You have now entered the deepest, darkest corner of the....twilight zone...doo doo doo doo...

PJ: "Who let those extras into the wardrobe trailer?!" :mad:

OR

Smile for the camera!

The Ringwraiths in a game of Statues.

R-W: I think it’s high time we had a new picture...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...mba/1apple.jpg

Ring wraith: Well, Hobbits are like car keys; they are bound to be behind the sofa.

The hobbits tried a different angle but still couldn't determine if it really was Gandalf.

Can you do the picture again. I can't see that one.

Any better?

Here's my caption...

Fear is pushed to its very limits when the hobbits try and hide away from the Nazgûl's beer drinking completion.

R-W: Uuurrrggg... I feel sick!

Hobbits: :eek: Eeek!

The kids would always hide at bathtime...

KHAMUL: Must...find...cabbage...of power...

SAM: Nooo, you filth. I won't let you feed the Orc legions on eternal sauerkraut...

For Sam, holding his shirt always provided comfort in the darkest hours.

or

Kamul: This wood would make a great material for my new desk.


(yes it works thank you)

"TAG, you're it!!"

Farmer Maggot's hired new help to stop them dratted Hobbits from stealing his cabbages...

or

Pippin: Unless you can get this from my kung-fu grip you aint getting it.

Caption One (for the general audience)


Sam: Please, sir. I’d like some more.

Khamul: More!
Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!
Never before has a boy wanted more!

Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store.
There a dark, thin, winding
Stairway without any banister,
Which we'll throw him down, and
Feed him on cockroaches
Served in a canister

All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: What will he do
When he's turned black and blue?
He will curse the day
Somebody named him

All: Sam-Gam-gee!

Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: Never before has a boy wanted more!

Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Frodo: He won't ask for more
When he knows what's in store.

Khamul: There's a sooty chimney
Long overdue for a sweeping out
Which we'll push him up,
And one day next year
With the rats he'll be creeping out!

All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: What will he do
In this terrible stew?
He will rue the day
Somebody named him...

All: Sam-Gam-gee!



Caption Two (for you-know-who-you-are)

Fordim Hedgethistle: Come out from your hiding, little ones, and join the game!

Players in Shadow of the West: *cower*

While the other cowered from the Ringwraith, Frodo seemed more disgusted by the smell of that wood.

Ringwraith: "Where is it, my precious??"

Of all the babysitters, this one was the worst.

R-W: Just give me my other hand back and we'll all go out for some ice cream.

Pippin yells "Expecto Patronum!"

Frodo: "Idiot that's the wrong world."

"Oops! Dropped me keys. I'll just reach over to pick them up and........well, well, well, what do we have here! Hobbits, eh? Well, they'll make a nice feast for my horse, ooo yes indeedy! And I'll cut off their hair and use it for black magic and then I will become the Dark Lord! Ooo yes, o my............."

.....and he goes on like that.

Pippin realizes that today might've been a good day to leave his large pet toad at home, given his habit for ribbetting (sp) at the most inopportune times.

As the world tipped precariously to one side everyone grabbed on to something solid.

Sam Gamgee regrets that he left his brand new roll of duct tape at home. He's just sure that the ole Gaffer's gonna nab it, drat but it sure would have served a useful purpose in this here situation.

Halloween was always the most frightening time in the Shire.

MallornCard Ad.
 

Scary hood: $25

Scary gauntlets: $170

Keeping those darned Hobbits out of your crops: Priceless.

Yes, Farmer Maggot is a MallornCard user.

Merry: Now, Sam! Take out that camera!

Sam: Please don't look down my shirt, please don't look down my shirt, pleasepleasepleaseplease *whimper*

Sam just noticed a spider on the wood, right in front of his nose. :eek:

OR

Suddenly Pippin realized that this rider was wearing blue, not black. Whew! :o

OR

Lying there minding their own business, the hobbits had no idea what was creeping up out of the pond.

The "Diversion" has been revealed...We all think Frodo has the ring but really it's Sam. Or is it, Sam is faking that he has the ring making us think he has it, but really Frodo still has the ring? Or maybe Pippin has it? :rolleyes:

...The Nazgul's tickling technique seemed to work more then trying to cut there heads off...


or or!


Sam: were done for mr Frodo

Frodo: its okay Sam

Sam: how is it okay?

Frodo: i got Geico



(i'm using that forever now...)

Lord of the Caribbean?
 

Ringwraith: "I know you're here, poppets. Come out! I promise I won't hurt you. You've gotten something of ours and it calls to us...the Ring calls to us..."

A silly one ...
 

Khamul: Boo!

Khamul: "Now where did I leave my cell phone?"

Sam: (To himself.) "My Gaffer always knew I was stupid. Why did I have to steal the Black Rider's cell phone?"

It was Pallando, trying to update himself with the world.

Pallando: Oh look, what cute animals!

I told you we shouldn't have stolen his keys!

Pippin was suddenly extra grateful that he had brought his Cabbage Patch dolly along. :rolleyes:

The Vengeful Ex-Girlfriend
 

Frodo: "Boy Merry! When you pick them wrong, you really pick them wrong!"

Merry: "Shhh! I think she's coming!!" :eek:

And you thought the Nazgul were looking for The Ring! No! They were looking for a new picture...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../01gandalf.jpg

Gandalf: And I have this terrible pain all down my left hand side.

Frodo: Good Lord! Gandalf's turned into Marvin!

Frodo stares in helpless horror as a lock of Gandalf's hair prepares to strangle him.

I know how you feel, Frodo.
 

Frodo: Is that Gandalf? But he's . . . cloaked . . .

While Gandalf gets high Frodo watches in shock as his cloak begins to come apart at the back.