It's called "Wail" and it's performed by the Nazgul.

What colour is Legolas' hair?

He doesn't have any. It's a wig.

What scent is Galadriel's perfume?

Q. What scent is Galadriel's perfume?

A. Whatever is the current fashion in Valinor (she gets all the top magizines shipped to ME)

Q. Who is Aragorn's best friend, Legolas, Gimli or Gandalf?

Actually, it's his invisible friend Bob.


Who is the last King of Gondor?

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Who is the last King of Gondor?

Billy Joel. He was a good king, but sadly, his reign was so short it was never recorded.

What is Rohan most famous for? (Besides its horses or the Rohirrim)

Belly dancers.

With how many arrows was Boromir wounded at Parth Galen?

Q. With how many arrows was Boromir wounded at Parth Galen?

A. It depends which direction they were pointing

Q. What is the capital city of Valinor?

Valinor only has lowercase cities.


How many books did Bilbo write in his lifetime?

How many books did Bilbo write in his lifetime?

Not very many, lifetime is a short word...



What happened to the Entwives?

They got divorced.

What do the Eagles eat for breakfast?

Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and it looks like it'll be mutton again tomorrow.

Why did Arwen reject Aragorn's affection when they first met?

Who knows what sort of intentions these men have behind their affections?...

How are Boromir and Faramir related?

Boromir: He's my second cousin, once removed on his mother's side, and my first cousin twice removed..."

How long is Galadriel's hair? (Without braids)

Q. How long is Galadriel's hair? (Without braids)

A. How long is a piece of string?

Q. Why didnt the eagles fly Frodo to Mount Doom?

A. Saruman's taxes on petrol rendered the plan unfeasible.

Q. Why is there no mention of toilets in Middle-earth?

They were so dirty and smelly that people preferred the bushes.

Who is Eomer?

A. The Mayor of Eo.

Q. Why didn't Feanor just invent the light bulb when the Silmarils were stolen?

No electricity.

Why did they call Hador Goldenhead?

Because people kept using his head for a goal-post.

Q. Why didn't Feanor invent/discover electricity?

Because he wad too busy making the Silmarils.

Who lives in Cirith Ungol?

Who lives in Cirith Ungol?
Shelob and snacks (I mean, occasional orcs).

Why did Melkor suffer from arachnophobia?

Trick question- Melkor was afraid of Ungoliant, but it wasn't due to arachnophobia, but rather podophobia, an irrational fear of feet. And seeing as Ungoliant had 8 of them, it's no surprise she upset his psyche mightily.

Q: When the One Ring was destroyed, why didn't the other rings of power explode?

Forgot to borrow some of Saruman's dynamite.

Q: Why were the Nazgul given Fell Beasts that could fly?

Q: Why were the Nazgul given Fell Beasts that could fly?
A: Because when they tried to ride them over Mordor's rocky
terrain the Beasts Fell down.

Q: How many Butterbur's does it take to screw in a lightbulb in Bree?

Q: How many Butterbur's does it take to screw in a lightbulb in Bree?

Infinitely many. They all melt like butter when they come in contact with the lightbulb's heat.

Q: Where do Elves go when they die?

Q: Where do Elves go when they die?

They are reincarnated as trees. (They like to be in touch with nature ok?!)

Q: Who is the oldest being in Middle Earth?

The big bug that lives in a hole under Barad-dur.

Who was the first person to sail across the Belegaer?

Who was the first person to sail across the Belegaer?

Wrong Way Telmemorr, who was actually trying to help his big bro
when he heard Ungoliant putting the squeeze on him over the
Silmarils. After repeatedly rescuing him when his ship kept floundering
Ulmo got him a job making sure the Helcaraxe ice flows were kept nice and dangerous. (Telmemorr was rather a disappointment to the evil Ainur). :o

How did Thranduil make sure all his imported Dorthonion wine was organic
and all egg laying chickens raised cage free?