So nice to see the free-spirit non-conformists putting in an appearance.

And they brought the Capitalist Exploiter with them. How nice.

Alienation not Naugrimation!

There is no such thing as society, and if there is it's most certainly nothing to do with me, as the great King Irvinemahtar Welshdacil did write.

D.a.i.n.
 

Downers Against Idle Naugrim has released this important release of intentions:

-If double elimination is possible, it shall be supported

-Belladonna Took is the now endorsed by D.A.I.N. to win The Hobbit Survivor


--Bombur, ++Dori
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Double Eviction!

--BOMBUR ++DORI

The Current Bombur/Dori Ratio:


Ok, we need another voter to --Bombur ++Dori, and somehow get another vote...stupid odd numbers :rolleyes:
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--Bombur

++Dori

That may help

Sorry Kuru old chap but soon I'll stop my dwarf tossing...who knows maybe a dwarf will win.

Silly people...
 

You do realize, of course, that if there is a tie I will swoop down and change my vote to prevent a double-lynching (if for no other reason than to annoy Anguirel and keep Dori around :p...he's so adorable when he's frustrated.)

Let it be done

++Dori

So the Bombur/Dori ratio is now 5:5, but Kuru plans to foil it.

BUT


(Assuming he can spare some time...)

It seems the double-lynch descision will be in his hands, not Kuru's.

It's like the 2000 presidential election!
<You might have heard of it even if you aren't in the US.....>

And.....If Formendacil is the Mod when Glirdan cant make it....I belive the voting has gone on since 10 PM on the 23? Even if that's the incorrect time as far as Zones, this has been in full swing for more than a day. So if Formendacil uses emergency mod powers to end this day.......
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Sorry, Elu... not for another two hours.

Besides, I'm willing to give Glirdan a little extra time before snatching away his Modship. After all, I'm still not done with my own little Werewolf game, and I'll have the NEXT Survivor on my hands all too soon...

I understand......I just want double eviction......... :p

The D.A.I.N. will speak yet!

Would that be Survivor: Rulers of Middle-Earth? Including The Master, Elendil, Will Whitefoot, etc. Heh, nevermind thats too far ahead, and anyway you've probably got somthing better up you sleeve ;)
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Well, I will cast my vote and give Kuru a chance to cast his. I we might get another double lynch today, but who knows.

++Dori

Who goes and drops a Hobbit? Honestly!?

So Kuru, the fate of these islanders rests in your hands.

Oh well, you can't win them all
 

No change for me. You won't be getting any double evictions off me I'm afraid since it is now Dori 6 and Bombur 5...I'll leave it that way.

Ok, cast out post coming up shortly.

Day 28
 

Today, three people were disscussed thoroughly, and the tribe finally came to the conclusion that it would be better to get rid of Dori. "It's your fault that he got dropped on the ground and got that concussion!!" Belladonna screamed. "Not to mention all the other things you've done. I don't remember exactly what they were, but there was a lot!!" That night at tribal council:

Warg - 1
Bombur - 5
Dori - 6

So, Dori arose in anger and stomped off. Oh his way to the boat, he went through a tunnel as a short cut. The roof was so low, even he had to duck. Right when he thought he was at the end of the tunnel, he stood up and knocked himself out and put himself in a coma.

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Girion
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Elvenking
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Beorn
Dori

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves/Bad Guys
Balin
Bombur
Fili
Gloin
Kili
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom

Men/Elves/Others
Elrond
Eagle Lord
Roac
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

Day 29 starts. 13 more people. We're almost there. One more person and the last merging of the tribes will take place.

A repeat performance. Charge, me braves! Then when we've a comfortable quantity of votes we'll go for another double eviction. Hope it works this time!

++GLOIN

Oh and Glirdan, there are fourteen contestants now, not thirteen, I think...

Well I posted here lately.
++Gloin
I will bandwagon all the time yay.

You are right. Oops! I'l change that. As for my vote...

++Elrond

This has lasted far to long, espicially since he's had a chance at the prize two times already!! Get rid of him I say!!

+ + Roac

Does anyone think he'd stand a chance in the
finals against the Eagle Lord, Smaug,
and the most feared contestant:
Belladonna Took? :eek:

Your right as allways Tuor, Roac does not stand a chance. That does not mean that we need to get rid of Roac, no we need to get rid of that disgusting hobbit.

++Belladonna Took

++Belladona Took

First she's a Took and then she's Bilbo's mother, I mean to raise such an unrespectable hobbit is a crime in and of itself

Hurray!

++BELLADONNA TOOK

For being the inspiration for Arsenic and Old Lace.

This is madness, I know, but I feel myself caught up in the Bacchic fury...

--GLOIN, ++BELLADONNA TOOK

Rather galling that Kuru's negative psychology paid off at last...

I'm glad to return to see Dori gone but wait a minute!! A call to all females-why should the only female alotted to us in this story-and by name only-be voted off?
Save the she-contestant!

++Tom

With a sound like the rumblings of the later stages of the digestive processes emanating from the back end of a moose...the wrath of F.A.T. has been aroused!!!

Millions of lacivi...err, respectable and lovelorn husbands from across the fruited plain (and mountains and swamps and what have you...) are sounding the call to arms! Belladonna Took must be saved!!!

And lo! They have been joined by most unexpected allies. Millions of bloodthirsty femini...err, I mean millions of outraged women tired of putting up with the exploitative patriarchy are sounding a remarkably similar call to arms! Belladonna Took must be saved!!! Behold! They have formed their own wild-eyed, radical activist group called Help All Gals (H.A.G.).

The forces of H.A.G. have joined together in uneasy alliance with their husban...I mean with F.A.T. in order to save that most buxom of hobbit maidens, Belladonna Took.

(R.E.A.L. F.A.T., disgruntled over its utter failure to evict the Chief Warg yesterday, is just sitting in a corner pouting and plotting their revenge, relieved that H.A.G....I mean their wives...are out of the house for awhile).

Seeing an alternative has already presented itself, F.A.T. and H.A.G. hop on the bandwagon (well, at this moment it might be more like the band-little-red-wagon, but still...)

++ TOM

So because there is only one female in this story she should be given victory? I am sorry it does not make sence! Why not let Smaug win he is the only dragon ?

Of course there is a problem with the amount of women in this book, but the solution is not to give her victory. (at least not only because she is a woman)

Please try not to be influenced by the gender of the contestands and choose who you really think should win frome other criterias.

Those seeking to save Belladonna will regain my vote only if they switch en masse to one of the Dwarves...

So [/B] - - Roac
+ + Tom [B]
Although if one of the remarkable daughters
of the old Took can be saved by a dwarf
eviction I am amenable to change.

Seems like I've arrived just in time. 'The famous Belladonna Took' in danger of eviction, whatever next?
You see, unlike a lot of these wannabes, Bella's already a celebrity. And doesn't it show? No camera-hogging or attention-seeking antics. Her pluckiness, spirit of adventure and insouciant cheerfulness on the island has been an inspiration to viewers. I also enjoy her interactions with the redoubtable Bullroarer, they make a great double-act and I'd like to keep them both in for the time being, for the sake of the viewers.

And quite what this troll love-affair on the board says about you all I just don't know.
++TOM for goodness' sake.

Women by evicting Tom you are eviciting one of your own. Do you not know that professor Tolkien designated Tom as a woman? In Letter # 76 he stated

So if your goal is to save women you are going about this incorrectly.

Odd...in my reading of Letter 76, all I see is a brief discussion of the name Gamgee and a performance of Hamlet.

For something relevant to the discussion, in Letter 355 (to a M. Gros of Dijon) he writes...

The producers won’t be able to stand it if the sex appeal is voted off the island.

Now for Tom, on the other hand, do we really need two trolls? They’ve devastated the native sheep population of the island.

Off with Belladonna Took.

Not so much because she's female, or because she's boring, or any of the usual suspects... but simply because Kuru has predicted her victory.

As the official disturber of predictions, I say that we cannot have that!

++ Belladonna, daughter of Gerontius

Oh my mistake I mean letter #119 of course.

It is firmly believed by the creme de la creme of
Tolkien scholars that Beladonna Took was specifically
added by Tolkien for his daughter Priscilla and that
he may have added a curse in Gothic [said into a dictaphone]
to anyone who would dare
esteem Beladonna less highly then any foul
creature encountered by Bilbo (see the long lost
unpublished essay What Tollers really told me about the
writing of The Hobbit that I didn't get around to including
in my biography of him
by H. Carpenter).

Belladonna Took must be saved!!!

-D.A.I.N. goves continued support to Belladonna Took

-Balin set up a hinting outpost in Moria, to poach the last Balrog, and sell him to Sauron in Mordor for Rings and other riches, clearly the feelings for endangered species is absent in the Dwarven mind. Even Gimli was saddened by their faliure. The true story is, is that had Balin succeeded with Operation Black-Market-Balrog, Gimli would have found Moria in a splendour of sorts, and at home he would be welcomed to a Capitalist Erebor, and lived rich, never tithing to poor hobbits whose parents had to work to the age of 129 to keep the Beer bills paid.

++Balin
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At last someone crawls out of the mines and sees the light.

Holby and other Belladonna-lovers, over here!

--BELLADONNA TOOK, ++BALIN

Sorry, Anguirel, I don't hate dwarves, just like to see them thinned out a bit. I'm sticking with Tom today. We can always hope for a tied vote! :D

Oh go on then.

++ BALIN

Because he's a Dwarf, there are still too many Dwarves, and he has the most votes out of the Dwarfish contingent.

Finally I have some time to catch up.

++Balin

1) He's a dwarf

2) I'm bandwagoning

3) It's a pretty rotten trick to fake your death so the Fellowship thinks all the dwarves in Moria are dead. Now he's on survivor? What a creep.

I call you to fufill your oath, WaynetheGoblin.

Move your DAIN like vote from Gloin to Balin, and I will give you peace in your living death. :p
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