Merry finnally figured out where they were going

The psychopathic arsonist Merry, having set Edoras ablaze, gazes nonchalantly as it burns to the ground.

Merry tries to look darkly Byronic as Eowyn goes by...

Merry looks on in awe of the next picture

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As Bag-end burns down, Frodo wonders what to do with the deed to the house... give it to the sack-vills!

It's unexplainable, but I find myself wondering who this could possibly be. ;)

Merry pic:
"Hmm...why did the chicken cross the road?"

Frodo pic:
Frodo, a bit frightened but rather curious, decides whether to read Sam's love letter or throw it into the fire.

Dear Santa,

I've been really kind this year and I have only one little wish for you. I don't want big presents or anything particular but please, cut it out with the rings, will you! Especially the last one caused a whole lot trouble. I'd be grateful for a few cookies for once.

Frodo

blackmail is a powerful thing!
 

Here in the glow of the Mountain, Frodo accomplished his mission to acquire the single greatest weapon that the Alliance could ever hope for - Sauron's hidden love letters to various elven knockouts.

Even the post office in Mordor was intimidating.

Frodo looks suspiciously at his invitation to the 42nd annual R.I.B.E.G.O.M.E. (Ring Bearer’s Guild of Middle Earth) awards at prestigious Barad-Dur Square Garden. A black cloak and tie affair, no doubt.

TB12

Catching up...
 

F&G pic:

Frodo: Gandalf! There's a spider on your back!
Gandalf: Is there? Oh well.
Frodo: No! It's really really big!
Gandalf: Gaaaahhhh!!!!!.......

Merry pic:
After attacking Gandalf and then Frodo, the very large spider began to crawl down the wall toward Merry....

Frodo pic:

Frodo: Gandalf! Did you send me this terrible letter?!

Frodo: Mr and Mrs. Gandalf, I'm sorry to inform you that Gandalf is dead...

gandalf: I'm not dead

Frodo: shut up, you'll be along soon...if theres anything that i can do

Gandalf: i feel happy...i feel happy

*Pippin hits him*

Pippin: that felt good after being bullied by him all this time...

Frodo receives his Live 8 tickets and daydreams about the number of fancy waistcoats he's going to be able to buy when he sells the tickets for a hundred groats on eBay.

Frodo: What? You say this envelope contains the possibility of ultimate power? But only if I give it to you?

Sauron: That is correct - so give it back!

Merry pic: "Is that a dagger I see?" OR

"Peregrin Took, can you please throw yourself into a well?! I don't to hear another word about Saruman's crystal ball!"

Gandalf: "Yes, Frodo."

Frodo: "Did you really drive Denethor insane and order Shadowfax through Osanwe-kenta to kick Denethor into the fire?!"

Gandalf: "Yes. The moment when Denethor burst into flames was the one of the happiest moments of my life."

Frodo is a little wary when Gandalf arrives to collect his will, armed with a quill and correcting fluid.

Frodo (practicing his Legolasness): "A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this night."

Merry (off-screen): "It's only Pippin's laser pointer shining in your face, you twit!"

Baked Hobbit
 

On arrival at the Sammath Naur tanning salon, Frodo wonders whether it's really such a good idea to use those "Free Tanning Session" certificates that came in last week's mail.

Frodo gazes suspiciously at the departing message-deliverer; although he had heard many a tale of the gaiety of the celebrated Balrog-Ball, doubt now crept into his mind as he held the long coveted invitation in his now-hot-little-hand.

Just before he is to enter the Bank, Frodo decides not to deposit the Fellowship's life savings, but to keep them for himself.

"Good thing I had them make out the checks to me."

G: "It is altogether evil, Frodo. It must be destroyed!"
F: "But, but Gandalf...it says I may have already won a million dollars!"

Frodo wonders if sending a letter bomb to Sam is really the right thing to do.

It seems Gandalf did turn Samwise into something unnatural...

OR

Day 128 in the Tol-in-gurthor Big Wolf house, and Frodo is growing restless at the death of a significant character and posts a formal complaint! :p

The time to disclose secret roles for the next Werewolf game had come and Frodo was feeling more than a little bit anxious as he prepared to open his envelope.

Frodo: "Could this be a letter inviting me to start at Hogwarts?"

*very huge gasp*
 

Frodo gazes longingly at his picture of Sauron as he prepares to read another one of his letters...

Frodo: This, Gandalf, is an order from the Shire sheriffs, it says that, due to four traumatised Hobbits you are no longer allowed to become Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

Frodo to Gandalf: I recieved a rather strange letter today, from a Mr U.R.R Jokin. In it he tells me to beware of The Grey Pillock, the one the Dwarves call Thickone and the Elves name Mythraving, who in the South is known as Incantation, but you may know him by his Halfbit name, Habba-ra-ka-Dabblin or The Grand Alf (Stage Conjuror Supreme). What the hell is he on about?.

Gandalf: I haven`t got a clue!

Frodo: That`s strange, he said you would say that.



Taken from The Rotten Book of Wastemarsh or The Lord of the Grins.

Frodo: now sign this Will i'm going to give you!

Frodo recoils in horror as he sees the fanletter in his hand is addressed to...Gimli!

Or possibly even worse:
 

Frodo realises that the afore mentioned fanmail is from Gimli.

*visions of marshmellows danced in his head*

OR

Frodo had thought he was supposed to send his wish list to the North Pole, not Mordor, but now he was having doubts.

Frodo: we have some tough decisons to make Bill... will it be the Yorkshire Meat-packing plant? or will it be the Antwerp Slaughter-House?

Frodo:But Gandalf Why would Tolkien put such an important weapon such as the ring in an envelope.

Gandalf:To symbolize that there is only a thin layer protecting us from that.

Audience:"YAWN"

Gandalf:...... I mean so i can burn it!...yeah that's it BURNBURNBURN!!!!!!

Once again, Frodo confiscates another IRS(S)* notice into the fire of: Bilbo Doesn't Live Here Anymore...



* Internal Revenue Service of the Shire...


~ Ka

Frodo finds someone has sent him a new picture...

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Gandalf’s camouflage technique worked perfectly, until he became addicted to Shire Pipe Weed. :eek:

Gandalf is faced with a tough decision: his pleasure or the Quest.

(Middle Earth is doomed as I see it. :eek: )

Gandalf's pleasure being...shares in Isengard Inc.

Gandalf stares with interest at the apparent Zombie that Saruman had in his study...

I'd try to think up a Pirates of the Carribean joke, but I'm too tired.

Saruman: Gandalf, have you seen my stapler? I've been looking for it all day and can't find it anywhere.

Saruman and Gandalf have a staring contest to see who has to make dinner.