Gandalf: Nice Theoden... I'm not going to hurt you...

Theoden: Gandalf's our friend, Gandalf helps us. No! Mean old man's trying to trick us!

Gandalf: Oh, not you, too!

or

Theoden and his famous "expired fig" imitation.

Theoden: (in mind) Dirty... FINGERNAILS!

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Gandalf: If you don't behave I'll have to put a cone around you head!


.:~Ka~:.

The Third Age of The Sun(bed)
 

Gandalf: Hail Thengel son of Fengel, Lord of The Mark.

Theoden: What! Its me Theoden you old fool.

Gandalf: Oo dear, you look like you have had too many late nights in the meadhouse, and if you`d take my advice, lay off the sunbed sessions pruneface.

Gandalf: Hail Theoden son of Thengel, Lord of The Mark.

Theoden: Am I glad to see you Gandalf, you haven`t any laxatives by any chance?

Theoden really wished wizards would stop nicking the tealight holders from his garden.....

Bernard: "Put the staff down, Ian and stop playing at being Magneto"

Ian: "Ooh, look who's talking! Who've you come as? Dumbledore?"

Looking for some quick cash, Gandalf and Theoden in dirty old man with candy (except without the candy) form do a Preparation H commercial.



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You blatantly stole the dirty old man line...and you know it! ;)

Time for my caption...

Theoden: No! No!! Not the men in white coats!

Gandalf: Oh quiet down, you old coot! I'm not here to give you your injection...today...

Council pic:

Gandalf: Eeny meeny Fellowship, which of you will make the trip. If my finger points to you, off to Mordor you go too.

Theoden pic:

Gandalf forgets to return Shadowfax for the ninth time.

Middle-earth New's roving sports reporter, Gandalf Greyhame interviews the winner of the Rohan bumfights championship:

'Now, Theoden, would you like to say a few words to your legions of loyal fans?'

'Ah, ge' away wi' ye, or I'll kick yer heeed in.....ye got any Dhrink?'

darn close to an old joke...
 

Theoden: "Ugh, Gandalf! You could at least keep your undershirt buttoned while I'm eating!!"

Théoden hated losing at chess.

Gandalf is so intent on delivering the post, he dares to approach the guard-Theoden of Rohan.

Gandalf: Good king...I'm not going to hurt you...good king....
Theoden: Bark! Bark!

OR

Theoden: Gah! Milk always does this to me!

Return of the...Matrix?
 

Theoden was beginning to realize that having an Agent take over your body is not as sci-fi as he thought it was.

Gandalf: "I've come to take you to Saint Clabbert's..."

Theoden: "Drink! Girls! Ar...."

(you know the rest :p )

Gandalf: All right, all right! I promise not to be Gandalf the grey uncloaked, just put you're trousers back on! Phew!

OR

Théoden: I do not have a drug problem!

Theoden: Stop calling me Cerberus!

Or...

Some Werewolvish transformations are scarier than others.

Gandalf soon found out what a werewolf transformation really looked like. :eek:

To play on this...
 

Theoden: "You could have at least returned him with a full tank of gas." :p

Theoden: "How dare you tell me that Grima is not to be trusted! That's a conspiracy theory!"

Hmmm . . .
 

Théoden: I told you not to let Nilpaurion play in the next Werewolves game!

Aragorn (in the background): See, Legolas? I told you the staff's not fake.

Theoden: You know the law, Gandalf....move your feet, loose your seat!!

Theoden: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be....Kenny Rogers!"

Gandalf: Must...Resist...Stupidity Impulse...Hey a Old Man!

Theoden: You trounced through my shrubbery! Now you must go find me another shrubbery!

Gandalf: Please, not that, aren't you being a little irrational?

Gandalf's patented 'bowl of icy water on the seat' party trick always produced hilarious results.

waaay to much cheese O_O
 

Theoden: "Why...should I...welcome you...Gandalf...the Grey? You let me...eat those....five cheese...pizzas last night...without...warning me...of...the possible...consequences!"

Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey? You.....stole my hairbrush.....and my moisturiser.....and I clearly need them!

To continue the theme
 

Théoden: Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....storm crow? Can't you see the last diet you sent me on made my jeans rip?

Theoden: How....can I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey?....When....you take....my breath....away!

Thé: Ooh...look...at...all...the...ellipses...

Hmmm . . .
 

Théoden: I told you not to let Fordim make another poll!

I believe it be time for yet another caption. Gandalf and especially theoden are looking rather worn out...


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Gandalf: Did you hear? The Gap of Rohan is having a Istari-only blow-out sale of the ages!

Saruman: Really?! If only I could find a baby-sitter for Grima, then our shopping dreams could be complete!!

~ Ha, ha Ka

Gandalf: (in hushed tones) So Radaghast actually thought he could speak to the animals. What a dotard!

Theoden pic:
Gandalf comes up with a unique gift for Radagast's birthday.


Gandalf-Saruman pic:
Just when you thought seeing them uncloaked is the worst...

Gandalf the Real Estate Agent...
 

Gandalf: See this truly is a wonderful, vast place with great wildlife.

Saruman: Does the highway behind us get a lot of traffic? Because I can't study on conquering the world if it's constant rush hour traffic.

Gandalf: Did you see those horrid robes Alatar and Pallando were wearing? Ugh!
Saruman: I know! Blue is so out of season!