Poor Sleepy...

I'm not sure if someone has already mentioned this 'cos it's so old, but I think it needs a mention: Estelyn? Is that a new substance?

Estylen, I was intending to say. However, I can't correct it since it amuses I made such a typo on the typo thread. Yes, Esty, You're a substance.

Ahem! Estelyn is the correct spelling.

Dancing on the Downs
 

And I always thought the Springle-ring was the most popular dance in Middle-earth!

Prompted by Mithalwen's keen eye for a funny line I have nominated my own post. And I quote:

I need to wash my mouth out with soap. :D

Found this amusing - in a "last edited" line: Yes, that does seem to be a problem...

as opposed to brainfarts?
 

What's to say?

Q: Why did Saruman bewitch Theoden?

A: Because Saruman wanted Theoden's horde of Raisin Bran.

And all this time we thought that the huorns were the secret weapon when all the time there was a huge and lethal army of high fibre cereal ready to be deployed....

One for the French-speakers .....
 

I had to nominate this thread title typo "For girls and laides only" ... laides is French for "ugly women"...... and, oh dear, I have posted on that thread and am no longer a girl..... :( ;) perhaps this wasn't a good idea....

"mst be a colorful strategy."

of course, MST is a colorful strategy for extracting maximum amusement from B-movies...

Actually, cocoanuts grew in Florida during the land boom.

Who wants nuts in cocoa?

And, the mangoes where in Far Harad? We need to know these things before we can determine whether such a thing growing is good or bad.

What, your mum has an avatar? Do display it in an appropriate exhibit!

mum's the word
 

Perhaps it has something to do with the old mummer's plays, Esty, eh?

Carniverous exercise equipment in barrows?
 

Good thing it was a dream, as carniverous exercise equipment in barrows have no right removing someone's identity.

Good thing it wasn't a barrow wate that eight his/her face, or it would be more confusing.

Talk about ancient forum members - I wonder what his nick is?

Tol-in-Gaurhoth - The Musical!!
 

Buy your tickets now! Sure to be sold out soon.

Haha, I had no idea I slipped so. I actually had to read the quote a few times to realise what was wrong with it. :D

edit: "Top Ten Signs You Have A Problem With A Werewolf" sounds quite crazy! :D :D

I wonder how many evil beings Edith killed for her dear J. R. R. Tolkien and why have I never read anything about it? Or maybe she was a lumberjack.

Fear of Morm is enough to drive one to drink...

Clóin? Oh yes, he was the third brother of Óin and Glóin. :)

I think a difficult modding is anticipated...
 

That was the message the Eagles told the frightful villagers

I hope we won't be sooooooooooo bad?

Oh dear, I recognize that one...and I'm usually so careful about spelling and all...<hangs head in shame>

Auch! :cool:

Oh My!

Seems someone just unintentionally gave out the truth: in this game, actually everyone except the Hunters are werewolves :cool:

Ouch - those pointy things hurt!

He writes stories about central Scotland?

Don't worry, it was a pretty cool slip!! :D

I was re-reading an ancient RP thread in preparation for a possible sequel, and found this:

I always thought the devil perched on your shoulder, but I guess he has stooped to concocting evil barrettes...

Cheers!!!!
 

Maybe they wandered to the West and disappeared when all other legends did, possibly meeting the Entwines in the forests of the Blessed Realm...

Sounds like my kind of picnic..... wonder if they were more powerful than the dorwinion wines .. :p

:o

Why, o why, do I keep doing that? :D

Same reason I do..... and it is not your first language (though it is so hard to remember that!) Actually I rather liked the concept ...ent draughts..ent wines ... you could make a spoof RPG out of that...the endless grief of the ents for the lost vintages... :D

To war! For Fame, Glory and Gold!!!
 

:smokin:

Baah
 

Death is such a close shave.

Or,

Pulled the wool over readers' eyes, eh? :D

Was he thinking of me?
 

"the Mithomaniac" :confused: ;)

Well, you did start the whole thing. :D

Not very pert points? :D

I wouldn't wonder if I soon provided 50% of the quotes here... :rolleyes: :D