Gandalf: Saruman, you're fly is undone.

Saruman: ... ... ... Blast!

OR

Gandalf: do you ever get the feeling we are being watched?

Gandalf spreading gossip to Saruman

Gandalf: And you know what Ioreth said? She agreed! And she did these awful swoony eyes, y'know. Radagast and Ioreth are an item, can you imagine?! I was so shocked, I tell you, but it's absolutely true! And then...

Gandalf: Idiot! How many times have I told you not to let journalists in here? Our photo will be on the front page of every paper! No checkers for you tonight.

Gandalf: So I was, like, whatever, Elrond!
Saruman: No!
Gandalf: Yeah, you should have seen his face! And he was, like, "Come on, Gandalf, be reasonable."
Saruman: Huh, that is so uncool!
Gandalf: I know! So I was, like, come on, you old elf-git, what you gonna do to me!
Saruman:Elf-git! Haha! What did he say?
Gandalf: Well, he was all, like, "Gandalf, if you do not stop this immature behaviour you will not be going with the fellowship."
Saruman: What a little bitch! He thinks he is so important! What'd you say to him?
Gandalf: I said to him, "Well then, don't send me on that stupid fellowship! Like I'd want to hang out with some midgets, an airy-fairy elf and a couple of Rambo wannabes!"
Saruman: No way!
Gandalf: Yeah. So he was all, like, "Gandalf, I forbid you to go on this quest!"
Saruman: So what happened?
Gandalf: I just said to him, "Look at my face. Does it look bothered?"
Saruman: Cool.
Gandalf: I know.

Gandalf: "Let's try it once more. Where are we?"

Saruman: "Um........castle?"

Gandalf: "No, you idiot! It's a garden. A garden!"

Gandalf: If you can walk down this path without running off and trying to cut all the trees down, your rehabilitation will be complete.

OR

Gandalf inspects Saruman's ear to make sure no spiders crawled in during the night.

Bee stings were deadly to Wizards, so in dealing with the little blighters they had to use the utmost stealth.

Gandalf: Do you really think those trees behind us are real? I think CGI Sauron is up to his tricks again...
Saruman: I thought that sort of thing only happened in Fangorn.

Gandalf: Okay now that we're the shirriff's what do you think our strategy should be?
Saruman: *mutters* make me a shirriff! I'll make them pay! I should be the seer!

Gandalf: Yes, there definitely is a small wesel living in your head. Here, weasel, weasel...
Saruman: Um...ok.

Isengard had been idyllic woodland until the Diarmuid Gavin makeover.....

Gandalf: Oh!

Saruman: What??

Gandalf: ...It looks like a little nativity scene....

:D hehheh

Saruman: Don't look now, but that tree is taking photos of us...

Gandalf: i think those darn kids again are on our lawn

Saruman: those fiends

Gandalf: "Can you believe that cursed Jackson fellow? I swear this scene probably won't even be in the bloody movie!"

Saruman: "I know, I know."

Gandalf: Sauron watches 'Gillmore Girls', pass it on.
Saruman: *gigglesnort*

Gandalf: I think those girls over there are looking at us.....don't look! :p

Gandalf and Saruman at the 18th hole.

Gandalf: "You fool! I told you to remember to bring a tie! They won't let you in the clubhouse for a whisky now you know!"

Gandy: Dude...gimmie some of your 'tots.
Saruman: Get your own, gosh!

Gandalf: "Are those fangirls looking at... US?"

Saruman: "You don't see Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo, Sam, Elrond, Eomer, Faramir, Boromir, or any of THEM around here, do you?"

Saruman: "Now don't tell anyone but I'm breeding wolves."

Gandalf: "Wolfhounds?"

Saruman: "Wolves. You know, yip, yip, yip, howl!"

Gandalf: (To himself.) "Uh, oh."

Gandalf: Don't look now but those trees are moving. I said don't look!

Gandalf: Shall we catch a look at Luthien?

Saruman: Really? She dances here, not back at the club? Oh, yes, do!

Gandalf: "We must find a way to counter Sauron."

Saruman: *whispering* "Ok, but we have to talk very quietly."

Gandalf: *whispering* "Fine, I'll talk very quietly."

Saruman: "What?"

And *this* guy ends up saving Middle-earth?
 

Gandalf (whispers): Melian, let us elope to the Undying Lands.

Saruman: I thought you'd cut down your pipeweed smoking?

Gandalf: Look over there. Its a new pic.

http://consolemedia.gameworldnetwork...x/10129/10.jpg

Treebeard: Come little orcs....lets play leep frog.

It was bad luck for one Orc when Treebeard had one too many gin and tonics.

OR

Treebeard: Where in Middle Earth am I supposed to be?

Treebeard adds aerobics to the ever-growing list of classes he doesn't really fit into.

Treebeard found that doing yoga in the midst of a battlefield resulted in a surprising amount of enemy casualties.

Treebeard auditions for the new Martial Arts flick: Crouching Tallguy, Whirling Goblins or House of the Flying Orcses.

Treebeard had had enough of those damned motorcycle cops running out into his path to flag him down and give him a ticket.

No, Treebeard isn't hurting the Orcs,
 

The Orcs have just seen Gandalf the grey _______

Fill in the blank!

OR

That's not Treebeard, its Gandalf the grey! But without a cloak! (ha ha! a twist on the story!)

Treebeard decided to show those cocky Orcs a thing or two about breakdancing.

Courtside at the Orcen Warriors vs. Slayers basketball game:

Having had enough of Little Annoying Johnny's lip, Referee Treebeard proved that 'kicked out of the game' is not always just a figurative term.

The orc's futuristic plasma gun(top left) did little good when fighting Treebeard, who simply punched the orc and hurled the gun out of the fray.

OR

Treebeard auditioned for the 'Boromir the Disco King Presents: Middle-Earth Hip-Hop' dance video (just $37.95), but it turns out he had two left feet.

OR

Treebeard has always wanted a cute pet orc, but they are just too slippery to catch!

One of the most exciting things (to the orc children) about Treebeard, is that he can spin you around by your legs.

Treebeard & Co. slowly swayed to the music of the giant pipe organ in the distance.

New Movie Idea.
 

In a remarkable show of intelligence, the Orcs glue Treebeard's feet to the floor.