BW: This post should go on and on forever.

I think that this thread is hilarious and overtly funny!

Barrow-Wight (or any of the other Ops/Mods for that matter): Everyone! Cuss, swear drink and gamble as much as you like! This site is now a free-for-all! Have fun!

Or, Bethberry: I hate everyone! Everyone, hear me!?! I will PERMAMENTALY ban anyone who speaks to me after this! Hear Me!?!?

Or, Rimbaud: I have decided to become normal, stop using witty phrases, and discontinue debating any idea I once liked.

I don't know if any of these are funny, as I don't know anyone too well.

it was funny in its time, let it live again :)
 

davem would never post:

The really good idea would be to extend Rev Silm and start up "Revised Tolkien" project. I mean, we should dig up all pieces Tolkien ever wrote, including his market lists and bakery bills, and create one coherent piece of text out of it. The plot will develop first in South Africa, and will include such Aelfwine traveling from Capetown with Rover to the Moon, with Master Cook on the steer, and it will give what I'd like to call "true Tolkien" idea to masses. We will be having two aims in mind - first, to bring as much of Tolkien's writing into one piece of a text as possible, and, secondly, we should make it as life-like, real, according to the laws of our primary world as it ever may be achieved. So the mechanical monsters of Morgoth should be interpreted as rockets (othewise, how would Rover get to the Moonm and so forth.

Once the work is done, all other books now in circulation should be banned, and our Revised Tolkien piece should be proclaimed the one and only canon!

Heren Istarion:

Good, Bad, Truth, shmooth-- who cares? It's all the same anyway.

Hope I don't get mobbed...
 

piosenniel: Ugh! I hate RPG's! They make me so angry! The next RPG I see is going to be closed faster than the doors of Meduseld when Grima was there! And that's pretty fast, people!

Since I don't know anyone on this site well ENOUGH to speculate on what they would not post, I'll just go through with a semi-general overview.

Anyone: TEH HARY POTER PWNS J00 !!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!shiftone!!!!1!!!!!

Any mod: Perhaps it is time to a brief hiatus from Tolkein.

Any mod: Wait a sec, what's this Silmarilla thingy everyone's talking about?

Well, that was indeed pathetic, but I managed to scratch out something from my tired mess of a brain.

Hmm, I should start using the word "pwns" in conversation. That word pwns. Does anyone, pray tell, even know what that means. I'm ashamed to say I do (background in another, less respectable site, thankfully non-Tolkein affiliated).

Next: My ill-aimed grammar lesson on the word 'pwns' and all its vocabularic kin, AND furthermore, why Tolkein should be painstakingly translated into netxpeak.

Oh, there's something I don't think anyone would say, regardless of Tolkein obsession...Of course, I have met people who would wish such a thing...By the lidless eye, I really keep lousy company these days. Never liked that 'language' though. Too hasty, hooom!

The Saucepan Man: I absolutely do NOT rule the Quiz Room.

:D

HerenIstarion, do I detect a touch of bitterness? :)

Nay, I mock those whom I love :)

With that in mind, may I be so bold as speculate about what you'd never say?

Lhunardawen: I always take what people post at face value, never minding underlying meanings and possible intentions...

Hmm...
 

I'm honored! Well, I suppose I could say that...I could be insensitive and naive at times. :)

mark12_30: Stitch???

I noticed the Stitch avatars...

Ok, I'll take a stab at it:

Perky Ent: Man, this Quiz room is so damn boring!
NightKnight: Gee, I'm stumped!
Any mod: All this forum business is wasting my precious valuable time! That's it, I quit! I got better things to do with my free time: like watch Melrose place!
Anyone who frequents ME Mirth: What's this Disco King business??

Stitch
 

Lhunardawen: Yes, Stitch... he fascinates me as essentially a product of genetic engineering (like an orc) who ended up with free will somehow (like Aule's dwarves) and who then was led into love, belonging, adoption, and the awakening of conscience (like redeemption) through the love of those who believed in, and desired, the best for him (agape.) .....so... Yes, I'm very fond of Stitch.

Back on topic:

Nurumaiel: Family? Loyalty? Caring? Gentleness? What's that all about?

Orual: Deep thought? Nah, I go for hack-and-whack.

littleManPoet: Aragorn opined, "We're obligated to approach employing the most roundabout and indirect route toward our predetermined rendezvous destination. Insomuch as we follow this methodology it's completely assured beyond a reasonable doubt that we'll naturally arrive with the maximized melodramatic and climactic impact. Go, us!" To which the witty, eloquent, and totally elegant Legolas retorted ever so dryly and suavely, "Oui, Missieur."

Off Topic
 

May Stitch be that little blue fellow under the right-hand tree on your avatar picture, Helen, perchance?

On Topic

Knight Of Gondor:

Since Aragorn was armed with shards of his sword only, he should have been shown practicing some type of unarmed self defense, like karate or something, in the movie!

Off Topic:

Yes, that's Stitch. I had to shrink him from my old avatar. If you haven't already seen the first "Lilo And Stitch", do. (The second was sheer disappointment.)

On Topic:

alaklondewen: Buzz off.
Imladris: I do bland and predictable.

Off Topic:

I remember him (her?) from your previous avatar, I just have to admit my ignorance and confess I did not know he (she?) was named Stitch :)

On Topic:

The Saucepan Man: Gawks, this thread is 341 pages long! Let us throw a party when it reaches its 500th page!

The Saucepan Man: I find it disgusting that a major sporting championship can be effectively bought by a club who throw millions and millions of £s around buying all their players. Thus, I am pleased that Chelsea have been knocked out of the European Cup. Damn those mercenaries, damn their feeble souls!


(couldn't resist, Sauce ;) )

What's all this about elves?

Grrr! :mad:

Eomer of the Rohirrim: Far be it from me to crow. I truly am sorry that your team got knocked out of the Champion's League. ;)

davem: I really can't be bothered to spend the time working out how I feel about Tolkien's works.

HerenIstarion: Illustrative analogies really don't help the argument at all, you know.

Bethberry: Littery theery? Wazzat?

mark12_30: Now, why on earth should anyone want to listen to music inspired by Tolkien's works?

(I love your avatars, Helen. My son is Stitch. Well, except for the genetic engineering bit, that is. :D )

Saucie, dare I ask how old your son is? Can he climb ceilings? Surf? ...does he sink? ;)

What would never be posted on the Canon Vs Reader thread:

Saucie: After all these debates you expect me to capitulate?
Just like that?
Just like that?

mark12_30: Ih.

Saucie: Okay, I'll do it.

Other Canon Vs. Reader posters: Whaaat???

Saucie: She's very persuasive.

He's four (just), and that pretty much sums him up - only there's not much opportunity to surf where we are. :D

mark12_30: Find the Truth in LotR? You've as much chance of finding a Hobbit in Weightwatchers. And what's with the capital 'T' anyway? ;)

Samwise: Oh, Sam's okay, but he's not really that interesting of a character. Actually, I think he's kind of flat. There's not much to him, you know, and he's just sort of boring....

ElenCala Isil: Who is the Tie-Fondler?! And why do I care? It's not like I'm really that interested in the actors, anyway.... What was that Dominick guy's last name?

Firondoiel: I don't have friends. I don't go around joining all sorts of fora. As a matter of fact, I'm not even interested in talking to you! So leave me alone!

Me: PH33R TH3 C4RN4G3!!!!!! Mwahaha!!!! HOBBITS WILL RULE YOU ALL! *gets hit over the head with an anvil* w00t!

I don't know very many BDers, but this one comes to mind:

Bekah: Jack Sparrow? JACK SPARROW?!?!?!?! Now who or earth would think that he's hot.

And I could probably come up with some things that Amariden Ravenhill, you wouldn't say either...

-Eowyn Skywalker

Eowyn Skywalker Pfft! Star Wars is so lame.

Meela Denethor? But he's old and crusty!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim What the heck is a warg?

Anyone What the heck is a hobbit?

Anyone Lord of the Rings... Wouldn't that be Ringo Star? Oh, it's a BOOK, you say? Oh yeah, I remeber now. Isn't that the one about a bunch of English schoolboys stranded on an island? Or is that one Lord of the Dance? Oh well.

Me Why should we feel sympathetic for stupid nearsighted elves? Those freaks of nature! Tease them! Throw rocks at them! Make them feel the SHAAAAAAME!


Ahem.
~Maeggaladiel of the Four Eyes

Maeg: Crebain from Dunland!

Anyone: J.R.R. Tolkein? Who's that? Well, whoever she is, I think she stole her name from J.K. Rowling... lol. Wait... wasn't Tolkein the one who wrote those books about space travel? She's the one who had a man's name, right? Lol, I have no idea....

Me: I'm not obsessed, no... What makes you think that?

Finwë (or the other really big quiz people): I've never quizzed in my life! I wouldn't know how!

LOL! Eomer, you crack me up!!

~Maeg

The Ka: Ah Boromir, Boromir! How I pine for thee from the towers of the White Citadel!

Finwë: What is this "Quiz Forum" that you speak of?

Me: I am a Noldor ghostie. BOO and RAWRG, says I! Hobbits are a virus.....and I think Latin is STUPID.

Umm... I don't know whether to scream, laugh crazily, or roll my eyes. Though I suppose my oppsession with Star Wars is obvious from my avatar...

Ah well, this IS things we would never say...

Amariden Ravenhill: Middle-earth MIRTH? Why would anyone waste time in there. And what do you mean, people actually send TIME trying to learn Sindarian?!?!?! Ha! You wouldn't catch me trying to learn any other langauges like that!

Maeggaladiel: Glasses? Near sighted ELF?! That's, like, a total non-canon of Tolkien! Someone shoot THAT elf!! You won't see me wearing glasses!!!

There, revenge, as I have now picked on the only BDers that I know well enough to come up with what they wouldn't say...

Me: What stupid person would waste time writing parodies?!

-Eowyn Skywalker

Mwahahahaha! That was hilarious, Eowyn!

P.S: The Warhead of Power is MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

The Warhead of DOOM\Power\whatever is NOT yours, Amariden. However, I cannot reveal who's it is... spoilers for the Quest of the Doomed Candies... BUT IT IS NOT YOURS!!!! I have OTHER plans for your character... mwha-ha-ha-ha... coughlightsaberofdoomcough

Amariden Ravenhill: Eowyn Skywalker's spoofs are boooooring. Who'd waste time reading things like the Candies of Doom anyhow? What'd the point of all this humor? We could all be discussing the finer points of chocolate bar wrappers!

-Eowyn Skywalker

Everdawn: Oh come off it! Éomer is not my fave character, I hate him! Besides Batman is way cooler.

A Better Post Than My Last One...
 

mark12_30: ugh! Not Canonicity again! :rolleyes:

Saucepan Man: I'm sick of discussing the symbolism and truth in Tolkien's books. Scrabble, anyone?

Piosenniel: I'm going to *dum-dum-dum* (frightening music cue) chat on the discussion thread of an RPG!

Please don't flame me to a well-done crisp. :D

I know where you got the one from Pio... very funny, and is still laughing.

Everdawn: Who likes Eomer nowdays? He's ugly. Ewww... hat hair. That orc can kill HIM.

The Barrow-wight: I don't know what brought on this love of Tolkien, but it's going to stop! As of three seconds, the Barrow-downs is now closed. Permanently.

(Let's hope we never hear that one... :rolleyes:)

Me: Why would anyone waste time writing about warheads of power when they could be off flirting. Sigh, boys are so cool.

(Anyone who knows me will testify that I am not a normal girl there... Boys? Ick.)

-Eowyn Skywalker

Bekah : I'm not a Christian! The Bible is so far-fetched! I mean... Eru is more likely than God!

WillKill4Food: The LotR movies are awesome! Not one single flaw! Nothing I would like to change! All hail Peter Jackson!!!

Lady Snickerdoodle: Legolas is the worst thing about LotR!

Amariden: Pirates are so stupid! And this Johnny Depp-dude is, like, so ugly...

Me: I'm with you, Amariden! Johnny-D is sooo stupid! Legolas too!

And that's all I've got... :rolleyes:

BW/Esty/mod who's responsible: Say, I miss the craziness. Let's bring back Middle-Earth Mayhem!!!

Maeggaladiel: I've got perfect vision!

Lhunardawen: So do I. :cool:

Mister Underhill: Although I don't have anything of substance to add, I just wanted to say this thread is pretty cool.

The Barrow-Wight: So that all forum members could be able to express themselves better...I'm adding more smilies!

Eowyn Skywalker: Eowyn Skywalker? Naw, that name is waaaay too long...just call me Eowyn for short. I like that a lot better!

:p ;)

EDIT: Yay! 250 posts! *recieves blank stares*

Kuruharan It was Eru's mistake to let the dwarves be in the first place

LOL! hey- actually we could use more smilies! *runs and hides from the wrath of the real BW*

Or how about:
The Barrow Wight: From now on, images in your signatures are compulsory! And if it's text, make sure you add colours and ez codes! This forum looks bleary, let's brighten things up!