When fangirls finally lose it.

Random Wraith #2: COME ON!! I want a SMOOCH!!! :mad:

Hobbits: O_O;

. :rolleyes:

Pippin: Feelin' lucky, punks?

Witch-King: *looking at #2* Uhhh...I guess...Group huddle?

Nazgul #2: How about no? Remember the last time we huddled? You burst into flames, and set me on fire!

Wiki: You promised not to bring that up!

Witch-King to The Nazgul: Who has brought The Morgul Blade?

Nazgul.................................Silence.

Witch-King: Well!

Nazgul, holding out a scalpel: I thought you said The Model Blade, lucky there`s not much to do, someone has already cut them down to size.

Ringwraith 1: Come on their harmless little hobbits...
Witch-King: No, you don't understand, they're evil! They've got sharp, pointy teeth, look at the b-o-nes!
Ringwraith 1: Nonsense, number two, go and deal with them.
Ringwraith two: Aye, sir.

Sam: I'm scared.
Merry: Give them Pippin. (pushes Pippin up).

(Pippin jumps and bites off Ringwraith two's head).

Ringwraith 1: Run away! Run Away!
Witch-King: I told you! I tried to warn you, but no you said they're just harmless little hamsters...

Blackriders: 'Red rover, red rover, send Frodo on over!'

Double dilemma.
 

Frodo: Beware the Witch King! He's the most dangerous of them all.
Pippin: How do we tell which one he is? They look all the same.

Witch King: Don't let Frodo escape! He's the most valuable of them all.
Ringwraith #2: How do we tell which one he is? They look all the same.

Or

The real estate was beautiful but the neighbours rather peculiar.

Sam: your arms off!

Nazgul: no its not

Sam: whats that then!

Nazgul: i've had worse!

Sam: Er, Mr Frodo sir, I think that they might have been lying when they said that it was only a prayer meeting ...

Sam: "I wish I had taken those dance lessons when Rosie wanted us to."
Frodo: "All the same, I'm not sure I want to tango with them."

OR"


Reader #1: "You know, I think this is a really bad interpretation of Druidic rituals."

Reader #2: "The Celts went in for this dark fantasy stuff?"

Reader #1: "I don't know if the Celts did, but these guys do."

Pippin: Ooh, the Hokey-Pokey! I love the Hokey-Pokey!

Or...

Fro: I can't believe it! They ate Merry in one bite!!!
Sam(enviously): Yeah...

At the tribal council, Frodo's gang finds that his last attempt at not sharing the ring has gotten them voted out...

Pippin: Hay! This isn't fair!
Merry: Yeah, no one said anything about alliances!
Sam: Mr. Frodo, I guess our time is over.
Frodo: No Sam, It's all my fault...

Nazgul #3: Damn right!

~ Ah, old reality tv Ka

Witch-King to Frodo: Can we 'ave your liver, then?

Frodo: "I don't think this is Rivendell."
Sam: "The map said go towards the giant ruined castle topped hill."
Frodo: "But this really isn't Rivendell, Sam!"
Sam: "Oooh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Frodo: "Blast! I dropped my Ring. Anybody got a torch!" :eek:

Silly dares.
 

Merry: C'mon, Pip. Ask one of 'em for a dance!

Nazgul: Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightning!

Sam: Gallieo! Gallieo!

hobbits: Gallieo Figoro!

Frodo: magnifico!

Pippin knew it would get him in trouble, but he just couldn't resist making that wisecrack about the Wraiths' 'silly dressing-gowns'.

The Often Heard Voice Of Sean Bean

Sean: "Do something special today....er no...see what you can do...no that's not it...um...more reasons to shop at... Oh Yeah! One just does not walk into Morrisons. The 100 free unblinking text messages...Oh hell..."

The wraiths had been content to scare the bejezus out of the hobbits until Pippin yelled after them "Yeah, you'd better keep walking!!"

Silly questions.
 

Sam: You suppose we can ask 'em where Mordor is?

Witch-king: Just surrender the picture and we'll let you go...

http://www.mckellan.com/images/1272.jpg
Ian: See he's not so bad once you get to know him.
Gollum: Grrrawwwwr (jumps up and snaps at Ian's fingers).

P.S., Nil, great sig. ;)

Gollum: Ach! Ss! Sstop that, preciouss! You're humiliating me!

OR

Gollum tries to find out if his eyeses could be as acrobatic as him.

For some reason, Gollum didn't seem to appreciate having tick-tack-toe played on his back.

Gollum fully restored - the breakthrough of the Seventh Age.

Gandalf the Somewhat Beige (his eightyfifth reincarnation) and a modern day Aragorn trek the length and breadth of the land to find and question Gollum...again.

Thanks, B88!
 

(And this thanks to a good friend . . . )

Ian: Gollum . . . I am your father.

Gollum (thinks): Oh, brother . . .

Ian had failed in his task of distracting Gollum from the guy planning on poking him to death.

Researchers finally found the missing link in human evolution.

And there they found him, lurking by a lab of some sorts & a stagnant fake plant.

Mrs. Gollum: What is going on here?

Gollum: Er... It's not what you think! And since when was I married?

OR

Ian: And this is what I'll look like when I'm dressed up as Gandalf?

Jackson: I thought you said you read the Book!

Ian: "Hmmm... Yes, I see a brilliant acting career in your future!"

OR

Gollum's a little camera shy... and paranoid. :rolleyes:

OR

Ian works to calm Gollum just before they film Gollum falling into the chasm(sp). The little fellow is a somewhat wary of falling with his back to the ground.

The head massage was excellent, but Gollum just couldn't get into the whole poke-massage thing. How is poking relaxing?

Ian: What a nice little creature.

Jackson: What Ian doesn’t know is that when I poke Gollum on this vein, he'll go crazy and rib his head off! *Snigger* so lets see if Ian Mckellen is 'game for a Laugh'!

(and yes, that's a nod towards "Not the Nine O’clock News" Perhaps one of the best sketch shows of all time!) :D

Gollum realised too late that he had taken the "Dress down Friday" thing too far...

Ian : "Now I can see why you wear a hoodie, young man."

Ian: So, Gollum -- do you think my stubble is as manly as Viggo's was? Think reaaaaal hard about this one, because I could break your neck in a second.

Gollum: "What'ss slaphead, Masster?"

Ian and Gollum
 

Man: £14.99
Ian: I'll buy it!
Gollum: I'm not dead! (Sounds in distress)
Man: Now, you be a good table, and stay quiet!

Professer Ian: "No, I don't think this creature is classified, & no, I don't think this creature could be classified as an ROUS."

Man(thinking): *If I can time this just right... Gollum will break... Everyone will blame Ian... He'll get fired... and I'll get to be Gandalf in the Movies! It's foolproof!* :rolleyes:

The Frodo vs. Nazgul pic:
 

"No. This is not another `Man against the odds play.' This is a Hobbit against the odds play."