Saruman: "Gandalf, I'm sorry, but the economy isn't doing so well, so we have to make cuts. You've been let go. I'll need your staff and sword."

Gandalf: :mad:

Saruman: You think you've got troubles? I have to sit here on my knees. Lets see a new picture!

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Pippin: I'll bet you never got all this abuse, Mr. Skeleton.

OR

Gandalf: Hold my hat Frodo.
Frodo: Sam, hold Gandalf's hat.
Sam: Merry Hold Gandalf's hat.
Merry: Pippin, hold Gandalf's hat.
Pippin: ... ... Blast!

Season sales on men's department were unpredictably trying at times.

Pippin: What do you mean, you don't want to be a Hufflepuff??

'Chaos, disorder, destruction...I see my work here is done'

much love Han X

Pippin: I thought Boromir died later?

Exp - there are three arrows in this guy.

Pippin: I'm hungry, you got any food?

"So... come here often?"

Pippin: Gandalf, do we still have to take Gimli along. Only he's starting to smell.

Pippin: "This guy's not been getting enough Vitamin D."

5 hours & counting...
 

Pippin realized that he wasn't even close to having waited the longest for his wife to come out of the mall.

Middle-earth Natural History
 

David Entenborough: And here we see the aftermath of a Hobbit feeding frenzy. This particular specimen has recntly consumed an entire Wizard and rendered a Dwarf to mere bones in a matter of minutes ...

Pippin marveled at the way Gandalf's corpse disintegrated.

Pippin's first career was dressing the mannequins at the Moria Department Store.

Pippin: (dancing and yelling) Look at me Gimli I'm a wizard...Gimli? Gimli? Oh crap!

Pippin: Such lustrous ginger hair... Those flowing locks...

Apparently Gandalf's power resided in his hat; when it was stolen from him, he disintegrated.

Pippin: "Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to be Parkington Lane, would you? You see I read on the back of...oh never mind, you'd never believe me - even if you were alive."

The skeleton next to Pippin startles everyone by suddenly bursting into song. :eek:

Skeleton: Listen kid, when your teacher tells you not to play with orcs you had better listen!

Pippin: i guess he didn't have Capital One...

Pippin the Magnificent's, with his assistant Gimli, magic show goes deadly wrong.

or...

Skeleton: Aflack!

Pippin: Hey look what i did....i guess the force is with me!

It's 7am, the morning after the night before, and Pippin wishes he hadn't had that eighth pint.

Pippen to dwarf skeleton, "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..."

Pippin: Huh!? Laura Flynn Boyle sure has grown a lot of facial hair.

Gandalf overdose?
 

Pippin gets an idea for a solution...*evil grin*

Pippin: wow great impersonation of Gil-Galad being lynched!

It sounded so much like the skeleton was giggling at him; Pippin decided that he should probably stop licking toads.

Skeleton: He who delve into the well of death must answer me these questions three, and the bottom he see.

Pippin thought he'd never see the day when gandalf would go crazy on Gimli...

Masssster Card
 

Trip to Moria: $780

Tour guide: $20

Finding out that Gandalf's staff can double as a flamethrower and shoot arrows: Priceless.

also add:
 

stylist head gear: $36

bad water
 

Pippin decides not to drink from the pail.

Pippin: Must...resist...stupidity impulse...

...anymore.

Or...

P: Nice legwarmers, you 80's throwback freak.

Or...

P: Can you see the border of red thorns too? Gandalf thinks I'm insane...

Or...

P: Psst...I'm going to fill Gandalf's hat with dirt. Don't tell anyone.

Or...

P: Yeah, I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. And then I worked at...

Or...

P: You! Off my planet!

Skeleton: I never wanted to be a skeleton. I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! … [And so on]

Pippin sees a companion he would prefer over Gandalf.

Oh, no. Not again.
 

Pippin: What do you mean "Balrogs do have wings"?

There was something about that flowing hair...that heavy beard. Hadn't Pippin seen this character before in the outfield of the Boston Red Sox?