Gimli: What do you mean we killed the guardian again?

hmph, great i can't even see the pic. image isn't showing up. i suppose whatever pic is there must be extremely fuuuunny.... :o

Now this is what I call priceless (as long as it hasn't been used before, that is):

http://www.dtwins.plus.com/hornofgon...oromir22_b.jpg

Boromir is so drunk he doesn't even realize that he's not holding a bottle! :D

Boromir: we need like a wizard...or a ninja... ooooooh! a Ninja Wizard!

Gandalf: i'm a wizard

Boromir: yeah but your not a ninja wizard... ooh and bears that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

Aragorn from several feet away: Boromir, this is not how you play paper football.

Gil - I know for a fact that you stole that. :p

Boromir's first feable attempt
 

Boromir: I came to Rivendell because I was told that this is the lost-and-found of Middle-earth. What I lost, see, was a gold ring. It looked like this *holds up hand*. Yes it was circular in nature and made of gold. I was hoping to leave soon so if I could get that and I'll be on my way.

Boromir: nuh uh! you need like a catapult

(probaly, but you still love me i know it)

Boromir: "And just how many barrels of Butterbur Beer has Gondor received in aid? Zero! That's right! Zero!"

Boromir's plan
 

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the great eye is ever watchful. But, all we need is a really long needle and a strategically placed poke directly to the pupil will cause him to lose sight, letting us simply walk in.

Gil-galad, yes that does sound rather familiar....hmmm. :p

Boromir: There's a giant spider on you Aragorn and it's this big!

If I roll it up nice and round, then flick it..............................................

The evil cigar thief has struck again!

Look! There he goes! ---> :smokin:

narfforc got me thinking...

Boromir: The cookie dough ball must be this big or it won't work.

Boromir: Yarr! I'm a pirate! Look at me periscope, and the fringe casually strewn across my face! Yarr... and me pirate's beard here.

bringing this back
 

Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'

Boromir shows the council how many movie roles he's had where he's survived...

"You hear this? This is the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song."

"Still Sharpe. Not Sharp, you dolts."

Then after that failed he would be the founder of Merrick Inc. and make a clone race that is brainwashed into believing a life that is false.

I know where that came from! :D

Boro: No seriously! This pimple was like this big! And it was right smack.....!
Elrond: No! We've heard enough!
Legolas: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

Boro: You don't like my ideas? Fine then! I'll just sit here and eat my fingers while pretending there a donut.

(that was special ;) :rolleyes: )

sure its not you?

Boro: you can't just walk into Mordor with a soufle like that! it needs to be Magnifco!

"And THIS is how many people can still remember that I'm the Disco King around here..." ;)

Boromir: Look people...I have a plan to defeat Mordor. All I need is a rubberband, some chewing gum, and a toothpick, and I can build us an atomic bomb...

Or

Boro: Looky! I'm a unicorn!

We have done this one before.

*sighs* That's why I asked... :rolleyes:

It's a good one though, Durelin. :D

Boromir overdramatically threatens to bite his nails.

*sigh* more later, hopefully.

Boromir prepares to flick his freshly picked booger at Aragorn.

OR

Boromir: "I'm telling you, zero doesn't really exist! It's a philosophical(sp) illusion! It's just a concept to signify nothing, nill, zip, nada, zilch, nunka! You can't have zero of something, because it means nothing."

Boromir: "And I guess he still thinks he has a shot at selling it to me so he tries to offer me 0% financing and everything!"

The ring is this big you think it will fit on my toung .:p

Boromir: There once was a Sea Monkey...and this itsy tiny sea monkey was going against all odds. I mean there aint much you can do if you're a sea monkey right? Well, this sea monkey was about to get eaten up. And jeez, that fat bloated whale gulped that thing up like it had no care for tiny little critters around it!

Elrond: Your Point?

Boromir: Point? Point? Must it have a point? I could have saved that Sea Monkey! That bugger is no bigger than the space between my two fingers, why must people pick on the weak? Why!? Why!?

So I was brushing my teeth......y'know? Like this?

Boro: This is how many times Aragorn has taken a bath. :eek:

Brormir: This is how much I like Hookbill's captions! And I hate this new picture even more!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...1-What_now.jpg

Frodo: Look! I know you’re upset, but we sent out the invitations, its the post offices fault!

Merry: I don't think they are buying it.

Sam: Okay, Pippin, stall them!

Pippin: What?

Sam: Merry, no! I know Pippin's annoying but you can't stab him in the back!

Merry: Why not? I can blame it on them!

Synchronized 'Kill the Hobbitses' is not a spectator sport.

Sam: "Get out of the house more, have an adventure" they said. Well look where it got us!
Merry: You don't have to rub it in, Sam.

Frodo to Sam: I told you that it was unwise to ask for The Ballad of Gil-galad in a Goth Disco.

Pippin: "Where did these guys learn to hold a sword? I mean I've seen foolish ways to hold a sword but this...I mean come on, how can you attack from this position"