (at the top of Taniquetil) Merry, you trickster! There aren't any mushrooms in the cooking pot up here...

How punny!
 

Pippin prepares to dive into his Pool-of-a-Took.

Badum-tss.

The Hunchback of Minas Tirith ...
 

Pippin: The Bowls! The Bowls!

Poor Pippin realizes he dosen't have enough cereal to fill his bowl. :(

Nim ;)

Caveman Words of Wisdom:
Man who cannot let go of pot is addicted.

Pippin: Hey where'd that picture come from?
http://www.warofthering.net/quintess...row1_cz_tn.jpg
Boromir: Message for you sir.

Oh classic, Boromir.

Pippin: I told you if you didn't cut out your ballet you'd get shot.

Pippin: Boromir I think there is a good chance that I can get that out without staining your shirt.

Pippin slipped some Green Dragon ale to a woodpecker.

Result: It missed the tree.

Pippin's reaction to Boromir's new fashion statement: It'll never catch on...

OR

Pippin: Boromir, you appear to have been shot with a large arrow.

Merry: I think he can see that.

Little did Boromir know, what Pippin's science project was about when he volunteered to help him.

The days of Merry's William Tell impressions were over.

When told "It's not over till the fat Gondorian sings", one over enthusiastic fan takes care of business.

Also:

Especially as he was aiming at Aragorn.

Pippin: wWOOOW!

Merry: Oh, Pippin! Would you stop being so dramatic!


~ :D Ka