A cunning trick of Sauron.
 

Pippin: I think I'm going to be sick!
Frodo: I know, it’s horrible!
Sam: I can't stand the sight of it!
Merry: What? It's only a new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...s_davies16.jpg

Gimli: Well I disagree; I think everyone will want to buy my sofa designs!

How the glorious have fallen...
 

Legolas and Gimli engage in dead-Orc wrestling.

Legolas realizes that weak eyes are a sign of age: he missed an Orc.

Gimli found a perfect spot for having a picnic.

Gimli: "Row, row, row your boat..."
Legolas: You're pathetic!
G: Nonsense, I'm just hungry, look! plenty of dark meat around!
L: ew!

The first inconceivable joke.

Legolas: Time to go!

Gimli: I can't, my axe is stuck.

Gimli had to admit that his brain surgery clinic was not turning out to be a great success.

Legolas: Come on, Gimli!
Gimli: No!
Legolas: Please?!
Gimli: I've been tosed enough today...
Legolas: You let Aragorn toss you...
Gimli: Oh...alright...but only once...

Gimli demonstrates the workings of the central nervous system to Legolas
 

Gimli: And so you see, if I tilt my axe thus, his left leg will raise ...

The Orc was beginning to regret that last 'short joke'.

Walker Texas Ranger!
 

Gimli tried his best 'Conan O'Brien' impression by pulling the lever

Gimli: "Look, I don't see why you're so bent out of shape about this, Legolas. Last time he tried to sell me siding & this time he tried to sell me windows. What do you expect!?"

Legolas: ?
Gimli: He owed me money.

Gimli: "Forty-one orks killed, and you STILL have arrows in your quiver? I am beginning to think, Master Elf, that you have not been entirely truthful with me."

Gimli: Hurry up and take the picture, you bloody elf, me leg's falling asleep!

Gimli: Like my Orc-Skin sofa? It's new...

Legolas: OOh! Can we paint it pink?

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Or...

Gimli: Welcome to Gimli's Orc-sofa Store! Where we custom only in the finest Orc-skin Sofas, Loveseats, Recliners, foot-rests and MORE!

Legolas: Yes, I have this coupon for a 90% discount on anything pink...

Gimli: Yeah... We're trying to get rid of those... Ruins the majority of the customer-base...


~ Ka

Legolas finds his action figure toy dwarf in the bottom of a box of cracker-Orcs.

Legolas was never keen on introducing Gimli to his other friends.

Gimli: What kind of a stupid orc would put supper glue all over his own back!?! :p

Ka, you stole my idea! :eek: !
:D Its nice to be appreciated.

Anyway;

Gimli: Sorry Legolas, I did not realise it was your mother.

Gimli wasn't going to let another Uruk finish a "your momma's so short" joke.

Captain Obvious strikes again
 

Legolas: Gimli has stuck his axe into that orc's head and is now sitting upon the beast.

Gimli cannot help but wonder what Legolas tastes like.

Some felt Gimli had overreacted to the sight of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.

Gimli doesn't appreciate Legolas' criticism of his new Pickaxe Headware.

A Conneticut Drummer in King Theoden's Court

After somehow being transported back to Middle Earth, popular drummer Gim LeGam decided to show off a little 'magic'...

Gim: "Now watch carefully everyone...when I give the word (rattles axe)...this clearly dead Uruk shakes & shudders!"

*Audience give wild applause*

Gim (under his breath): "Hehe, good thing they haven't heard of a nervous system yet!"

Gimli: "I am not moving an inch until someone owns up to plaiting my beard while I was drunk!"

Look Mr. Prancy Elf like I told all these other raving fans, David Beckham is not taking any photos, with ANYONE.

Legolas: My dear dwarf! Whatever are you doing to that poor man?!
Gimli: He called me short!

or

Gimli: Help! My right hand appears to be missing! :eek:

or

Legolas: Gimli! I... I thought what we had was special!
(Sorry about that. It wasn't in my nature.)
:pNim:p

The "'Obbits! Four 'Obbits!" pic:

Merry, Frodo and Sam admire the "art gallery" while Pippin repeatedly gets kicked in the *ahem*.

Current pic...

Gimli stares with interest at the Killer Bees that Legolas used to feather his arrows.

Or...

Gimli: Are those my aquarium fish?!?

(Kransha, whither art thou?)
 

Legolas: Why, Gimli, why?

Gimli: He called me female. Must have gotten it from that guy in the Downs.

When good scenes go bad.
 

Gimli: Lease him, or I'll cut his throat.

Legolas: Ah, so this is why no one asks directions from a Dwarf.

OR

Gimli: Well, that's my hair dressing business over.

Legolas: Thank goodness! *Protects hair*

Gimli: what took you so long?

Legolas: sorry, i had to oggle at my relflection

werewolf VIII
 

Gimli: "I'm sure I'll be getting a werewolf any moment now!"

Legolas: "Maybe we should build a gallows?"

Gimli: No, I think my method works better!

Playing with Estel's idea
 

Legolas: Way to go, Gimli! You just killed our Seer.

"So your arrows were stuck, huh?"
 

A machine gun: $1 500
Super glue: $2
Not letting any pointy-ear outscore you: Priceless.

Legalos: Gimly hurry up Gimly: I cant this orcs brain likes my axe.