Unfortunately even if Frodo let her out, she still wanted Bag End and started chasing Frodo with her umbrella.

Fortunately, Frodo didn't want Bag End anyway. He had Crickhollow, after all.

Unfortunately on the way to Crickhollow there was an unexpected flood, and Frodo had to return to Bag End.

Fortunately, he had mushrooms to ease the sorrow of this unfortunate series of events.

Unfortunately Gollum ate all the mushrooms.

Fortunately a fairy-like creature appeared and gave Frodo a magical flask.

Unfortunately, that magical flask contained magical liquid that turned anyone who drank said liquid into a squirrel.

Fortunately squirrels are cute and fluffy so everyone thought it actually did Frodo a favor

Unfortunately, he was a RABID squirrel!

Fortunately Bill Ferney, having failed as a pharmacist and a salesman, tried his luck as an exterminator of rabid and dangerous creatures. "Squirrels, rats, roaches, chinchillas, hamsters, you name it - if it's rabid and dangerous Ferny will get rid of it." :p

Unfortunately Ferny needed a certificate as a licensed
exterminator- only obtainable at MTPU (Minas Tirith
Polytechnic University).

Fortunately Ferny knew a Bree local who forges documents (and who also does a lot of tax evasions and the like) and had a false diploma from MTPU done.

Unfortunately Ferney was swallowed up by Old Man Willow on his way to The Shire

Fortunately, the false diploma was still intact.

Unfortunately Old Man Willow had a legitimate diploma
(which was what OMW was trying to proudly show Merry
when the hobbits thought he was trying to kill him)
and so outed Ferny's false one.

Fortunately, Tom Bombadil just happened to be walking by.

Unfortunately Tom was in OMW's class at MTPU
and honored the old school tie.

Fortunately, OMW offered old Tom Bom a pint of ale.

Unfortunately that was unwise because offering Tom B a drink is like offering Sauron a monstrous pet to guard Mordor for him

Fortunately, it was like offering fluffy and cuddly monstrous pet.

Unfortunately, the fluffy pet had long, venomous, fangs and liked using them!

Fortunately, they were too blunt to do any real damage.

Unfortunately, they did not have to be sharp, due to their large size.

Fortunately, he had a problem with not loosing all of his teeth.

Unfortunately the fluffy monster's fur was also poisonous.

Fortunately, the poison merely caused one to crave mushrooms.

Unfortunately, there was no longer any mushrooms as Gollum ate them all.

Fortunately Lobelia put up lots of canned mushrooms.

Unfortunately, they had gone rotten due to a spell by Saruman.

Fortunately fluffy monsters enjoy spoiled
mushrooms as a dietary supplement and had a
pleasant afternoon tea party.

Unfortunately the spoiled mushrooms and the liquid in which they were canned in caused tummy trouble for the fluffy monsters.

Fortunately, they had some special medicine to help their stomachs.

Unfortunately their mums were very upset that they
drank the liquids and sent them to bed without any dessert. :(

Fortunately, their mums also decided to give them tummy rubs.

Unfortunately their dads thought that their mums' having to rub them made them spoiled.

Fortunately their dads were intimidated when the
Spanish Inquisition appeared and accused them of heresy,
(worshiping Sauron as a god)
and demanded that they CONFESS! CONFESS!

Unfortunately for the inquisitors, the witch king showed up and killed them all.

Fortunately, the witch-king was wearing pink at the time.

Unfortunately, just before they were killed the inquisition informed the Witch-king that pink was passe and hulmiliated him; causeing him to forget what he was doing there and run back home to change

Fortunately he had perfected teleportation, so it didn't take the Wiki long to be back in his normal black robes.