Gandalf pic: "Who's bleeping idea was it to situate the outhouse way over here, anyway?"

Isengard Surgeons Inc.- Fine surgery & amputations. Fee: An arm & a leg

'We want you for the Isengard Army.'

OR

Saruman thought he could make a little cash on the side by selling posters in Mordor. Naturally, Sauron was not amused.

Saruman's pic:

Saruman was not happy with the photographer when he refused to capture his good side.

Gandalf's picture:

Judging an Ent long-jump competition meant long walks.

Gandalf pic:

During his free time, Gandalf tries to look for Alatar and Pallando. (The former, by the way, is hiding right here in the Downs. :D )

Saruman pic:

The secret power of Saruman's staff: turn annoying, hideous Orcs into stone.

Christopher Lee speaking to himself at the shooting: "be the orc...You are the orc!!!"

Ah, yes.
 

Saruman: Haha! In this poster I am the prettiest!

Saruman: No, I'm in the middle!

This is how the Lord of the Rings publicity poster would have looked if the bad guys had won. Peter Jackson kept it locked up in his office just incase something went wrong.

Sauron: Surely you can put me in it

Saruman: sorry i've spent all the funny and stop calling me Shirley


(Edit: oh thats a big typo...i'll leave it... :cool: )

Just in case the other projects didn't pull through, Saruman organized a 'boy band' to target a younger crowd...

~Ka

Wrongful death at the hands of Uruks case? The law office of Cheatem, Swindler, & Grabb are at your service!

The opening Scene to Saruman's Broadway show with friends....
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The Golden Hall's security cameras catch Pippin red handed.

On his deathbed, Gandalf entrusts Pippin with the most sacred of tasks: safeguarding the Golden Mongoose!

Pippin trys out for the hit-show among young hobbits: Hops and Cops...


~ Ka

Pippin: Okay Gandalf, but why do you need all this wine at this time of night?

Gandalf: Shut up! You Fool of a Took!

Pippin: :rolleyes:

OR

Pippin: I should have taken this Palantir back at Isenguard, but oh well.

What would be a better place to hide an enormous Easter egg than Gandalf's beard?!

Move over, Eomer of the Rohirrim!
 

Pippin conjured magic -- a pumpkin from sleeping Gandalf's ear.


And for Saruman's pic (again):

The second secret power of Saruman's staff: protect his soul from the camera.

Pippin successfully hypnotizes Gandalf with a pumpkin.

"I am Rudy Giuliani, you must forgive Homer!"

Look! It's Lord of the Rings... in black and white!

OR

Despite the fact that Gandalf had already passed out, Pippin insisted on pouring him another pint. :D

Despite it being the Middle of the night, Pippin still wanted to know how to be like Gandalf!

Haha! :D

Sometimes at night Pippin liked to watch over Gandalf as he slept...

...as Charlie Chaplin runs through...

Pippin: Ok so I club him over the head with this pumpkin - wait! Pumpkins! Argh!

After receiving the short stick, Pippin is the one that has to recloak the sleeping uncloaked Gandalf. :eek: :D ;)

Pippin undertakes a daring quest to gather all the Rings of Power to him: he begins with Narya.

Pippin: "Roll over Gandalf and tell Saruman the news."

(I was going to post something like "A picture best not shown to Michael Jackson" but then I wouldn't want to countermand an American jury. Nor, considering McKellen's own orientation, would I want to suggest any malfeisance on his part. Or Tolkien's. :D )

How Pippin got an ASBO.

Because he forgot to wear his hoodie he was soon recognised when the clip went out on Crimewatch.

"Don't have nightmares. And sleep well..."

Bad boys, bad boys,
Watcha gonna do,
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Pippin takes Gandalf's scrapbook...

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Elf being held up by Legolas: You have no arms, what are you going to do...bleed on me?
Dwarf: Just because I have no arms doesn't mean I can't shove my foot up your ____ (fill in the blank)...

Men: My Gawd are they tall...

Elf: How dare you insult my frock!

Elf: "The Sacrilege! Who scrawled 'For the best beer west of Bree visit the Green Dragon!on that ancient wall'? I'll bet it was one of those vulgar dwarves!"

Legolas: "Hold your horses. That's Pippin's handwriting."

Elf: Whose this elf? whose this elf! Hes Legolas! who nearly survived the dreaded Chicken of Bristol! who personally wet himself at the battle of Saxon Hill! Hes Legolas the-not-as-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot!

Legolas: please stop, you've helped enough now...

Legolas takes advantage of the situation to make a grab for Glorfindel's wallet*.

*My initial thought involved something other than a wallet, but this is a family board ... :eek: ;)

As the debate raged, Legolas threatened to release his entourage.
Men: "No, please! We have no weapons, we are a peaceful folk!"

Or...

Legolas: Oh yeah? You and your Dwarvish racket can...ooh, Glorfindel! Is that velvet you're wearing?
Glorf: Dude! Keep your hands to yourself!

Pippin...TRICK OR TREAT!!

Lord of the Peanuts
 

(Pippin pic)

Pippin's lifelong search had come to an end when he finally found The Great Pumpkin.

Little did they know that the mysterious man in the corner was wearing a hidden camera on his shoe trying to sneak glances up elven robes.