Was it made/manufactured?

A person? - No.
A place? - No.
A substance? - No.
An item? - Yes.
Did it exist in the First Age? - This is up to conjecture, but most likely yes.
A weapon? - No.
Is it an Elven Craft? - No.
Was it made/manufactured? - Difficult. Not exactly made, I'd say, but it was most probably shaped or worked to some degree.

A dwarf treasure?

A person? - No.
A place? - No.
A substance? - No.
An item? - Yes.
Did it exist in the First Age? - This is up to conjecture, but most likely yes.
A weapon? - No.
Is it an Elven Craft? - No.
Was it made/manufactured? - Difficult. Not exactly made, I'd say, but it was most probably shaped or worked to some degree.
A dwarf treasure? - Not a treasure...

Alright then, does it belong to the dwarves?

A person? - No.
A place? - No.
A substance? - No.
An item? - Yes.
Did it exist in the First Age? - This is up to conjecture, but most likely yes.
A weapon? - No.
Is it an Elven Craft? - No.
Was it made/manufactured? - Difficult. Not exactly made, I'd say, but it was most probably shaped or worked to some degree.
A dwarf treasure? - Not a treasure...
Alright then, does it belong to the dwarves? - Yes, I think you could say that.

Is it valuable?

A person? - No.
A place? - No.
A substance? - No.
An item? - Yes.
Did it exist in the First Age? - This is up to conjecture, but most likely yes.
A weapon? - No.
Is it an Elven Craft? - No.
Was it made/manufactured? - Difficult. Not exactly made, I'd say, but it was most probably shaped or worked to some degree.
A dwarf treasure? - Not a treasure...
Alright then, does it belong to the dwarves? - Yes, I think you could say that.
Is it valuable? - It is dear to them, but not in the same way as gold and jewels.

Now what about a question I can answer with Yes or No without pondering?;)

Time for a name.....Mirrormere?

Is it located east of the Anduin?

A person? - No.
A place? - No.
A substance? - No.
An item? - Yes.
Did it exist in the First Age? - This is up to conjecture, but most likely yes.
A weapon? - No.
Is it an Elven Craft? - No.
Was it made/manufactured? - Difficult. Not exactly made, I'd say, but it was most probably shaped or worked to some degree.
A dwarf treasure? - Not a treasure...
Alright then, does it belong to the dwarves? - Yes, I think you could say that.
Is it valuable? - It is dear to them, but not in the same way as gold and jewels.
Mirrormere? - No...
Is it located east of the Anduin? - No.

Is it cram?

A person? - No.
A place? - No.
A substance? - No.
An item? - Yes.
Did it exist in the First Age? - This is up to conjecture, but most likely yes.
A weapon? - No.
Is it an Elven Craft? - No.
Was it made/manufactured? - Difficult. Not exactly made, I'd say, but it was most probably shaped or worked to some degree.
A dwarf treasure? - Not a treasure...
Alright then, does it belong to the dwarves? - Yes, I think you could say that.
Is it valuable? - It is dear to them, but not in the same way as gold and jewels.
Mirrormere? - No...
Is it located east of the Anduin? - No.
Is it cram? - No. (See above - that would be a substance rather than a single item.*)

*(except if you mean the legendary Cram Cake of Durin that has been preserved and revered by the Dwarves since the First Age till it's become hard as stone, with runes made of icing on it... like a petrified lebkuchen heart:D)

Is it in or near Moria?

A person? - No.
A place? - No.
A substance? - No.
An item? - Yes.
Did it exist in the First Age? - This is up to conjecture, but most likely yes.
A weapon? - No.
Is it an Elven Craft? - No.
Was it made/manufactured? - Difficult. Not exactly made, I'd say, but it was most probably shaped or worked to some degree.
A dwarf treasure? - Not a treasure...
Alright then, does it belong to the dwarves? - Yes, I think you could say that.
Is it valuable? - It is dear to them, but not in the same way as gold and jewels.
Mirrormere? - No...
Is it located east of the Anduin? - No.
Is it cram? - No.
Is it in or near Moria? - Yep.

Durins stone?

Is it the Bridge of Khazad-dûm?

I guess I shouldn't have mentioned 'Durin' and 'stone' together in that joke about cram...:p

Durin's Stone it is. Well done, Kyranger! Take the thread.

Alright, ready when you are.:)

Is it alive? (she cried)

Is it alive? - Yes.

Is it bipedal?

Is it evil? :eek:

Is it alive? - Yes.
Is it bipedal? - Yes.
Is it evil? - Well... not exactly evil.

...but not exactly good either, I guess? OK, we'll see.

Is s/he mortal?

Is it an olvar?

IS it female?

Is it alive? - Yes.
Is it bipedal? - Yes.
Is it evil? - Well... not exactly evil.
Is s/he mortal? - Yes.
Is it an olvar? - No.

Is it female?

Just so you see it cause you missed it.

Is it alive? - Yes.
Is it bipedal? - Yes.
Is it evil? - Well... not exactly evil.
Is s/he mortal? - Yes.
Is it an olvar? - No.
Is it female? - No. (sorry about that.)

Was it alive in the Second Age?

Is it alive? - Yes.
Is it bipedal? - Yes.
Is it evil? - Well... not exactly evil.
Is s/he mortal? - Yes.
Is it an olvar? - No.
Is it female? - No.
Was it alive in the Second Age? - No.

What about the Third?

Is it alive? - Yes.
Is it bipedal? - Yes.
Is it evil? - Well... not exactly evil.
Is s/he mortal? - Yes.
Is it an olvar? - No.
Is it female? - No.
Was it alive in the Second Age? - No.
What about the Third? - Yes.

The Mouth of Sauron?

Wait, that won't work for the evil question so...Gollum.

Is it alive? - Yes.
Is it bipedal? - Yes.
Is it evil? - Well... not exactly evil.
Is s/he mortal? - Yes.
Is it an olvar? - No.
Is it female? - No.
Was it alive in the Second Age? - No.
What about the Third? - Yes.
Gollum? - No.

Is it a bird?

Is it alive? - Yes.
Is it bipedal? - Yes.
Is it evil? - Well... not exactly evil.
Is s/he mortal? - Yes.
Is it an olvar? - No.
Is it female? - No.
Was it alive in the Second Age? - No.
What about the Third? - Yes.
Gollum? - No.
Is it a bird? - No.

Was he alive during the War of the Ring?

Is it alive? - Yes.
Is it bipedal? - Yes.
Is it evil? - Well... not exactly evil.
Is s/he mortal? - Yes.
Is it an olvar? - No.
Is it female? - No.
Was it alive in the Second Age? - No.
What about the Third? - Yes.
Gollum? - No.
Is it a bird? - No.
Was he alive during the War of the Ring? - No.